Chloe's Corner

[xloeyael]

I'm not a fifth wheel, I'm a spare tire! Ya'll gonna need me when you hit a bumpy road.

[wilwheaton]

[shaxaphone]

cute things to call your girlfriend: 1. sugar  2. honey  3. flour  4. egg  5. 1/2lb butter  6. stir  7. pour into pan  8. preheat to 375°

[xloeyael]

My Brain: Eat

Me: Okay, what should we make?

My Brain: No make!!! Only eat.

[xloeyael]

*12:30am "Oh man, I should get to bed." *12:31am "First I should see if Jesse Eisenberg is gonna be in Justice League." *2:25am "...Crap."

[backstageleft-deactivated202009]

Okay so @q2qcomics and I are currently apartment hunting for the fall and I just stumbled upon the weirdest apartment ever. 

Like at first, wow this looks nice:

How can it be only $650/mo?? Something’s gotta be wrong with it.

… And then you find the floorplan:

Like… WTF is this place? And you realize it’s on bottom of three “apartment units” (Clearly this was meant to be one big place). 

This is your enterance:

Have fun living in the maintenance hallway under the rich folks. 

It comes with such stunning features as:

Creepy ass long murder hallways.

A room with many doors (all closets).

A bathroom that’s clearly just meant for storage.

And whatever this thing is in your kitchen.

I hope you like wine, A LOT.

[captainlordauditor]

this. this is a video game apartment. be wary of lurking assassins. any stray chests probably contain loose gold or weapons

[tombstonettromboners]

honestly I’d totally live in this amateur counter strike mapper’s first map

[shrimppunk-deactivated20170902]

I don’t give a shit that the bathroom is in another timezone its cheaper than anything around here

[metalgirlysolid]

This is literally the first level of Hitman 2

[conquerorwurm]

What the fuck

[mousethe]

what does it all mean

[tastefullyoffensive]

If this isn’t art, I don’t know what is. 🔊 (via jbillinson)

[xloeyael]

I didn't know I needed this in my life until now

[psychofactz]

[xloeyael]

Ohhh, that explains it.

[xloeyael]

My housemate just asked me if the photo of her dead husband on the mantle bothered me... I'm sorry, what?

[cumberbatchlives]

Benedict Cumberbatch and Tom Holland at Disney’s D23 2017

[xloeyael]

Today I existed to hard. Made some people uncomfortable. Lost a few friends. Considered the life of a hermit. Ya know, just your average Sunday.

[jubpajub7]

2 modes of Tom Holland: 1.Cinnamon roll, smol bean, too pure for this world Tom 2.Ultimate bomb of sex appeal and TOO HOT TO HANDLE Tom ….. I’ll take all

[psychofactz]

[xloeyael]

I desperately need someone to talk to. Not for any specific reason. I just need to know there is someone out there who is interested in listening to and sharing stories with me.

[mpregcraig]

[mpregcraig]

this is the best picture i’ve seen in my life. this is a million dollar picture.

[familyfriendlycryingpoems]

[psychofactz]

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