“ahem. ahem. excuse me,” stormy piped up from where she sat in a darling little bistro not far from her apartment complex, phone precariously poised to snap a picture of her artisan french toast. she’d just finished running her morning analytics, and now it was time to share her meal with the instagram crowd - ( what will stormy have for breakfast? inquiring minds want to know! ) “if you don’t mind, maybe you could, y'know, scooch over a little? your shadows are interfering with my process here.”












