Hally's Paws

This is the Mod's Blog for Xilrayne.tumblr.com ! This place is the main blog, most of it is super silly things or whatever, go follow that blog for just art. This one is just silly! Let's be honest.

[xilraynemod]

https://twitter.com/Xilrayne/status/1002286066060152832

A real blue eyes white dragon! IT CAN’T BEEE!!!

[roymccloud]

[wallywestisfine]

the guy who created LazyTown and plays Sportacus has exactly the backstory you would expect from Sportacus

[keydekyie]

you got the goods?

[cashewlou-deactivated20181216]

[joshua-wright]

Personally I draw the line at centaurs. No, you can’t be centaur. It’s just not practical, guys.

[raphmike]

I HAVE WAITED ALL YEAR TO POST THIS

[im-a-red-nose-reindeer]

I love this

[insomnemnoctis]

When your crocodile knows its name🙂 #crocodile #alligator

[speciesofleastconcern]

Think that’s an alligator, and it’s VERY cute

[tailsandco]

I’M??? IN LOVE???

[joey-wheeler-official]

weird scale dog

[decaffeinatedcanadian]

@boyswanna-be-her

[katseallday]

@thedqk

[necromorph-slayinglovemachine]

[elegantmantaray]

This was especially funny since Jurassic Park was filmed in Hawaii.

[berryarmstrong]

LMAO

[unlimitedgoats]

The best thing to have come out of 2016.

[brother2thenight]

This made me happy

[trufflebootybuttercream-deactiv]

I love this

[zenyaytta]

TORB THE FAMILY MAN

No wonder Torb is a natural when it comes to playing Santa, he’s probably been doing it for years!

[bisexualgambit]

I just realized I haven’t told you guys about how 3rd President of the United States Thomas Jefferson haunts my dorm room.

[bisexualgambit]

Okay so basically at the beginning of the year, weird shit began happening in our dorm room, me and my roommate would hear/see things, TVs and phones and computers would start on there own and do other weird things. 

We decided jokingly that the room was haunted and named the ghost Jeff and even made it a door tag. 

Me and my roommate began to notice a trend it the activity of “Jeff” He always seemed to act up most when I talked shit about Thomas Jefferson or James Madison’s personality/policies/etc. 

We began to joke that it was Thomas Jefferson or James Madison (hell we even joked it might be Dolley)

Well the other day, our ghost confirmed himself as “Thomas Jefferson.” 

After a particularly rude attack on Thomas Jefferson character (I claimed the best thing he ever did was die.) A fucking giant ass jumbo size box of Mac and Cheese fell off of the tallest shelf in our dorm room. 

I’m talking one of these babies but it’s like a 20 pack. To me it’s obviously that this is obviously proof that “inventor” of mac and cheese, 3rd President of the United States who was born and died in Virginia travelled to Upstate New York in an area he never even came close to in his life to haunt my dorm 

My roommate is not convinced though: She still thinks it could be James Madison. 

But a Madison-sized ghost couldn’t have reached the mac and cheese (We conducted an experiment to see if Madison would have been able to reach it when he was only 5′4″ and being 5′4″, I couldn’t even reach it jumping up and down.)

So yes, me and my roommate have proved undeniable that Thomas Jefferson haunts our dorm room.

Also she pointed out that we randomly named the ghost “Jeff” which is pretty fucking close to Jefferson. Coincidence? OBVIOUSLY NOT.

[hamletthedane]

“But a Madison-sized ghost couldn’t have reached the mac and cheese” 

I’m so glad I was alive to see this sentence written.

[sadisgates]

Why were you regularly shit talking founding fathers tho

[bisexualgambit]

I’m a salty U.S. History Major, that’s why

[twitterlols]

IM SO HAPPY FOR HER

[lunapocalypse]

Lifesaver PotG.

[feverbyte]

FUCK I’M

[frost-strix17]

Velma you little shit.

[burawando-deactivated20170806]

what if we had vision like bats, like:

hey what do you think of my haircut

JSUT  A FUCKIN SECOND LEMEM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT LOOKS GREAT HAROLD

[tysonhesse]

I just realized I never put this online anywhere.  This is a little Knuckles comic I did for a zine that some friends of mine put together for SPX last year.  It’s nothing like the last Sonic comics I did.  Fewer jokes, and just generally more of a cute little Knuckles moment.  But I hope you like it anyway~

[wrrprimary-deactivated20181208]

This is the best Sonic Comic I have ever read.

[pi4nobl4ck]

[delcisco]

NO WAY

[irritatedkiwi-deactivated202512]

Honestly how the fuck

[tyleroakley]

this did not disappoint