Misplaced Lens Cap
tannertan36
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TVSTRANGERTHINGS
todays bird
taylor price
trying on a metaphor
YOU ARE THE REASON
@theartofmadeline
Love Begins
Andulka
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Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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occasionally subtle
hello vonnie
Peter Solarz
$LAYYYTER
seen from China
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Y/N: I’ve been dropping him the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.
Taliesin: Wow. He sounds stupid.
Y/N: But he’s not. He’s really smart, actually. Just dense.
Taliesin: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”
Y/N: I guess you’re right. Hey, Tally. I love you.
Taliesin: See! Just like that!
Y/N: Unbelievable…
Taliesin: If that flies over his head then, sorry Y/N, but he’s too dumb for you.
Lydia: Dom or sub?
Serana: I guess dominos, since I don’t go to subway that much. Don’t see why you’d put them in the same category though.
Lydia: I like your top, my thane.
Taliesin: I have a name, you know.
Y/N: *sighs* Why. Why are you like this.
Taliesin: So what’s Y/N type?
Caryalind: Green eyes, tall, sassy, oblivious, good sense of humor, loves cats.
Taliesin: Sounds kind of like me. Too bad that we’re just friends.
Caryalind: Did I mention oblivious?
Taliesin: Yeah, why?
Caryalind: Okay, just making sure.
Kaidan: Be careful about succumbing to these sorts of destructive…urges. Addiction can be a powerful thing.
Y/N: So am I. Bow down before your new supreme overlord, bitches.
Nebarra: About that love letter you sent me—
Y/N, blushing: What are your thoughts?
Nebarra: The fourth sentence—
Y/N: Yeah, that’s where I got really emotional and I—
Nebarra: It’s “you’re”, not “your”.
Y/N: Priest kink is definitely a thing, and I am afflicted by it.
Miraak: Go to church.
Miraak: Wait—
Y/N: How do I tell Miraak that I want him to yell at me like he’s Gordon Ramsay and I’m a poor little chef who just ruined a crème brûlée?
Y/N: I can’t take this anymore, someone needs to take me out already!
Taliesin: On a date, or in a Dark Brotherhood type of way?
Y/N: I don’t know—surprise me!
Inigo: When you said you were magic in bed, I wasn’t expecting this.
Lucien, pulling a card from his deck: Is this your card?
Inigo: Holy moly…
Y/N: I think I’m falling for you.
Nebarra: Then get up.
Kaidan: I really like Eminem.
Y/N: I prefer skittles.
Taliesin: He is referring to the rapper.
Y/N: Why in Oblivion would he eat the wrapper?
Y/N: I WOKE UP AND CHOSE VIOLENCE. I WILL COMMIT ARSON AND BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND! I AM ANGRY-
Kaidan: Aww, you’re so adorable! C’mere and give me a hug~
Y/N: W-What? No! You’re supposed to be scared of me! NOW TREMBLE BEFORE MY WRATH-
Taliesin: You’re so cute.
Bandit Chief: We have the elf. Give us ten thousand septims and he will be returned to you unharmed.
Taliesin: Now you wait just a moment. You think I’m only worth ten thousand?
Bandit Chief:
Taliesin: Make it a million.
Y/N: TALLY STOP!
Y/N: You bought a taco?
Kaidan: Yes.
Y/N: From the same truck that hit Miraak?
Kaidan: Me starving ain’t gonna help him any.
Y/N: Which is correct: seven and five is thirteen, or seven and five are thirteen?
Taliesin: Neither.
Taliesin: Because it’s twelve.
Lucien: I currently have seven empty journals, and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?
Inigo: Put spaghetti in it.
Lucien: I’m currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.
Kaidan: Put spaghetti in it.
Lucien: I’m currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.
Y/N: Put spaghetti in it.
Lucien: I’m no longer taking suggestions.