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every time i see a stingray i’m like fuck that guy…. not after what you did to steve jobs
steve jobs…
spell your username without using the letters in your name
mine is ptipi
Apcularplacforapart 😂
Oonchy 😂😂😂😂
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Tynu (my name is literally in my username.. whoops)
why does using someone’s name in conversation feel so intimate, like the way a touch feels gentle as someone is fixing ur hair or brushing out a stray strand
someone: *uses my name to address me* me: oh my God, i am a physical entity… …..
#OneAndOnlyBIDay
Sometimes I taste blood in my mouth, but it’s never my own,
Movie Pitch
A strict all girls boarding school is across a river from a strict all boys boarding school.
Boys and girls are forbidden from fraternizing, but they find sneaky ways to form friendships and even date. I assume there is heavily monitored internet and phones are for emergencies only so they have to resort to more unconventional methods of communication. (Messages in bottles, a system of mirrors, writing on chalkboards and putting them in the windows ect.ect.)
Until one day a shy boy at the boys boarding school tells his best friend (and the leader of a resident well meaning boys gang) that he actually feels more like a girl.
The gang leader contacts the leader of a girl gang across the river and they begin to plan an overly elobrate heist to smuggle the shy trans girl across the river in exchange for a chill tomboy and the two will assume each other’s lives until they graduate.
Hijinks ensue as they pull a ‘Great-Esacpe’ style mission to avoid detection from the overly strict headmasters and an overly passionate team of campus security guards.
Friendships are tested, there is lots of home-alone style logic to outsmart the adults, and there is romantic tension between the leaders of the gangs as they put aside their differences to help their two friends find a place to be themselves. It is light-hearted in tone but is also over the top and everyone plays it way too serious to the point of comedy. The two kids swapping places have classic “parent trap” style hijinks pretending to be the other person and avoid detection.
Think “kids next door” + “recess” but shot like a heist movie.
Add a funny character actor as a dopey but well meaning janitor and you got a stew going.
As a parent of two young impressionable children I 100% would take them to see this movie.
AAAAAAAAAA Y E S
Ooo hell yeah
im the dj screaming w laughter
I think about this at least once a day.
working in customer service be like
I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO SAD BUT LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFE
In case anyone’s worried about the doggy.
i laughed so fucking hard but the explanation video makes it even better
1k Follower Celebration!!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Okay, so I’ve hit the 1k (+) milestone 😭 😭 😭
All I can say is thank you and welcome new followers!
I’ve been able to meet some amazing people because of the fandom and people who just follow for the art. Y’all are premium content, I swear 😭
I am horrible with words so.. I’ll do a giveaway instead~
To enter
Like this post (or, if you’re using a sideblog like me, you can reblog it), follow this tumblr, and tada! You’re entered for a chance to win;
1st place
1 full color pieces, with up to two characters of your choice, full body or bust (simple bg is okay~)
1 bust “color splash” sketch (one character only) see second place for example
2nd place
1 bust, with one character of your choice~
1 bust “color splash” sketch . one character of your choice
3rd Place
1 simple sketch with up to two characters (¾ will be max size)~
The deadline to enter will be Oct. 31, and the winners will be announced on Nov. 1st. Hopefully, more followers will be able to catch this milestone celebration this way :)
Best of Luck and thank you all so much again 💕
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his face is such a cheat
Pooh Bear
I see many Winnie the Poohs at the hospital (aka Winnie aka Pooh aka Pooh Bear), as you may guess. Many look like this, a bit flat and with small wounds, designed to have a removable shirt:
They come for spas:
New hearts and stuffing:
And plumping up so they have a proper belly again:
Sometimes they look like this:
A bit more loved… or as his person said, in more “desperate condition”.
He also had a spa (not everyone does):
As you may’ve noticed, he needed a new nose and there were several options:
His heart had a pooh on it as well as some magic from a heffalump:
And after a bit of arm and smile surgery, soon he was healthy and ready to fly home:
His person wrote “He looks wonderful!”
The final Pooh I’m going to show you today just flew home yesterday. He is always called Pooh Bear. He is 14 years old and showed every year of hugs.
Here are the photos his person’s mom sent for diagnosis:
As you can see, Pooh Bear was a bit flat and a bit gray. He came in for a spa:
Got new stuffing and a magical Heffalump heart to preserve a bit of his original stuffing:
And finally was clean and plump and fluffy and ready to fly home:
He could even sit on his own! His people said his chubbiness was perfect and as I said, he flew home yesterday!
this blog is singlehandedly curing my depression
Why do cat-themed superheroes always have to be women? Why can’t we ever get a Catman? And why do they always have to be agile, perfect thieves obsessed with shiny things? Every cat I’ve ever met is just a lazy lump of pure chaotic energy that cares more about swatting at anything remotely string-shaped than all the most expensive toys in the universe, and who fall off any surface they stupidly jump on because they’re fucking fools who don’t understand their own limits. I want that properly represented.
Once Again, 3AM Pop is 100% right about everything.
A brother, siater, duo, twins, who dress as cats and take on bad guys. The man is the classic cat superhero but a guy and the girl is just chaos incarnete
TVS ADAM WEST!
So we just gonna act like catboy and cat noir don’t exist
when you see your own post on someone else’s blog but it still makes you laugh a little bit
do you ever see someone in some quiet intimate moment and suddenly love them so desperately you feel like you’re dying
#like when they pass a mirror and make a face and mess with their hair a little #or when you hear someone singing in their car with the windows rolled up as they drive past you #i don’t know how to express this i just. people are people and it makes me so sad and filled up sometimes
I love seeing grown humans setting about little creative tasks out of boredom and then looking quietly pleased with themselves, like maybe a middle-aged woman on her train home from work manages to make a tower out of empty coffee creamers and gazes at it proudly for a few seconds.
I love seeing other people make the overblown OOPS I FORGOT SOMETHING performance for no-one that most of us do when we have to turn around in the middle of the pavement.
I love seeing stony-faced people in queues unable to contain a smile when a baby looking over its mother’s shoulder in front of them locks eyes and does that astonished stare.
- when someone is standing in line and they don’t quite dance to the music playing, but you can SEE their head bop and them mouthing the words
- when someone thinks no one’s paying attention and they sing-talk themselves thru a task
- when they laugh or try to hide a laugh when looking at their phone
- when someone does the thing where they enter another space (such as a supermarket aisle) striding with total purpose, then suddenly forget what they’re doing/looking for, and stop there looking blank for a millisecond while they reboot.
- when people are looking for scissors, in their home or in a store, and they make the scissors gesture with their non-dominant hand as an aid to remind them what they’re doing.
- when automatic social interactions glitch, like when you tell a waiter that you hope he enjoys his food too, or tell the stranger on the phone that you love them.
- the hand gesture people make when they’re thinking at their computer, not typing, and their elbow rests on the table, and they feel the edge of their fingernail with their thumb. This is such a lovely little gesture and to my knowledge I have never seen it in fiction. You’d think it would come up all the time in fic.
- when you’re sharing an experience with a complete stranger (like watching a seagull throw up in public, or waiting for a late train) and you make eye contact, and some comment to each other, and then you guys are, like, ALLIES now. Like you would willingly ride to war to save them. You can’t make eye contact again, but you are very aware of them.
- just evidence of other people’s rich, baffling and complex inner lives.
i love watching couples or friends walking in tandem. i love seeing when they make each other laugh
This is what Hozier means when he says ‘I fall in love just a little bit everyday with someone new.’
hold up im putting all these into a fic
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