(You are the fortunate soul that bears witness to this miraculous event. Just as that office chair goes rocketing towards the stairs, a most amazing feat happens. This man actually stands up on the chair and directs it to the railing, successfully riding it down like a skateboard until he reaches the bottom where he does a complete 360 and lands standing on the back of the chair as it goes sliding across the floor and comes to a stop. He takes two steps off and falls over in a fit of laughter.)
He’s seriously speechless. Well, not really, in his mind he’s cursing against himself not having a damn phone in his pockets or a camera to film it, because that shit is so gold he could send it around and see it becoming viral. The birth of actual meme drunk Jotaro, what a glorious tearjerking clusterfuck.
