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[xerussquirrel]

hello

This is really late but I didn't do an intro post bc I have no friends and didn't know that was a thing

anyway I have a few on here now so here goes. I use he/him (fuck the government I'm trans) and my name is currently pending but I'll say Oliver/Ollie for now

So yea,

Animal shit (if someone sends me photos of an animal they think I'd like I will love you forevermore)

Warrior cats!!!! (Also starting wings of fire)

Wolves of the beyond, foxcraft, etc...

Ember in the ashes

marauders I think? I'm trying ok

Any science shit

Photography

GAY

Possibly friend quotes

Poetry and prose

Might post some of my writing if I ever get the balls to do so (its scary ok but also my need for approval is ridiculous)

I'm rlly sorry I'm so bad at acc posting words but I'm trying

Also I work on a farm (sheep smallholding) so I might post updates on them too. Omg they're so friendly it's ridiculous

Please no donation asks, I love all of you and pray everyone gets the help they need but I am not in a position to donate, believe me, I would give everything I had if i could 💔

Pervs, pedos, terfs, anyone creepy, goodbye 👋 I want nothing to do with you, I am a minor fuck off

This is rlly bad but oh well live with it

[herpsandbirds]

Spotted Litter Frog (Leptobrachium hendricksoni), STANCED!!!, family Megophryidae, Selangor, Malaysia

photographs by Koh Ke Han

[spicyyhobbits-deactivated202411]

Reblog to give your mutuals a mini pumpkin in the palm of their hands. 🎃

[someloser-loverboy]

@xerussquirrel

[xerussquirrel]

for the people who do not know me. I carried around a tiny pumpkin for an entire week and named it brenten. Yes this includes school. My teachers had mixed reactions

[someloser-loverboy]

i dont like that thats how we're spelling brenten

[xerussquirrel]

I paid 61p I get to name him

[bedupolker]

"don't worry scientists will invent a way to solve climate change!" They already did... several times over... just the people who didnt like their solutions (cough cough oil companies) had enough cash to shut them up both legally and illegally

[rebellum]

[besidethepath]

In Kenya, I learned that there are many types of bee-eaters. Here are pictures of the Little Bee-eater and the White-fronted Bee-eater.

[correctopinionhaver]

[elismagicatnado]

fuck yessss we love working animals

[i-am-a-fish]

I'm cute every day. and for what

[remuuuuuuu]

Sirius any time he’s not given immediate compliments.

[homeofhousechickens]

At the poultry show there was a costume contest also

Cheerleader

Criminal

Cluckin booth

3d printed Trex chicken arms

Chickenception

Penguin

Royal duck

The best one, Swiffer feather duster lol

[grimeclown]

Kinda fucked up and nasty how vampires drink blood, imo. Like. Pepsi costs a dollar seventy five

[grimeclown]

Hospital

[grimeclown]

Not me I’m paying a dollar seventy five. At the hospital

[grimeclown]

I feel like we’re getting off topic

[bitegore]

So is pepsi if you steal it?

[grimeclown]

Because it’s only a dollar seventy five

[aromancy]

Why in God's name would a vampire drink pepsi

[midvvest-vampire]

Why would anyone drink Pepsi?

[grimeclown]

Huh?

[skywardkonahriks-deactivated202]

That’s why I’m not a fan of the sexy vampire trope.

1. It’s overused and supports the current status quote of typical vampire supremacy:worshiping rich folk.

2. Vampires prey upon humans and therefore symbolize capitalists preying on the working class.

3. Werewolves are much sexier imo.

[grimeclown]

[star-lara]

am I having a stroke????

[fiollaigean]

you might want to go to the hospital then

[sherlockfandomtandem]

I hear the Pepsi is cheaper there

[spicyyhobbits-deactivated202411]

Reblog to give your mutuals a mini pumpkin in the palm of their hands. 🎃

[someloser-loverboy]

@xerussquirrel

[xerussquirrel]

for the people who do not know me. I carried around a tiny pumpkin for an entire week and named it brenten. Yes this includes school. My teachers had mixed reactions

[uptownlowdown]

r/airplaneears aka the only good subreddit

[uptownlowdown]

i’m gonna cry

[torturedbitchesdepartment]

someone WHAT

[bluemandycat]

[starcroww]

genderqueer Sirius and Marlene discovering their identities together is so precious to me.

[satan-offical]

I think in return for us using paper straws to save the turtles the turtles should all collectively eat donald trump

[freenowrightnow]

“performative male” and it’s remus lupin being his truest self

[thepart-timepoetsdepartment]

He's in a café drinking macha and reading feminist literature as we speak.

[theonyxstate]

remember kids remus lupin is a communist

[redstonedust]

tumblr stop MOVING. the BUTTONS.

[vesperkyno]

Gryffindor ladies

[maraudersheadcanons]

*In the Great Hall*

Regulus: *quietly eating breakfast*

Sirius: *drops into the seat beside him* “Little brother! How’s life under Mother’s thumb?”

Regulus: *without looking up* “Peaceful... Until you sat down.”

Sirius: “You wound me! I’m a delight!” *he protests*

Regulus: “You’re a public hazard.”

Sirius: *grinning* “Still more popular than you.”

Regulus: *finally looks up, coldly* “Because you bribed people with firewhisky.”

Sirius: *barks out a laugh* “And it worked!”