Caleb Thinker

23+ — he/she pronouns

[sayangrafayel]

Pinned post until I find the motivation to actually make one (I won't)

Brief introduction:

Not that anyone asks! But my username "sayangrafayel" is "Sayang Rafayel" which could be translated to "(I) Love Rafayel" or "Dear Rafayel"

Almost every incorrect quote I post is from a tv show or a game or just a random post.

LADS reacts are my own work.

I love and will include all the boys (Rafayel, Sylus, Xavier, Zayne, and Caleb)

If you can't be nice here, be mean somewhere else. 🥰

Questionable Masterlist (it's not an actual masterlist)

Crow family — I use the tag #crow family when I post about them, so you can easily find it.

Loft talk/Loft Meeting (where the boys all live together, yes, with Caleb too) — Like #crow family, you can find them under #loft talk or #loft meeting.

Childhood trio — All about Caleb, MC, and Zayne! Find them here #childhood trio

LADS reacts (Their reactions if...) — tag #lads reacts or #love and deepspace reactions.

That's all for now. Once again, please be kind and considerate.

[sayangrafayel]

Xavier: Look! MC is calling me back. What do I do?

Jeremiah picks up the phone and excitedly hands it to Xavier

Xavier, nervously: MC. Great to hear from you. To what do I owe the pleasure?

MC: You called, left an incoherent voicemail, and hung up. What do you need?

Xavier: Haha (whisper shout to Jeremiah) HELP ME.

Jeremiah: Just ask her something!

Xavier: How are you feeling today?

MC: ..Fine?

Jeremiah: Something personal!

Xavier: At what age did you first get your period?

Jeremiah: What the..

MC: Did you just ask me about my period?

Xavier: Yea- no haha. I did not..

[sayangrafayel]

Xavier: You and Jeremiah would not get along.

MC: Are you blind? We're literally VIBING like crazy.

Xavier: I assure you, Jeremiah is not a vibrator.

MC: Definitely not what that's short for. :/

[sayangrafayel]

Loft talk Pt. Drink order

Rafayel: My favorite morning coffee is a jumbo vanilla latte with seven espresso shots.

Sylus: Damn, at that point just do cocaine.

[sayangrafayel]

MC: Do you cook?

Xavier: I made a cake once.

Jeremiah: Yeah, it was good.

Xavier: Really?

Jeremiah: Don’t make me lie twice, Xavier.

[sayangrafayel]

Sylus: I just walked past some kids trying to summon demons, it looked legit too. That's N109 Zone for you.

MC: Isn't it convenient that you just happened to be walking by during that part?

[sayangrafayel]

MC: Would it be a bad idea if I

Zayne: What.

Zayne: Yes, it would.

MC: I didn't even-

Zayne: Don't do it.

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Childhood trio Pt. Why, brain!?

Caleb: Let's take a moment and thank biology that our internal organs don't itch.

Zayne: Fun fact, digestion is actually really painful but your brain just tells you it's fine the same way it tells you not to bite off your finger even though you can.

MC: Quick question, why the FUCK doesn't it do that for menstrual cramps!?

[sayangrafayel]

Caleb sneaking into MC's room with a cup of cocoa ☕️

Caleb, tiptoeing:

MC, sitting up:

Caleb: Oh, you're- you're awake! Great!

MC: Caleb. How often do you sneak into my room in the middle of the night?

Caleb: Uh, that you're awake? Uh, this is a first.

MC:

Caleb: Here's some cocoa.

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Rafayel, texting MC: Babe you left your phone at my house lol

Rafayel: And you said you're a sharp hunter and a great bodyguard smh

Rafayel: Why aren't you replying to me are you embarrassed

Rafayel: Oh.. nvm

[sayangrafayel]

Caleb and Gideon after their friend gets engaged

Gideon: I guess it's just, your best friend gets engaged you start thinking about marriage.

Caleb: I thought I was your best friend?

Gideon:

Caleb: Gideon, say I'm your best friend!

Gideon: You're my best friend, Caleb.

[sayangrafayel]

Caleb: Okay, the question is, does she like you? Because if she doesn't, then this is all just a Moo point.

Gideon: A.. Moo point?

Caleb: Yeah. It's like a cow's opinion. It doesn't matter. It's "Moo."

Gideon, turning to MC: Have I been friends with him for too long or did that actually make sense!?

[sayangrafayel]

Crow family Pt. Lifespan of a cat

Luke: Hey, look at that cute cat! We should really get one for the base.

Kieran: You want to take care of a cat for that long?

Luke: What? How long do they live?

Kieran: Somewhere between 13-20 years, maximum.

Luke: What!? That's almost like a human lifespan!

MC: You.. you think a human's lifespan is only around 20 years?

Sylus: Fair. We live in N109 Zone.

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Crow family Pt. The twins trying not to reveal Sylus' surprise for MC.

MC, to the twins: Sylus has been going out a lot recently, more than usual. Yesterday I asked him if he wanted to hang out and he said no. That's weird, right?

Kieran: No, that's not weird! Maybe boss is just super busy right now!

MC: Maybe. But he's been super secretive lately.. he's always open with me..

Luke, visibly nervous: That can't be true! M- Maybe it's all in your head?

Kieran: Oh no.

MC, immediately turns to Luke: Oh? Bitches be crazy? Is that what you're saying, Luke?

Luke: WHAT? NO! I LOVE WOMEN! WOMEN BE SANE!!!!

[sayangrafayel]

MC: Baby, come on. That incident is not your fault.

Sylus: I know. And one out of twelve jurors agreed.

MC:

Sylus: Thank jury number 6.

[sayangrafayel]

MC: I want to stab her face with a rusty fork.

MC: Oof. Awkward. I didn't mean to send it to you, babe.

Sylus: Love, don't forget to wear gloves. Don't leave fingerprints on the fork even if it's rusty.

MC: The funniest part about this is you didn't even ask who I'm talking about or what the problem is..

Sylus: The less I know, the shorter my testimony will be.

[sayangrafayel]

MC: Be nice.

Rafayel: I'm always nice?

MC: Really nice. Not bitchy nice.

Rafayel:

Rafayel: You're tying my hands, but fine.