X Marks the Spot

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[rp-memes-cafe]

✰ Sentence starters -- First encounters pack ✰

“Ah, forgive me, but I seem to be lost… could you help me?”

“Oh! I’m sorry, I didn’t see you there! Are you alright?”

“You seem like a friendly face, mind if I sit with you?”

“Looks like it’ll rain again, doesn’t it? Ah, don’t mind me… just thinking out loud, is all!”

“Excuse me, but I need someone else’s opinion on this.”

“Pardon, I hate to be a bother but… may I ask for your help?”

“Hey… are you alright?”

“I’ve never seen you before… you new around these parts?”

“You look kind of lonely… want some company?”

“I’m sorry, did you need something?”

“You look kinda lost, if you don’t mind me saying. You okay?”

“… What are you staring at?”

“Hey, stranger, be careful!”

“Who the hell are you?”

“What kind of person barges in here and tries playing hero?”

“Who do you think you are?”

“I don’t know who you are, but your face irritates me.”

“Quick, act like my friend and laugh at my jokes. Hurry, they’re looking this way!”

“N-no, I wasn’t… crying, I just h-had something in my eye is all…”

[xdontplaytheherox]

"Don’ take life too seriously, or you’ll die with a frown on your face.”

[xdontplaytheherox]

“I’m gonna go rob a train, like in one of those old western movies...And then I’ll ride off into the sunset and give a little Yee-Haw!”

[starsmuserainbow]

"Yah ever get tired of playing the goodie-two shoes there, Bright-eyes? Gotta be exhausting beatin' up all those baddies, just to watch them destroy the city over and over again.."

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"I will never tire of such an important task!" At least not in a way of wanting to stop doing it.

He had a point though. "It is indeed exhausting to fight the 'baddies' repeatedly. But if they are not stopping the attacks or criminal actions against our city or its people, we do not have a choice."

[xdontplaytheherox]

“Yah don’ got a choice? Heh...Course yah do. Yah can just wash your hands an’ go take care of yourself. I use tah be like yah...Fightin’ the pointless fight. But then I got smart. And yah should too. Villains are like weeds, even if yah yank them out by the roots, seven more pop back up in their place..” He gave a slight laugh and shook his head. 

“...Take a lesson from this humble thief and just look out for yourself. You’ll live a much happier life.”

[xdontplaytheherox]

"Loot Box Opened, You obtained: a picture of Raven in a Bikini"

Send "Loot Box Opened, You obtained: ______" And add any item you want. My muse will give their reaction to finding said Item.

"Huh...Yah would think with her being a Goth, she would avoid any situation that exposed her to more sunlight. I'd sell this on the net to one of her crazed fans, for big bucks...But I think I'll hold onto it for now. Not everyday you get to see a Goth in a bikini.."

[xdontplaytheherox]

"Loot Box Opened, You obtained: Joker's Face"

Send "Loot Box Opened, You obtained: ______" And add any item you want. My muse will give their reaction to finding said Item.

"I've heard of 'laughing your ass off'.......But never 'Laughing your face off'. He'll haf'tah FACE the music when he looks in the mirror later..Don' think MASKING tape is gonna fix this problem though.."

[those-crazy-meme-nights]

Send "Loot Box Opened, You obtained: ______" And add any item you want. My muse will give their reaction to finding said Item.

[xdontplaytheherox]

“Remember kiddies....Finders Keepers applies, even if yah didn’t find it first..”

[xdontplaytheherox]

laughter-in-white‌:

“What? No way! Didn’t you see the girls going all googly-eyes at you when you went to get our burgers? With charisma like that, you can have any woman you want!” Joker was surprised to hear X didn’t know about such things. He was under the impression being a relative of Dracula meant he was a well-seasoned wooer.

“But I’m always being myself, and I told Batsy many times I’m in love with him, but he still doesn’t get it…” The clown wilted, a sad frown on his face.

“They go googly eyed because I’m a Revenant. I look flawless and deathly handsome to low-minded humans as a means to draw them in. If I was a vampire, this would play to my advantage of feeding. But most Revanants avoid direct human blood and stick to blood beads or processed human blood is necessary. I would much prefer a woman who didn’t succumb to the mind trick and saw past it. The orange skinned Alien Babe or the Grey Skinned Goth with the big ass are more my style..” X chuckled thinking about it. Starfire and Raven seemed the type who wouldn’t go slack jawed at the sight of his pretty face and red eyes..

“Uhhg...Well there’s your problem right there. The Bat is brick wall that gained sentience. Basically what your talkin’ too when yah talk to him...Pfff...But if you’re THAT desprate, you should show what yah feel with...Action...Yah know, go do somethin’ to show rather then say...Actions speak louder then words after all.”

[xdontplaytheherox]

laughter-in-white‌:

Joker blinked. “I know how to do that.” He pouted, latching on to X’s arm. “I mean figuratively, like…how do you get a man to love you back.”

“I wouldn’t know much about that. I don’ really know what love is like. Hell...I don’ even know how to get a woman, let alone a man..” X mumbled while glancing to the side at the clown. “I suppose yah just gotta be yourself an’ make it clear yah care about the other..”

[xdontplaytheherox]

laughter-in-white‌:

Another peal of laughter left the clown. “You stole his money and his joke? You really left him with nothing, huh.” Grinning, Joker sidled closer. “Can you teach me how to steal a man’s heart?”

“Well...I’m not an expert on anatomy. But I think you need a really sharp knife first. Then maybe a place that’s easy to clean. You’ll need a cooler and some ice once yah get it out..”

[xdontplaytheherox]

laughter-in-white‌:

As someone whose legal name was Jack and happened to have grown up on a farm, Joker quickly got invested in the story. He listened attentively. When the punchline came, he gasped, eyes wide, and promptly burst into a slew of delighted giggles.

“I love it! Both the joke and your execution. Ten out of ten, my friend!” He continued to laugh, and reached forward to pat X on the shoulder. “Did you come up with it yourself?”

X was smirking under his mask at the reaction it got, he knew that would get the clown to laugh. At the pat on his shoulder he chuckled slightly. “No..I stole it from a Scotsman at the bar....Then I stole his money after.”

[xdontplaytheherox]

laughter-in-white‌:

@xdontplaytheherox​ asked: “Hey Chuckles. Yah like jokes right? I have a good one for yah.”

“Oooh yes I do! Tell me!”

“Right then....So one time a Farmer named Jack was workin’ on his field. When out of nowhere a small Single-Engine Cessna plane comes down and lands close to him. The Pilot gets out and sees Jack. Walks over and introduces himself.”

“Hey there, I am giving plane rides to people, $50 a flight’....The Pilot tells jack. Jack smiles but shakes his head. ‘Sorry, that’s too expensive for me.’ He tells the Pilot. The pilot looks Jack over. Sees his weddin’ ring and grins. ‘You look like a bettin’ man. I tell you what. I’ll take you and your wife up for free, but if at any point in the flight you scream, you have to pay me $100′..”

“Now naturally Jack couldn’t resist a good gamble so he agrees. He gets his wife, and the pilot takes them up. During the flight the Pilot dives and turns and stalls and goes higher and higher, doing everything he can to get Jack to scream. But nothin’ works and the Pilot finally gives up and takes the plane back down.”

“Boy for a county man, you sure are brave..’ The Pilot says to Jack. Jack nods his head with a grin...’Yeah, though I’ll admit, you almost had me there for a second when my wife fell out..”

[magicwcman]

“ who benefits from your madness ? ”

@xdontplaytheherox || Alice: Madness Returns Starters

Circe can’t help but scoff at the boy before her. “Who benefits? Isn’t obvious? Myself!”

[xdontplaytheherox]

@magicwcman​

He stared at the woman for a moment, looking her up and down and taking all of her in for the time. “Interestin’. What kind of madness yah into?” He asked lightly. A weird question but sometimes madness could be fun, given the situation. More so if it was just to mess with people.

“Another question. I recognize your face. But...I don’ recall who you are. Yah seem familiar though. But I’ve lost part of my memory. Yah famous?”

[xdontplaytheherox]

ofherciics‌:

     It was strange for her, to sit still and listen to a male whine about something. However, this male was different than the one in her clan. He seemed to have known what pain was, to be at the bottom of the chain, for those to kick when someone was down. It was a horrible feeling, and lead for others to do such harsh things…like she did.

     “ It seems ya memory might need some fixin’. Where did ya exactly come from? ” it wasn’t like her to be so curious and interested in someone, but she couldn’t help herself.

“Perhaps. But these fragments I often see, they don’t feel like my memories. So maybe It’s best I don’t get them fixed..” He leaned back for a moment and focused on her. It was interesting as well, he never really found conection with anyone. “I don’ remember. I woke up in a hospital morgue. Layin’ out on one of their autopsy tables. At first, I had a horrible thought i’d look down and see myself carved open...But thankfully all I saw was a strange IV bag hooked to my arm, drippin’ in a glowin’ red liquid..”

“What about yah? Yah hav’ an accent, a hot one, but...One I havn’t heard before..” he chuckled lightly.

[xdontplaytheherox]

ofherciics‌:

    She leaned back on her chair, the feet of it in the air. Blue orbs looked at the man with a tilt of her head, “ I guess ya didn’t, ” her brows furrowed in curiosity as she let the legs slam back down on the floor, “ There isn’t much to this place. Just some people like ya that don’t like those Goodie Goodies. So, I guess ya can stay until the mornin’. What’s ya name? ”

He was silent for the moment, looking around her room, then turned his head and watched out the window. A couple of police cars shot down the road with their lights and sirens blaring. But there were no sign of the brat-gang anywhere.

When the woman said he could stay til morning, he gave a nod, walked over to her sofa, and took a seat beside her. “I don’ really mind them at times. I like to watch them kick the crap out of the scum who actually deserve it. But a Thief needs to make a livin’ an’ they seem to always interfere with Business.” The pure white eyes of the mask glanced over to her and he seemed to think for a moment. “X...Red X..” He replied after a moment. “I don’t remember my real name..”

[xdontplaytheherox]

(Uhg...Work is freakin’ killin’ me....I’m so exhausted anymore...I’ll try to get back into it soon...I just need to rest some..)