Xenoblade Headcanons

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IMPORTANT NEWS FOR WINDOWS 10 USERS

So, official support for Windows 10 ends on October 14th 2025. But Microsoft apparently lost a court case and now they have to offer an extra year of security updates--which was an option previously only available to their Business customers--to everyone. But you have to manually enroll. If you want to know how to do it, go to the link below

How to Enroll in Windows 10 Extended Security Updates (ESU) Before Support Ends

As the end of official support for Windows 10 approaches on October 14, 2025, many users are seeking ways to maintain their system's securit

You've got to do it before October 14th if you want the extra year. Otherwise support will end for you and you'll probably have to "upgrade" to Windows 11.

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((And that was the last of the queue))

((Thank you once again for all your submissions! It’s been a fun ride, and we hope to see another one of these blogs pop up when Xenoblade 2 releases. -Mod Reina))

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1957. Shulk is naturally a platinum blond, but it appears more yellow because he never used to go outside.

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1956. Juju has-on several occasions-walked in on Sharla and Gadolt kissing. She teases him about it constantly.

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1955. It's surprisingly easy to startle Riki-even on accident. All you really need to do is already be in the room when he wakes in, and move abruptly. He blames it on bad eyesight, but everyone knows better than that.

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1954. Sometimes when Melia gets really angry, her voice squeaks to an incredible degree. Reyn called it cute and got socked in the mouth.

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1953. Shulk has fallen out of trees he's climbed multiple times because he forgets to hold onto anything and falls backwards.

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1952. When Melia first found out about Reyn's fear of spiders, she thought it was rediculous. ...Then they took a trip to Tephra Cave for some quest items.

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1951. Kallian is a master of puns. He can make the most incredible, clever, discreet puns in the middle of important meetings without anyone noticing... Except Melia, who has had to leave said meetings due to "random" giggling fits when she was younger.

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1950. Melia is the best of the group at insults. She knows no mercy.

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1949. Since Riki was never a merchant, he didn't have a lot of firsthand expirience with Homs curse words until he joined the main group. Everyone draws straws to decide who had to explain swears to Riki whenever he learned new ones and whenever it happens, they all become acutely aware that they are in fact traveling with a middle aged father.

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1948. Language is a sacred thing to the Nopon. While it may seem like they're disrespecting other languages by using 'improper' grammar, in reality they're keeping the grammatical rules of their own language. Almost all Nopon believe that's the highest honor they can give when speaking another species' tongue.

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1947. Juju is Jewish

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Service Announcement

((Just a heads up guys, we’re thinking of shutting down the submission box for this blog soon enough. It tends to stay pretty empty nowadays so we’re thinking the blog’s run it’s course. We’ll leave it open ‘n’ all, but we’ll probably hit the button to shut it down after the post in queue gets submitted.

Thanks guys for all the cool headcanons you’ve sent in! -Mod Reina))

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1946. Dickson and Lorithia had a wager between them: whoever could claim more kills out of Shulk and Melia's immediate allies would have rank over the other in the next world. When Shulk and Melia ended up in the same group, both disciples agreed to not target the other's nemesis.

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Hello! Sorry to bother, but I made a xenoblade imagines blog and I would be honoured to get a promo from you! The url is xenobladeimagines, tumblr, com just with periods instead of commas and no spaces. Thank you!

((Go check them out guys! They just started! -Mod Reina))

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1945. The joke among Colony 6 kids is that Colony 9 kids smell like feet.