All the world's a stage

[scarhoult-deactivated20150319]

It is?

[xiomaraxguard]

No, Scarlett. You're not all that great at picking up on sarcasm, are you?

[ekdoteenchar-deactivated2015010]

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[jfc-nate-blog]

You gonna do something about my complaining, Xio?

[xiomaraxguard]

Other than telling you to get off your ass and entertain yourself? Not likely.

[scarhoult-deactivated20150319]

They actually make them for people till the age of 12, so I have officially the body of a 12 years old girl.

[xiomaraxguard]

Well that's something to be proud of.

[leoprescott-blog]

I’m trying to write an essay but all I have the motivation to do is watch Christmas specials on TV.

[xiomaraxguard]

Already? I didn't think they'd start playing them for a few weeks at least.

[annaliese-clarke-blog]

My cousin just texted me asking me to get her vodka and condoms.  She’s like twelve.

[annaliese-clarke-blog]

[xiomaraxguard]

I don't know if it's more horrifying that she'd want that stuff, or that she actually expected you to give them to her.

[gdichloe-deactivated20150401]

Why do they make these bottles so impossible to open? Jesus Christ.

[xiomaraxguard]

Possibly to keep both children and adults who've had one too many from opening them.

[jfc-nate-blog]

Fuckin bored

[xiomaraxguard]

You going to do something about that? Other than complaining, I mean.

[scarhoult-deactivated20150319]

I just bought so many Frozen clothes like I’m not even ashamed of that.

[xiomaraxguard]

I didn't even think they made any of that stuff for people over the age of eight.

[gabriellathorne]

Happy December!

[xiomaraxguard]

The happiest thing about it is that we're getting closer to winter break. 

[radmelrose]

We just want to do our part to help in any way that we can. I wouldn’t say that though, I can be selfish just like anyone else. I just try my best to realize how lucky that I am already.

[xiomaraxguard]

Yeah, I get that. You are exceptionally less selfish than most people though, which is at least something.

[queendodger-deactivated20150727]

Ou quoi?

[xiomaraxguard]

I wasn't giving you an ultimatum, I just refuse to humor you.

[scottyvanderbilt-blog]

Well you see my love Derek and I bet that I wouldn’t be able to cook a dinner. And I did, so his punishment is to wear a skirt

[xiomaraxguard]

Kinky.

[radmelrose]

Yeah, my dad and I do it every year, we open up the doors for everyone and do a big pot luck. It get’s lonely just him and I and there are other people who don’t have anyone else to spend it with and we figured we could all spend it together.

[xiomaraxguard]

Well that's awfully nice of you - not that I suspected you have a selfish bone in your body.

[radmelrose]

Finally finished cleaning and getting the Church back in order, it was a long night but I was happy to see so many people come out. Now I’m going into hibernation until Christmas.

[xiomaraxguard]

You had Thanksgiving at church? I didn't know that was something people did.

[yeah-andrew-johnson]

If I don’t gain weight after tonight, there’s no hope for me.

[xiomaraxguard]

The downside to having a high metabolism. Why do you want to gain weight so badly?

[alicia-deluna]

Had a pretty chill today besides the fact that I’ve had a ridiculous headache that won’t go away. 

[alicia-deluna]

[xiomaraxguard]

Take some aspirin. Or, like, LSD, since that's more your speed.