Whore For The Nonexistent

22 Big fan of the Blorbos and Skrunklies If you use generative ai, kill yourself

[xenophilderdragon]

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Longfics

The Playlist-Erasermic x Alt! Reader

Oneshots (may be liable to become longfics)

Rises The Moon (Miruko x f!reader)

One Good Time (Shouta Aizawa tries drag)

Sing Me to Sleep (Togachako angst)

Who Lives, Who Dies, Who Tells Your Story (Erasermic family angst)

Getting Older (President Hawks Adjusts)

Sit, Stay, Suck! (Fatgum x f!reader)

Tenderness (Dadzawa cope)

Glimpses (Erasermic family angst revamped)

Kinktober 2025

[rgdzhordzh]

Mic is crazy expressive. I believe his hair is, too.

This is kinda connected to my Mic x Pinkie Pie sort of AU, that i'll probably publish tmrrw since i'm feeling a little under the weather, but it does work alone, too, so here it is.

[chuunifox]

Autism Representation written by an allistic: My name is John Autism and I like the designated autistic interests

unintentionally autistic character written by the creator who hasn't really thought about whether or not theyre autistic: I wish I could be human like the way everyone else is but I know they can tell I'm not. And I know they're right

[writingdose]

genuine writers getting wrongly accused of using ai because of witch hunt and proper grammar/structure in their works must be what being a woman in the 1600s who is wrongly accused of being a witch because she can read and is intelligent feels like

[pineoplya]

I think the Commission forced Hawks to do horrible things. (Or not idk)

[stealingpotatoes]

I would give an arm and maybe a leg to see the PHM characters in your artstyle (no pressure)

PUT YOUR LIMBS BACK AND HOLD THIS INSTEAD

(links // tip jar!)

[cherrychamomile]

I haven't finished this yet, but I wanted to share it anyway

My concept was to visualize how I see and feel the connection within this trio

Hizashi, as a public figure, obviously has pre-programmed cliches that he plays on autopilot, selecting and switching out tapes. He plays them for others, but he doesn't really have a 'tape' of his own, or perhaps he just has no one to play it for. It’s too painful for him to rewatch his memories of Oboro, which is why the tape containing this crucial person stays with Aizawa

Aizawa is the steadfast keeper of that single tape, deeply bound by the weight of this memory. His capture scarf is almost always with him, essentially becoming the personification of that cloudy film reel. He accepted this as a part of himself a long time ago, turning the memory into his anchor and compass

Yamada himself would be too terrified to look back and play something like this on his own; it's vital for him to stay afloat due to his media presence and his anger issues. Shota serves as the perfect counterweight here, providing him with a grounding, stable presence.

Oboro is featured here as a silhouette, elusive and completely recognizable. He only comes into existence while the tape is rolling

For the memory to actually play, you need Hizashi’s cassette player and Aizawa’s tape—only then does the blurred image of their past come alive.

I’d love to flesh out this concept and draw more of it, but I don't have the capacity right now. If you like this idea or want to use it, please tag/credit me as the author 🙏

I also wanted to drop all the sketches I've been too nervous to post until now

I’ve been wanting to share these sketches and headcanons for a while now. Things have been really heavy for me lately, and throwing myself into my work is the only thing that makes sense right now. If you have a moment and feel like it, I’d love to hear what my art evokes in you. It would really help me out right now. Thank you so much in advance 🙏

[rubysapphrald]

i feel so defensive and protective of people with ARFID like if i had a disorder that made my brain register 90% of food as poison for no reason and i had a bazillion people on the internet constantly calling me a manchild who needs to just grow up and stop being a picky eater i would start killing people

[mintmatcha]

its so exhausting and lonely to be single sometimes. i feel like i'm missing out on so many things because i'm unloved, but going on the apps feels like being up for purchase. do you like my face. do you like my body. are my prompts funny enough for you. am i fuckable.

[isabelopaque]

How it feels commenting on a mutuals post like a grandma and fumbling the interaction

[cloudabserk]

comforting head bonk to make up for my feeble human lifespan

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Your partner came back from the dead after being missing for decades. Every one of their friends who they went with ended up dying a horrible death.

Now, somehow, their entire mental health is based on the continued life and happiness of this fairground goldfish that they picked up.

Neither of you know the first thing about how to care for even a healthy fish. This fish has been poorly cared for, has multiple diseases and the person who handed it over explicitly didn't expect it to live nearly as long as it already has.

You're frantically googling how to set up a fish tank, where to buy fish food, can you even take a fish to the vet? Your partner wants you to know that they're happy they made it home and survived their horrific ordeal, but also that if anything happens to the fish then they're going to kill everyone on this planet and then themself.

You're honestly wondering if you're even helping the fish, or just prolonging its suffering, but your partner will only accept medical help for their many injuries or engage in basic self-care once they're confident that the fish is being looked after.

So you get a tank. You set up a filter and all that stuff. You learn way more than you ever wanted to know about water temperature and ph and nitrate levels. The fish is safe. You start to develop some affection for the little guy. Your partner begins to recover. The fish begins to recover.

Which is when you learn that in its 'healthy' state, the fish regularly refuses to sleep when tired, keeps begging for food that is obviously unhealthy for it (and struggling to eat the food that you do provide because “it tastes gross”), and continually tries to persuade your partner to take it out of its nice safe tank so it can go explore the wonderful world of Outside, where the slightest mishap will kill it instantly.

Your name is Adrian, and you kind of wants to strangle this fucking fish, statement.

[ninanation]

Come to think of it, it really is insane that my entire country is burning alive and literally no one in the rest of the world cares. Thousands of Indians are dying every day from the heat, it's 45+ degrees in multiple areas, the government couldn't give two fucks, we're getting severe warnings and red alerts, and not a soul outside of South Asia is speaking about it because why would you ever care about brown people

[ninanation]

please keep talking about how Becky from Maryland doesn't like the rising gas prices. It's clearly the more pressing issue.

[atomikats]

curiouser and curiouser

[xenophilderdragon]

Fuuuuckkk i gotta update my masterlist.

When I finish drafting this thing I will. Mhm. Good break.

[xenophilderdragon]

To that lovely darling that wanted their Qrow ask to be anonymous, I have not forgotten you. It’s microwaving in my brain but I think the microwave is broken

But it will happen I swear

[xenophilderdragon]

do you still write for mirko?

Just you try and stop me >:3

I have some ideas but I start a doc and then ✨procrastinate✨

Though I have bulletbunny on the brain…