Ask XIII

Synth for @ask-archeon-band

[jiizzy]

all dudes in bands should be a little bit gay

[stoned-ftmboykisser]

the yearning to be falling asleep on his chest while he plays with my hair and whispers cute shit in my ear is ASTRONOMICALLY high tonight 😫😫😫😫😫

[escuerzoresucitado]

[xiiidiscotheque]

XIII!! Glad to see you also made it to the hellsite.

Hope you're liking it here as much as i am!

Not as much of a hellsite as I was expecting!! I like these ask thingys

[xiiidiscotheque]

Me and XVII watched Star Wars together last night!! A certain someone snuck in and took this picture

[xiiidiscotheque]

XIII,

You forced me to get a cellular device. Deal with what you have caused.

Sincerely,

@ixofarcheon

I need to teach you how to speak normally asap. You're gonna freak people out love. You're not 60 years old

[ixofarcheon]

I do not see any errors in my manner of speech. I will gladly return this device to you if you do desperately wish for my ways to change.

[xiiidiscotheque]

Nobody talks so professionally online. You're meant to type how you talk, but I suppose that isn't much different

[ixofarcheon]

Are you insulting my vocabulary? If you are, I suppose you will be sleeping alone tonight. Choose your battles wisely, Tadhg.

[xiiidiscotheque]

I'm saying your vocabulary is a little bit too good, PLEASEEEEE SLEEP WITH ME TONIGHT

[ixofarcheon]

I suppose if this correspondence means anything, it means to… dampen my ever-expanding lexicon for the understanding of most. I believe I understand what you meant, however it may be of difficulty to deliver a ‘casual’ response.

[xiiidiscotheque]

I had to reread that a couple of times but yes correct

[xiiidiscotheque]

XIII,

You forced me to get a cellular device. Deal with what you have caused.

Sincerely,

@ixofarcheon

I need to teach you how to speak normally asap. You're gonna freak people out love. You're not 60 years old

[ixofarcheon]

I do not see any errors in my manner of speech. I will gladly return this device to you if you do desperately wish for my ways to change.

[xiiidiscotheque]

Nobody talks so professionally online. You're meant to type how you talk, but I suppose that isn't much different

[ixofarcheon]

Are you insulting my vocabulary? If you are, I suppose you will be sleeping alone tonight. Choose your battles wisely, Tadhg.

[xiiidiscotheque]

I'm saying your vocabulary is a little bit too good, PLEASEEEEE SLEEP WITH ME TONIGHT

[xiiidiscotheque]

at least I suck dick better than you

-XIV, the guy who ‘hired’ you

I haven't heard any complaints about my head yet, wouldn't you like to know

[xiv-archeon]

Well, how about we test that tonight and I’ll see if I can give you some complaints. Or maybe some tips, if I’m feeling nice

[xiiidiscotheque]

BET ITS ON

[xiiidiscotheque]

at least I suck dick better than you

-XIV, the guy who ‘hired’ you

I haven't heard any complaints about my head yet, wouldn't you like to know

[xiiidiscotheque]

XIII,

You forced me to get a cellular device. Deal with what you have caused.

Sincerely,

@ixofarcheon

I need to teach you how to speak normally asap. You're gonna freak people out love. You're not 60 years old

[ixofarcheon]

I do not see any errors in my manner of speech. I will gladly return this device to you if you do desperately wish for my ways to change.

[xiiidiscotheque]

Nobody talks so professionally online. You're meant to type how you talk, but I suppose that isn't much different

[xiiidiscotheque]

XIII,

You forced me to get a cellular device. Deal with what you have caused.

Sincerely,

@ixofarcheon

I need to teach you how to speak normally asap. You're gonna freak people out love. You're not 60 years old

[xiiidiscotheque]

XIII,

Hello.

Sincerely,

You know who I am.

I'm guessing IX from your posh ass writing style. you text like my father, this isnt an email!!

[xiiidiscotheque]

you were only hired for your queerness

-you know exactly who this is

You act like you're not also sucking dick, at least im loud and proud 💛💛