"I wanna watch you catch fire."

that's how this world works. see, nothing's for free, not even for me. you just gotta believe. it might take sweet time, a few endless days, but baby that's how we all get paid. if you don't move on, all they'll be is dreams. useless words, never realized.

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badtownjackie‌:

I am sure people have no doubt in that now. 

You’d be surprised. Some people still think they have a chance against us, but all they’ll ever be is an annoyance.

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vampharper‌:

If this so-called show of power is supposed to be intimidating, it’s not. NOLA’s spirit won’t be broken so easily, and for god’s sake, I know you’re geriatric but update your memes.

Big talk from the mayor’s least favorite kid. But are you done? Cause you’re talking in cliches and it’s kinda boring, not gonna lie.

If it’s outdated, then why did I read it yesterday. Boom. Check.

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diegospez‌:

Little unclear as to what side that is right now. Have you seen Game of Thrones? ‘Cause you’re kinda going all season 8 Cersei on this shit.

Diego, I basically never understand what you’re saying.

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....Then, everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked.

If you weren’t sure whose side you were on before today’s meeting, I hope you’ve picked the right side now. Not that it matters to me. I have no problems roasting any of you like a marshmallow.

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diegospez‌:

Damn, you nailed it. I woulda suggested Caleb from B99.

Nowhere in particular. I just think it’d be neat.

What’s a B99?

Diego, we aren’t rides. This isn’t Dizzyland.

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lamiasmythe‌:

You mean your little meeting you’ve got planned? 

If a meeting is your idea of fun, someone needs to show you what a night out can do. 

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peygwen‌:

And the Day of the Dead. Which is longer than Samhein by a day, but yeah.

Im excited on what you guys have in store. Since the city usually puts on a ton of events as well.

You....combined cultural holidays into one thing?

I wanna say I don’t care what the city’s doing, but I am obsessed with your culture and I can’t wait to do future Samhein things.

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diegospez‌:

Y’know I feel like the amount of people threatening to eat more or other people has gone up exponentially in the last week or so, starting to get kinda concerned about it. Cannibalism hasn’t been this popular since whenever cannibalism was last popular.

Yeah, but they won’t let me have a ride, so how smart can they be? Not very, that’s how.

Oh, I know the answer to this one. Jeffrey Dahmer.!

A ride? You want a ride? To where?

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diegospez‌:

I mean, I didn’t really pay much attention, but isn’t Britain like… kinda old? Feel like they’ve been baking there for a while.

You know what memes are? Finally. The other dragons need to get on reddit, pronto.

Okay, but watching a baking show sounds boring as shit. You can’t even smell it or eat it. But if the show was about baking humans? That’d be worth watching.

I found Reddit yesterday! It’s a useful research tool to learn about modern culture. We have a large learning curve. Leave the other dragons alone, it’s not their fault I’m smarter than them.

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lamiasmythe‌:

It’s been a while since anything exciting happened in this town. I’m bored.

Don’t worry. Entertainment is on the way.

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peygwen‌:

I don’t know about anyone else, but Im so excited for Halloween, its not even funny. I even busted out all of my Halloween movies and will be starting my annual Halloween marathon here soon. Also, I have a few ideas for new pasteries and everything else that will be displayed in my new bakery! Im so excited, espiecally with all of the events that will be going down next month. Now, what’s everyone’s favorite thigns to do during Halloween?

Halloween? Don’t you mean Samhein? 

Oh, there will definitely be a lot of fun events next month. That we can agree on.

[berry-bec-blog]

All I can say is: thank god for espresso.

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berry-bec‌:

I’ve just come off a fourteen hour writing tear. There’s nothing more motivating than a deadline, but I know I kinda disappear when I’ve got one looming! I bet I’ve missed a lot - what’s been happening?

You haven’t missed much. Yet. But you’re gonna hear it here first - something big is about to happen.

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badtownjackie‌:

I don’t know about you guys but amidst all of this chaos I have found that I really have been missing out on the fun of this wonderful city. I am in dire need of quite a few great nights with even better company. Any volunteers? 

Sorry, is the chaos not fun enough for you? 

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diegospez‌:

Pretty hype that the British Baking Show is back, even if Paul Hollywood is a snake and Mary Berry needs to be avenged. I know my schedule’s pretty booked avenging the shapeshifters first, but Mezza is next in line after, 100%.

I understood almost none of that, but do they bake people in Britain now? 

Hell yeah, avenging the shapeshifters. Seriously, we took a nap, and the world went to shit, but with memes and lightbulbs.

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austin-fabray‌:

I’ve never understood why some people think it prudent to stick around after sex. Once the deed is done, that’s the end of our interaction. Thank you, please feel free to take a shower and grab a snack on your way out. I’m not your cuddle buddy and we aren’t going to fall in love and have a happily ever after. 

Am I wrong here?

You give them a snack? That’s nice of you.

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diegospez‌:

I didn’t call you a boy. I called you a boi – it’s gender neutral.

And you can find Freud in any good library. Go read a book. Having fun isn’t hard when you’ve got a library card.

Boi and boy aren’t the same thing? You all did weird shit to the English language. Not sure if I like it or not yet.

Again, I have no idea what you just said, but I plan on having lots of fun while I’m here.

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vampharper‌:

My bad. Anyways, I think our terminology has some flexibility… agender, genderfluid, genderqueer, whatever floats your boat I guess. Doesn’t matter what label you pick for yourself while you’re still up here, Charizard, you’re not going to be here long.

Hmm....getting a gay vocabulary lesson from a vampire who wants to do weird things to my ass. Thanks, I guess. Wanna tell me who the fuck Charizard is now?

I think I’ll stick around for awhile. You have really good food. Oh, and world domination. That was the other thing I came here to do.