whaddup, it's me, ya boi

tianna, 30; here for a good time. heart set on anime expo friday 2026!

[herpsandbirds]

GET ABSOLUTELY SHRIMPED!!!

[greenbloods]

we are never going to be free until it literally doesnt matter whether a person is ugly or not

[sadlynotthevoid]

Modern AU where Lily and/or Bassen enter in a tv show for reason. When the staff is following them around on a little tour for their house, someone jumpscares Bassen, who yelps—

Cue OgCale jumping from the second floor— completely skipping the stairs— in pants and a bathrobe, hair still wet, and with a broom and a hairdryer in each hand as his only wepons, ready to beat up someone.

Bassen: WHA—

OgCale, just changing clothes after a bath: *freezes* Bassen!! *slams the door open, takes the first solid object nearby, runs through the hallway at full speed, barely avoids a maid, taking her broom in the process— then jumps off, somehow landing perfectly safe* What happened?!

The staff, who didn't expect someone to fall from the sky inside a mannor: ...

Bassen, who didn't know his brother was already at home: ... Ah.

Lily, a child: Orabeoni, you didn't dry your hair.

OgCale, already guessing what happened: *sees the spooky "high quality" decoration Bassen dislikes on the floor* ...right. I'll be in my room *slams the decoration with the handle of the broom* Oops. *Slams it again* My bad. What fragile thing. It's all crushed now. It was ugly anyways. *Leaves*

[crankybeetle]

Been sitting in my drafts for too long

I love golden core stuff so much uuuuggghhh

[catmask]

'you wouldn't pirate a-' i would steal anything from any company. anything in the world. i dont even want it i just hate you

[asteroidtroglodyte]

THIEVES DESERVE TO BE ROBBED

[bernicedoodles]

Are they cinnamon rolls or killing you? 🤔

[ceilingfan25]

I always thought that, after the reveal, a situation where, instead of Fenton becoming cool, phantom becomes lame, would be funny

[nicktoonsunite]

bleehhh

[shinraalpha]

titanic Wreckage perfec t size for put trillionaire in to n\ap! inside very Cool and Meme trillionaire look so sick put trillionaore in Titanic Wreckage. Put Trillionaore In Titanic Wreckage. no problems ever in titanicc wreckage because good Shape and Support for trillionaire ti visit in little snubmarine. Thetitanic Wreckage yes a place for a trillionaire put trillionaire in titanic wreckage can trust Mad Catz xbox controller for giveing good submarine control to trillionaire. friend titanic wreckage

[rainbow-femme]

“Shane fuck Shane help we fucked up, we lost Ilya, I swear he was here one second ago and now-“

“Haas, where are you right now?”

“The club by the hotel.”

“And he’s not in the bathroom?”

“No.”

“Not on the roof?”

“No.”

“Not trying to access any of the dancers poles?”

“What? Why would- Oh, Troy says no.”

“Is he hanging out with drunk girls in the women’s bathroom?”

“Umm, one sec. Harris, can you ask her if Ilya is in there? … Harris says no.”

“Ok. What were you talking about before he disappeared?”

“We were trying to figure out where to eat.”

“Did anyone bring up sushi?”

“He didn’t say he wanted-“

“Just answer the question.”

“Uh yeah, someone suggested it, but he said he wanted-“

“He’s at the pier.”

“What?”

“He got bored, sushi put fish on his brain, which made him think about water, and he likes going to piers, and the hotel is walking distance from a boardwalk by the water. He’s there, most likely trying to look at fish going under the dock.”

“… How do you know that?”

“Do you have any ideas how many times I have gotten this exact phone call? He’s easier to catch if you bait him with mozzarella sticks but make sure he knows he only gets them if he comes quietly. If you let him negotiate he will take the sticks and run. Cliff always fell for that.”

[bathildaburp]

OP's tags:

#Shane knows his weird ass man

[al-ssahan-deactivated20260425]

Applying for visa feels like panting on all fours while an older woman-- (reflects on myself for a second) No it doesn't

[human-pet-they]

[systlin]

Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

[ihonestlydontknowwhattocallthis]

InsNe that dishwashers are more efficient and easier than just washing them manually but they also use less water. It’s a win win situation

[systlin]

They ALSO sterilize dishes, due to operating at a far higher temperature than human hands could ever tolerate. It's a win every way.

[systlin]

Made this post about 15 minutes after the repair guy who fixed the pump on my dishwasher packed up his tools and left, as the dishwasher was whirring along doing my dishes from that morning.

He said the exact same thing, which I did not know before that, so spreading this knowledge.

[sceptixfakemon]

this heatwave fucking sucks how am I going to serve my liege like this

[sceptixfakemon]

im never leaving this hellsite

[sceptixfakemon]

i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone

[sceptixfakemon]

FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 5 Part 3

Simon (Iron Lung)

Gomez Addams (The Addams Family)

Voting ended onJul 6

[dogpuppy]

[drowninginredink]

Apparently today is Loving Day, named after Richard and Milford Loving, the interracial couple whose lawsuit against the state of Virginia resulted in interracial marriage becoming legal in the United States. And so this day was made as a holiday for interracial relationships. I think that's very cool and deserves a tumblr post. Happy Loving Day to everyone in interracial relationships!

[beautifulscreaminglady]

Photographs of the Lovings by Villet Grey