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@xendificator-blog
What.
xendificator:
skxppingabeat:
xendificator:
skxppingabeat We’re fine. We just forgot all about this account.
Ah, makes sense. Don’t worry about it, it happens. I only haven’t forgotten about my account yet because it’s basically the only thing I do with my life now. Blogging. How are you, besides that?
We don’t think We’re supposed to forget about it for that long, though. We’re fine. Today’s not exactly the clearest, but We’re managing.
Eh, like I said, it happens. Shit happens, really. Gotta brush it off sometimes. I’m glad you’re managing. Sorry your mindspace is all messy.
Hmm. Thanks. The worst thing to happen was the whole shower incident, so We don't think it's that bad od a mess in there right now. Just blurred around the edges and a little shaky. How are you?
xendificator:
skxppingabeat We’re fine. We just forgot all about this account.
Ah, makes sense. Don’t worry about it, it happens. I only haven’t forgotten about my account yet because it’s basically the only thing I do with my life now. Blogging. How are you, besides that?
We don’t think We’re supposed to forget about it for that long, though. We’re fine. Today’s not exactly the clearest, but We’re managing.
Today We stood in the shower for about two hours. When Roxy came to get us, she said the water wasn't even turned on. We don't remember leaving the room to go to the bathroom.
skxppingabeat We're fine. We just forgot all about this account.
xendificator:
What do you mean ‘new’? New to Tumblr? New to this shit in general? We don’t think We’re ever going to get used to this.
Okay. What nicknames do you have? We’re an uncreative bastard who can’t even think up a simple shortened version of a name.
New to this shit in general, in general is always a safe place to put things. Everyone is so uncreative, it’s almost sad. I just use an acronym of the beginning letters to my first and middle name. Hence ‘DN’.
Christ. This is Tumblr we're talking about here, of course everyone is lazy.
Fuck.
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xendificator:
man what kind of stank place you living in to nit have heard of me the middle of the ocean or something actually no i lived in the middle of the ocean for a while and even then you still heard about things so long as your computer somehow worked
i directed and starred in over fifteen movies im a pretty big deal man
ive been a big deal since i was 6 years old never had the time to keep up with whatever lameo thinks hes becoming the next big thing besides even metubers can direct and star in their own movies nowadays laaaaame
im gonna fight you and its youtubers not metubers what are you fifty
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xendificator:
snrrk youre just jealous everyones heard of david strider and no one even knows you
david strider huh nope never heard of you dude and im not even saying that to say it just plain out never heard of you!
but my songs play on the radio all the time and my movies are great so duh of course people know who i am!
man what kind of stank place you living in to nit have heard of me the middle of the ocean or something actually no i lived in the middle of the ocean for a while and even then you still heard about things so long as your computer somehow worked
i directed and starred in over fifteen movies im a pretty big deal man
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xendificator:
i have my doubts man how do you know that im not the billy joe cobra or maybe that bird is the billy joe cobra well just never know
im famous man didnt you hear
no i didnt broseph im too busy drowning in my own fame you know not yours but mine because im just radtastic!
snrrk youre just jealous everyones heard of david strider and no one even knows you
me to me: wow, you've got issues, pal
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xendificator:
names david and isnt billy joe cobra a ghost or are you just really unlucky you’re have the exact name of that guy nah im good autographs are given by me not received
okay but have you considered that im actually the billy joe cobra just a super famous rockstar gracing you with his presence and you just need to accept that and be totally wowed!
psssht why would anybody want your autograph bromie?
i have my doubts man how do you know that im not the billy joe cobra or maybe that bird is the billy joe cobra well just never know
im famous man didnt you hear
//im going to use tags whenever one of dirks alters are on the blog //theres .Dicky Davey for david, .Houston; We Have A Problem for houston, .Space Odyssey Dick 9000 for hal, and .Dirking It for dirk
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chaoticdamsel & robuststallion & toasterfixer & xendificator & draconicfacade
whats up little bro peeps? names billy joe cobra!! exciting i know but ill get to the autographs later!
names david and isnt billy joe cobra a ghost or are you just really unlucky you're have the exact name of that guy nah im good autographs are given by me not received
when was the last time i did anything ever last thing i remember was going to sleep on sunday and now its friday
xendificator:
We can’t say We relate to that, We’re always alone but not necessarily by ourselves. But if it works for you, it works. Dolls are your thing so hey.
Yeah. We try to keep it alive but We always end up letting it all wilt by accident.
i didnt do well sharing a brain space with others either. i think im just probably not good at being around people long term, even if i want to be.
that sucks! have you tried taking care of succulents? they dont need to be watered as much, so if you forget about them for a week or two theyll usually be alright.
That's okay, not everyone is good at being around people.
No We haven't, every time We think to replace the flowers with something else, We never do. And not needing to water them often would probably make us forget even more often.