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saniwabito replied to your post: Sister.

Oniisama.

I w--

Never call me that again.  

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Sister.

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What in the hell is going on outside.

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[ASHWATTHAMA COMES IN AND JUST FUCKING TRAINWRECKS YOU IMMEDIATELY.]

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herothrone‌:

So what?! It’ll still be authentic! Even if you totally screw it up, it’ll still be Italian! You at least know how to make it, right? If you don’t, how can you truly be an Italian warlord?!

Come, come, let’s go to the kitchen, I want to see how you do it.

-She’s just inviting herself in.-

... Wouldn’t you rather have good authentic ravioli rather than whatever some guy across the yard throws together?

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herothrone‌:

Lucky for you, I was not summoned as a Berserker! But your other assumption is correct! 

Why would I be out of my mind? You are my closest link to delicious ravioli dinner. Who else could I possibly ask? Are you saying you are unfit for the job?

I mean, proximity wise, I... honestly cannot doubt your reasoning.

I probably would not make ravioli in the best quality as you’d probably expect?  I’m not a chef, I’m a don of a gang.

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herothrone‌:

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You’re absolutely serious.  

I’d ask if you’re out of your mind, but you’re Oda Nobunaga, I’m assuming, and I’ve met so many iterations of you at this point, I cannot be surprised.

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herothrone‌:

Make me some ravioli, and I will reward you with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

-She’s dead serious.-

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herothrone‌:

Hey, you!

You’re my Retainer’s Italian brother or something, yeah?

... Something along those lines, yes?

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herothrone‌:

-After a small eternity of Italian hollering and increasingly rude hand gestures, da Vinci finally seems sated. Her bloodthirst has been slaked. She takes a huge breath, and gives a sigh like a huge weight has lifted off her shoulders.-

Whew! Thanks for listening. I feel a lot better now.

……

But watch your back. I know where you live, Giorno Giovanna.

Well...

Clearly you... do... 

Though, I didn’t think it was exactly a mystery...

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herothrone‌:

-But how can you get more Italian than Leonardo da Fucking Vinci?-

-She’s also here. And ready to give him a piece of her mind over probably fucking nothing. It is time for a good old fashioned boisterous Italian argument. Hope you’ve brushed up on your 15th century Florentine dialect, Giorno! It’s what all modern Italian is based off of, after all!-

-No, no you cannot.  He’s technically Japanese-British but he fakes it so well.  Even if he is ready, he is not emotionally ready for the sudden onslaught of he’s not entirely sure.  He looks for Buccellati for an out.  Maybe Fugo?  Fugo might enjoy this.  Narancia could provide a diversion.  Mista could in theory but there’s no Mista RPer to save him now.  Abbacchio would do nothing.-

-He knows what she’s saying yet he knows nothing at all.-

-Minutes pass.  He’s dissociating mildly.-

-He looks to the Covered Up Due to Consideration Leonardo’s Horse Under a Sheet.  Looks back to the creator herself.  Looks at the giant Sphinx also in that side of the yard.  The fuck.-

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esperienzaaurea replied to your post: [Oh no! Da Vinci-chan’s harassing the neighbors!]…

Hello, Miss Kyrielight. -He speaks, moments before disaster.-

[Damn, she’s been spotted.]

Hello there…! No, wait–

Buonasera…? I’m not sure if I pronounced that right…

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Yes!  

You do sound pretty adept with it; even if this is our first technical meeting, I can tell you’ve been practicing.

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Get your ass out here, I know you’re Italian!

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-Here he fucking is.-

-Italian.-

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