#(austin.)

[cravemore2]

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ❛    don’t    lie    to    people    like    that,    ❜    cheshire    smile    curves    lips    as    they    cross    the    threshold,    arms    coming    out    to    wrap    around    her    waist    and    pull    them    together    enough    that    he    can    burrow    his    face    in    the    crook    of    her    neck.    it    isn’t    till    darkness    looms    around    them    that    he’s    taking    a    hesitant    step    back,    hands    shoving    into    his    hoodie pocket.    ❛    alright,    i    take    it    back.    you    might    actually    be    a    little    nuts    for    this    one.    ❜    there    goes    that    self    proclaimed    braveness.

[helloiamaustin]

Me when worm

Me: hello worm

Worm: hello

Me: i am early, worm

Worm: O no

Me: *cook fry mash bash crunc munch*

Worm: a

Me: chef

[lethalties]

“    thanks    for    coming.    she    really    needed    to    see    you    tonight    —    i    know    you    were    busy    on    that    [    …    ]    date.    ”

open to f

messy    coparenting    where    they’re    always    drawn    together    but    have    never    worked    out    in    the    past

[likeagain]

@highcsthopes​

‘‘ -- see- being a dishwasher is already so much less hazardous!’’ austin offered to her with a smile, doing a bit of a twirl to show no injuries.

[erika-writes]

[winnieclarington]

SMS / 𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐞 & 𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧

WINNIE: hey

WINNIE: wyd for like vday?

[henrikvanderswoon]

FMK: Red Knott, Richard Topham, Gilbert Buford hehehehehe

So I absolutely have to choose these, huh? All the creepiest men.

I'll fuck Red, only he realizes mid-way it's a sex doll made to look like me while I sneak up behind him and clobber him with his own binoculars.

Marry Richard, just long enough that I can own all the stuff he inherited from Crowley's will. Then when he "dies mysteriously" one day, it will be tragic but hey! At least I'm in HIS will, yeah?

Kill Gilbert. Because fuck that guy (but don't really fuck him, he's the worst).