kailzebub

Is this doin' it for you?

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This brand of mozzarella stick is ass

[sandmandaddy69]

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[dualvoidanima]

‘new-horizon’

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HELLO IM BACK

bit of a HIGHastus but hi hello FROM AZ have we met???? if so forget it or not. idc B)

[crayyola-deactivated20220827]

wtf do you say after you kiss someone? 

[alexyquest]

don’t forget to like and subscribe

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We are all we have

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““But you haven’t been partying. You move to music, but that’s not dancing. You chew pancakes, but you’re not tasting. To truly party, one must leave behind the problems that are troubling and open one’s mind eye.””

— Party Pat - (Adventure Time) Belly of the Beast 

[slow-riot-deactivated20200720]

Weirdly anti-millennial articles have scraped the bottom of the barrel so hard that they are now two feet down into the topsoil

[tramampoline]

its so wild like “this generation with no fucking money is learning to prioritize essentials” and all these chucklefucks can write is advertisements for these companies

[catparazzi]

at least our jeans won’t tear at the seams after two washes

[awfullydull-deactivated20170619]

FUCK FABRIC SOFTENER IT’S UTTERLY POINTLESS

AND FUCK DRYER SHEETS LITERALLY NOBODY EVER HAS ENOUGH OF A PROBLEM WITH STATIC TO WARRANT PAYING OUT THE ASS FOR THAT SHIT

DO YOU WANT CLEAN CLOTHES? YOU DON’T EVEN NEED TO BUY FUCKING DETERGENT JUST MAKE YOUR OWN* IT’S SO GODDAMN EASY AND 80X CHEAPER

FUCK THE ENTIRE LAUNDRY INDUSTRY *Fuck The Entire Laundry Industry Recipe

1 cup Washing Soda (not Baking Soda. Different things.)

1 cup Borax (not Boric Acid. Also a different thing.)

½ cup - 1 cup grated bar soap (you can use literally anything. I often use Ivory because it’s easy to get and I find it works well, a lot of people like Fels-Naptha, which is an actual laundry bar. Some people use Dr. Bronner’s. Really does not fucking matter.) After grating your soap, combine all ingredients. That’s it. That’s the whole thing. Use maybe a ¼ cup per load.

[madsciences]

^^^ I’ve done this for years now and it works as well as any store bought detergent

[ghostoftwentysomethingspast]

WHAT Thank you, tumblr user awfullydull! Your URL does no justice to the good advice you give!

[legallynonbinary]

Also you can MAKE your own washing soda very VERY cheaply.

Step one: acquire $5 bag of baking soda from Costco.

Step two: lay that motherfucking baking soda out on a baking tray.

Step three: bake the baking soda on a tray in an oven at 400° for 1 hour (to make the moisture evaporate, leaving washing soda)

Step four: revel in how easy and cheap it is to make your own washing soda, and maybe take a moment to be angry that the industry upcharges the fuck out of something that is so easy to make.

[legallynonbinary]

I see some of y'all complaining about static and/or wanting nice smelling laundry. Go to a craft store, find 100% wool yarn balls. If it doesn’t come in a ball, ask an employee to make it into a tight ball for you. Wash in the washing machine to make it felted. Remove from washer, add a few drops of essential oil to the ball, allow to seep in. Dry with clothing. Doesn’t need to be rewashed ever, and if it stops smelling, add few more drops of essential oil. Bam, reusable dryer sheets.

[polar-academia-deactivated20230]

I love this post so much it’s filled with helpful advice, hatred, saving money, and fucking the system all in one

[riocakes]

if u need me i’ll be in femdom hell

[playfulpromises]

My mother told me once that getting old was a blessing and a curse - on the one hand, she doesn’t have to worry about men trying to coax her into cars, on the other she is now invisible. Older women, no longer considered useful by society as baby-makers nor sexual objects, are ignored. We felt it was important to question the obsession with youth, and photograph two amazing older women, Lina and Pam.

Emma, our director, has her own reasons for the project. Having started the brand at 28, she’s now 41, and looking at how age has affected her own sexuality and it’s connection with her brand. Read more about her thoughts here. 

Here’s the absolutely wonderful Lina from Ugly Models modelling the Bettie Page Lingerie Lace set! Hair/makeup by Sandra Silva Make Up & Hair

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thank god for social media so i can see pretty girls from all over the world. what a time to be alive

[xk41x]

Some days Im real dainty and innocent and need all the affections n some days I want to wear fishnets, boots, & corset and show the world not to hurt. (: my. ((: feelings. ((:

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