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[xiiknox-blog]

yawl, prince died and im so sad ab t it

[supnico-blog1]

“Did you know,” Nico started explaining, reading off his phone screen to the person next to him, “that rubbing onion on your eyebrows makes them grow faster?” He finished, turning to them with his eyes widened in amazement. “I wonder who the first person to figure out that was.” He had read the fact on an Instagram post, and felt the necessity to share it, whether anyone really wanted to know or not. 

[xiiknox-blog]

listening with his head tilted back lazily, a soft scoff would leave knox's lips. “somebody must’ve rubbed a shitload on mine without me knowin. look at these fuckin forests,” he grumbled, pointing up at them. picking his head up to share a glance with the other, a curious expression crept upon his features. “what i’d like to know is how shrek dont have eyebrows. that kid eats a shit ton of onion yet nothin. unless you’re givin me false information nicholas,” he bantered childishly, squinting skeptically at his opposite. 

[xiiknox-blog]

VAL: want a free hubcap

VAL: stole it from work

knox: nothing in this world is free

knox: the government is out 2 get u

knox: hide ur wife, ur dad, ur

[xiiknox-blog]

text → all contacts

Serena: so do you wanna buy??

Serena: or lend me twenty bucks

knox: i didnt kno u were an escort

knox: ur asking 4 2 much

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SNAPCHAT ↔ ___________

OLIVIA: literally been sick for days like OLIVIA: i haven’t been out of the house in so long OLIVIA: what’s civilization like guys

[xiiknox-blog]

KNOX: ebola 

KNOX: that sh!!t is scary x

KNOX: wat if u woke up like the walking dead

KNOX: just zombies everywere and shit

KNOX: ebola

KNOX: it does that 2 u

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“I always get so pissed when a bunch of idiots, usually male, decide to throw some unsuspecting person into the water to then learn that person can’t swim. It’s not a fucking ‘joke’ if someone can actually die.”

[xiiknox-blog]

“who hurt you,”

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“So my mom’s informed me that little cousins have planned, ( on their own may I say ) to come visit me for a little bit. I have yet to decide if I should allow it or not. I mean, I miss the little buggers with all my heart but they tend to make messes. And considering I just fully cleaned the house, that’s not an option.”

[xiiknox-blog]

“you bring em’, you’re cleanin that mess yaself. or give them little gamecubes to play with or some shit. i dunno what they play with nowadays. other than that, no dice, man.”

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[xiiknox-blog]

text to: im goin bck 2 calli calli

calliope: because if you ignore me you're ignoring the lord

calliope: and his dick

knox: this is satanism

[xiiknox-blog]

text to: anyone

knox: [ read @ 9:39 pm ]

calliope: don't fucking ignore me!!!

knox: stop giving me reasons 2, cantaloupe

knox: [sends her a pic of a cantaloupe]

[crazyexedits]

[xiiknox-blog]

text to: anyone

calliope: 🐰 HOP HOP HOP 🐰 onto that ⤴️ RISEN ✝ JESUS ✝ COCK! 🍆💦 On this day, our lord 🙏 & savior 🙏 ROSE 👆👆 THAT DICK 🍆 up ⬆️ to save 🙌 us all & open the LEGS of 🙏⛅️ HEAVEN’S PUSSY 💦🐱💦 Jesus has CUM 💦 again & now the 🐇🐰 EASTER BUNNY 🐰🐇is 💦 CUMMIN 💦 to nibble 👅 on that 🍆 CARROT COCK 🍆 Send ➡️ this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your HORNIEST 💦🔥 HOLY HOES 🙏✝ this resERECTION day 🍆💦 or you wont get that EASTER 🍬 CANDY 🍬 COCK in your basket 😭🍆 Get 3️⃣ back & you’ll be BLESSED 🙏 with the HOLY 💦 CUM 💦 of CHRIST ✝ Get 5️⃣ back & you’ll get NAILED 🔨😘 on a CROSS tonight ✝💦 Get 1️⃣0️⃣ back & you’ll get CARROTS 🐰 up your ASS 🍑🍑 for the next 4️⃣0️⃣ DAYS ✝🙏💦

knox: [ read @ 9:39 pm ]

[xiiknox-blog]

if you could go back in time and change anything in your life, what would you change?

“go back ta’ last night so i could at least get ten hours of sleep. i only got eight. can you believe that shit?“

[aidening-blog]

“Do you have any idea how to make actual decent coffee? Because I honestly can’t seem to figure it out. This tastes like shit.”

[xiiknox-blog]

“my dude, ive never even tasted coffee. let me have it. m'sure its not that bad.”