welcome llamas and all.

CHRIS COLFER. HONORARY OLD PERSON. LLAMA EXPERT.

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notreallynaya:

Can you even imagine if the inanimate objects in our rooms somehow came to life and spread our deep, dark secrets, though? We’d be ruined.

Please, I’ll follow you to that oil change. You’re stuck with me forever, Colfer. Get used to it.

Oh man I’d be screwed. We’d have to bury everything. 

Well since this is something I seem to have to live with. I can leave you in charge of changing the oil. Now to figure out how I’m gonna explain to people that my shadow has a striking resemblance to Naya Rivera. 

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diannainlalaland:

Well at least Mr Tumnus will have some nice dress shirt’s to wear. Pants might be tricky.  Did you roll them? You have to roll them! If you do you’ll have more space which means more clothes, or whatever else you want to bring. My mother taught me that trick. 

Oh yeah I remember learning that lesson the hard way when my suitcase almost exploded a while back. The more space the better. 

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dareverett:

You need a never ending nap, anyways. I think we all do. Thirty years is kinda long, though, so I think I might have to pass on that one. Does like, three hours sound all right?

– Um, excuse you? Harsh.

You’re right I wouldn’t make it anyways. Not with all of the work that still has to be done. I’ll see your three hours and raise you a pillow. Deal? 

Just gotta keep you humble friend. 

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notreallynaya:

I mean, it’s totally likely to happen, but I’m sure they have more loyalty to you than that. Buzz and Woody had way more loyalty to Andy than to gossip about him, come on. Of course, they probably wouldn’t believe you if you told them with no proof.

You’re such a dork, I love it.

I’d certainly hope they’re loyal otherwise there’s many years of deep dark secrets the public may not be ready for that could be exposed and nobody wants to hear another death by fruit truck incident. 

Thank you, thank you. I’ll be here for as long as you need me. Or until I needs my oil changed. Whatever comes first. 

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dareverett:

Something? Chris. Man. It’s huge! It’s a world fuckin’ tour! Like – what the fuck. This is outta control. And everyone gets to come along, too! I’m so stoked, you don’t even know.

I’m always right. I’m the great Darrenzino, man. It comes with the title.

--I’m gonna need a never ending nap after all of this. I’m convinced. Wake me up in the next thirty years please. 

Perhaps we’re going to have to put a change to that Mr. Darrenzino. 

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leaxmichele:

I’m sure your children will miss you but they have to let daddy shine, don’t you think? I expect the same from Sheila when I’m away. 

We’ll have to work together and make sure they stay in line while we’re away. Send them updated videos from our mobile devices to let them know we’re always watching. Think that’ll work? 

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diannainlalaland:

It’s so weird when you pack, like you are essentially choosing the most important things in your life right now to take with you. I had a really hard time picking what I wanted to take with me. So many good books!

Tell me about it. I swear my clothing almost got lost in Narnia with how many times I ended up packing and unpacking to figure out what was going to be brought with me for this trip. 

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notreallynaya:

The saddest part about all of this is how I actually felt bad for your “children” for a minute there. It’s gonna be okay, we’ll make sure to document everything and send them postcards so they know what’s up.

I’m convinced that they’ll end up pulling a Toy Story move on me and gossip behind my back now that I’m gone. It’s happen, just you wait and see. We’ll definitely have to document all of the fun that’ll happen. You know. To prove them wrong. 

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Who needs to maintain a relationship with their best friend sleep when life is practically handing you a grand opportunity to grasp by the hand? I mean it’s going to be rough leaving my children behind but I’m certain they’re going to survive. We won’t talk about the fact that they’re stuffed llamas. 

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morris-hemo:

I’m sad because I just want to eat all the Goldfish crackers in the world but I can’t because abs and costumes and it’s so unfair guys. A girl needs her comfort food, y’know?

The temptation is far too real huh? Perhaps we can get some goldfish crackers on the way. A little guilty pleasure isn’t all too bad so long as it’s in moderation right? 

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Man, oh, man. Y’know what’s super cool? Tour buses.

Now, lemme tell you somethin’ – I’ve never been on one of these in my life. Not no way, not no how. And even though the beds are like, super small – and a possible nightmare for people who don’t dig on tiny spaces – I think this is gonna be super cool! It’s like, a two month long road trip with your fam jam. Except, y’know, they’re brothers and sisters from another mister. Am I right, or am I right?

This is certainly something. Not that what we’ve been doing hasn’t been big enough or anything but there’s a first time for everything yeah? 

With those options I’m gonna have to say that you’re right.