Existential Unemployment

By Andrew (@scrapsflippy) and Garrick (@PrettyGeeky)

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I hope you are all staying well out there.

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With special guest writer Red Snapper!

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Catphished.

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Eat, drink, and be weary.

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And inexplicably, I seem to mystify MBAs.

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Always butter them up with butter cookies.

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New year, who dis?

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It’s so uncanny, I’m practically an X-Man.

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From happily married to unhappily marred.

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Also, instead of purring, now they just keen.

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...

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I feel okay today.

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The self-evaluation part of my performance evaluations is usually a pretty solid "no comment."

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To make matters worse, now I have the theme song stuck in my head.

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I'm a multitasker: I can hate myself AND my life at the same time.

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Fluent in Python, JavaScript, and schadenfreude.