You're not my real mom.

Joseph Walker, usually called Joe. Sketch comedy actor & Uber driver. Newly single. I don't want to talk about it. This one time, I was in a group call Starkid. That's over now. (RP) 

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Baby name brainstorming

So far my favorites are:

Taileigh

Aughyst

Odyn

Khailynne

Leviathin

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Please tell me you’re joking

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What if I wasn’t?

[xj-walksx]

Baby name brainstorming

So far my favorites are:

Taileigh

Aughyst

Odyn

Khailynne

Leviathin

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…seriously?

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What’s wrong with them?

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Uhhh babe?

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Yes?

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Joseph Schwartz

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Now I’m afraid.

[xj-walksx]

Baby name brainstorming

So far my favorites are:

Taileigh

Aughyst

Odyn

Khailynne

Leviathin

[slowpez-8-blog]

…seriously?

[xj-walksx]

What’s wrong with them?

[slowpez-8-blog]

Uhhh babe?

[xj-walksx]

Yes?

[xj-walksx]

Baby name brainstorming

So far my favorites are:

Taileigh

Aughyst

Odyn

Khailynne

Leviathin

[slowpez-8-blog]

…seriously?

[xj-walksx]

What’s wrong with them?

[xj-walksx]

Baby name brainstorming

So far my favorites are:

Taileigh

Aughyst

Odyn

Khailynne

Leviathin

[xj-walksx]

Of course she can. As long as she needs to. *crouches down to Diane* Be gentle. We have a guest.

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I’m sorry baby. What happened at your audition?

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Of course she can. As long as she needs to. *crouches down to Diane* Be gentle. We have a guest.

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*looks up at her and smiles softly, kissing her back* I love you too. *goes to put Carole on the ground, only to find her claws clinging to him. Cradles her against his chest when she whines a little.* Okay, okay, okay. I’ve got you. *scoops Diane up so she doesn’t feel left out then stands up*

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*smiles* My babies…

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*smiles softly* So other than finding this cupcake, how was your day?

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Of course she can. As long as she needs to. *crouches down to Diane* Be gentle. We have a guest.

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*looks up at her and smiles softly, kissing her back* I love you too. *goes to put Carole on the ground, only to find her claws clinging to him. Cradles her against his chest when she whines a little.* Okay, okay, okay. I’ve got you. *scoops Diane up so she doesn’t feel left out then stands up*

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Of course she can. As long as she needs to. *crouches down to Diane* Be gentle. We have a guest.

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Wait really?

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*shrugs* Why should she have to go anywhere else?

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Of course she can. As long as she needs to. *crouches down to Diane* Be gentle. We have a guest.

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*smiles* I love you…thank you

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You don’t need to thank me. *hesitates then speaks quietly* Were- Were there others? That needed to be fostered or they’d-… You know… 

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*shakes her head* No just Carole. She’s much older so…

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*nods, holding Carole close as she nuzzles his chest* Maybe we should keep her.

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So I’ll be doing a show.

Here’s a hint 😜

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YES!!!!

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WAIT WHAT?!

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I’m so proud of my wife.

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JAIMELEE!

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Woah, this is amazing! When do you start?

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Of course she can. As long as she needs to. *crouches down to Diane* Be gentle. We have a guest.

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*smiles* I love you…thank you

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You don’t need to thank me. *hesitates then speaks quietly* Were- Were there others? That needed to be fostered or they’d-... You know... 

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Of course she can. As long as she needs to. *crouches down to Diane* Be gentle. We have a guest.

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*quietly slips into the house, hiding Carole in her sweater*

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Well you see…what happened was that she needed to be fostered today or they’d put her down so…

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*freezes* Oh…. well… Does she have a name?

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Carole

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*carefully reaches and pulls Carole out of Lauren’s sweater and gently holds her in his arms* Hey little Cupcake. You want to stay with us?

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*quietly slips into the house, hiding Carole in her sweater*

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Well you see…what happened was that she needed to be fostered today or they’d put her down so…

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*freezes* Oh.... well... Does she have a name?

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*quietly slips into the house, hiding Carole in her sweater*

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*frowns as Diane starts barking like crazy and follows her, starting a little when he sees Lauren* Jesus! I wasn’t expecting you home so- *tilts his head when her sweater moves* What the hell is that?

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Nothing! Nothing it’s—*cut off as Carole barks* Uhhh

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*sighs and raises an eyebrow* Lauren. Do you have a dog under your sweater?

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*gets ready to say something but stops as Carole pops her head out* …yep

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*looks from the dog to Lauren* And why do you have a dog under your sweater?

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*quietly slips into the house, hiding Carole in her sweater*

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*frowns as Diane starts barking like crazy and follows her, starting a little when he sees Lauren* Jesus! I wasn’t expecting you home so- *tilts his head when her sweater moves* What the hell is that?

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Nothing! Nothing it’s—*cut off as Carole barks* Uhhh

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*sighs and raises an eyebrow* Lauren. Do you have a dog under your sweater?