The Kirigoe Legacy, pt. 1: We're so glad to have caught up!
So, now that I've finally caught up with my legacy challenge, I feel it's finally time to document it as it happens.
My current heir, Camilla, has finally made it off to college and is living independently of her parents - but with such a huge responsibility on her shoulders of not only carrying on her family name, but also attending a world-renowned university where only the best of the best can get in (and clearly she got in very much off her own back), can she live up to the responsibilities put on her shoulders?
So, we lift off with a wave from the woman herself - proud heir to the Kirigoe name - hello, Camilla!
"Hi!"
And what are you doing today?
"Well, my final exam is coming up very soon after a semester here. It's been the best semester EVER! I've found a secret society of people who all wear these funky uniforms, and they live in a castle, and they've promised they can help me fly through college!" Sounds great, Camilla! I hope you do well in your exam, and I hope you've been studying!
"Yeah... it's kinda hard, living at such a college. I thought college was meant to be fun? But everyone here seems to just want to talk about grades and homework all the time, I don't know where the party spirit is."
The party... spirit. Hmm. Isn't Académie Le Tour extremely prestigious where only the greatest minds can attend and enter? That might mean...
"Yeah, yeah, that's what everyone says. Anyhow, I'm late for work at the campus coffee shop and I've some errands to do. Bye!"
I-- okay.
-10 hours later-
Uh... Camilla? Aren't you supposed to be in a super important final exam tomorrow? You don't want to be late for that, after all--
"Yeah! But it's fine though, I agreed these extra shifts so I could make some more money for party supplies. I could just get Mother or Father to wire me some extra Simoleons, but they'll start asking questions about why I need a little §100 here and another §250 there, and I don't need the line of questioning about why I have so many "books" to buy, if you catch me. Plus, have you even worked on a campus coffee shop!? You get to hear all of the latest gossip on campus! Anyway, it's almost hometime now."
I-- okay. I hope you can get up tomorrow for your big exam - you wouldn't want to be late.
"No chance! It's only 12AM now, and my exam is at 3AM! College students don't need sleep - only coffee!"
I didn't even know a coffee shop stayed open so late... or that universities did Final Exams so early... Well, goodnight, and good luck for your exam!
Uhhh... Camilla? It's 2:45AM. Isn't your exam in 15 minutes?
"zzzzzzzz...."
Hmm, okay.
"Oh, hi! Looks like I took a little powernap whilst waiting for my final exam."
Yeah, ya don't say. You do know it's 4:00AM, right? You're an hour late.
"I-- WHAT!? I better go get ready!"
"Get out of my way! I have an exam I'm late for!" wheezes, "Jeez! I shouldn't have taken that 10 hour shift the day before the finals! But who even sets an exam for 3AM!?"
I'm unsure myself, it seems like a weird time to have a final. Well, good luck, and I hope you get a good grade!
Oh, hi again, Camilla. How did your exam go?
"Terribly - They gave me a D+ and forced me to repeat this semester! Mother and Father did not donate §500,000 to this university only for them to put me onto academic probation straight away! They will hear of this."
Wait, is that your phone?
"Yes, it is. I'm calling my-- ah, Father, hello! Yes, yes I know it's early in the morning. We have a dire situation, Father, and I need your help. This smarmy, smug university has put me on Academic Probation already! ...yes, yes I definitely studied. ...no, I did not throw any parties!? ..You'll speak with them? Excellent, thank you Father! I expect a reversal of this decision before the end of today. ..Yes, love you too, Father. Bye now."
...you never studied, did you, Camilla?
"I... what? No, it's this stuck up college of stuffy academic types. They expect me to study, study, study, when everyone knows college is about fun! Just, please do not tell Mother or Father of this. They would hit the roof if they found out."
Hmmm.
"I'm being serious. They made a sizeable donation to this institution in good faith that I would get a degree and be made for life! But it's okay, I have a plan."
And what would that be?
"You'll see."
-that evening-
"Oh, hi again! This is our Secret Society, the place I told you about before? The one with the uniforms?"
Ah, yes, that one. And what's this you're doing on the PC? Studying, or your term paper, I hope?
"Ahahaha, you're so silly! But no, it's neither of those things. As members of the Secret Society we have... privileged access, shall we say, to the university databases. All it takes is knowing a little bit of code and I'm on my way to an A+ faster than you can say Summa Cum Laude!"
Wait, isn't that hacking? Isn't this not only against college code, but probably also illegal?
"What are you with this "studying" and "code" nonsense? All it takes is a little--- Ah, plumbbobs!!! I've triggered one of the security alerts. Better log out before I---"
Wait, can I hear sirens?
"Ms. Kirigoe?" the intimidating-looking officer enquired.
"Yes, it's me. What is it, officer?"
"I'm Officer Kauker of SimCity Constabulary. We have received a trigger from this location for a security alert on the college database. Are you aware that this has made our forces privy to every move you've made on that computer for the past five hours?"
"I- what, no!? That wasn't-- I mean, why!? Aren't you invading my privacy by watching my every move on my computer!?"
"Ms. Kirigoe, please. Those PCs are college property, first of all. Second of all, you are not to touch the college database again. This is punishable by a fine to the tune of §450, and a reset of your college grades. Do not do this again, lest there be a more severe punishment.. such as you being expelled from this institution."
"I-- fine. Here's the penalty money. It won't happen again, officer."
Camilla waited for Officer Kauker to leave.
"What a fun-sponge that officer was. That was my entire days' wages down at the coffee shop, too! Oh, well. I guess I need to be more careful next time."
Yeah, or you could just not hack the database in future?
"Or not get caught."
-The next day-
"Oh, hi Camilla. Say, who's this?"
"Hi Orlando! It's the narrator of this legacy. Say hi! Narrator, this is Orlando, my roommate and one of the smartest kids on his major. They say he was sooooo smart, that he made it here on scholarship!"
Hi, Orlando.
"Hi, narrator! Say, Camilla, what are you doing?" asked Orlando
"Hm? Oh, this! See, I downloaded a firewall program. And a VPN. And a few other things. With this now I'm sure to get a good grade this semester without being caught! I'm on academic probation, you see, and I need to pass or--" answered Camilla
"Why do you not just... study like the rest of us? We can help! We usually have a research group going on, all majors welcome, every week at the libr--"
Camilla interrupted enthusiastically, "Pfffft. That's for amateurs. I don't have the time for study groups! Check this out. All I need to do is click here, type a little code here, aaaaand... bingo! I now have a passing grade for this semester. Easy as pie!"
"I... see. Well, I have a term paper to finish, and then I have class in a few hours. So I guess I'll see you later?"
Poor Orlando sounded like he'd given up with his advice, for now. Perhaps next time he may get through to Camilla?
Will she pass this semester of college and be able to live out her dreams of a party lifestyle, or will she have to dial back on the house parties?















