Life was never worse

Taylor Alison Swift. 23. sister, daughter, cat lady & friend.

[daveyfranc0-deactivated20150921]

Damn. I guess I’m going to have to wear a cat costume when I go to the pool now.

[xotayloralison-blog]

You are. There's no way around it; unless you want to go through me. 

[xotayloralison-blog]

@taylorswift13: being an adult means you can eat 3 pop tarts in a row and your mom can't say no.

[zenroleplays]

Was on Top Gear. Drove a pretty nice priced car. Crashed a pretty nice priced car. In my defense, they knew that I didn’t have a license before they let me behind the wheel. 

[zenroleplays]

[xotayloralison-blog]

You don't have a license? You need to get on that, Sheeran!

[nathan-moreno]

No. When has you being happy been a bad thing?

[xotayloralison-blog]

No, it was just your reaction.

[nathan-moreno]

I would. And I don’t really feel like going out and buying that.

[xotayloralison-blog]

Get someone to do it for you?

[ohlouser-deactivated20150225]

The truth of it is, the most excitement we produce are the FIFA tournaments we hold on board the bus.

[xotayloralison-blog]

Who would've thought that One Direction actually spend their nights like the rest of us common people?

[nokarla]

I can see that. You know, if you ever get tired of the entertainment industry and the spy thing doesn’t work out… I’m sure you’d have a bright future in party planning.

[xotayloralison-blog]

Maybe you're onto something; Plus, I mean, what's the worst that can happen? One of the clients are a diva? There's enough of them in the entertainment industry to last a life time. 

[daveyfranc0-deactivated20150921]

I most likely won’t be… Am I not invited now?

[xotayloralison-blog]

I'm sorry, I don't make the rules. I'm afraid not. 

[daveyfranc0-deactivated20150921]

I should probably head down to the pool. I do need to relax some.

[xotayloralison-blog]

Only if you're dressed as a cat!

[harrysspine-deactivated20170426]

Wait, wait, wait, I’m all here for that party. Where? Also, why is cat whiskers a thing? Not that it’s a problem, cat whiskers are amazing, but is there a reason?

[xotayloralison-blog]

Where? The pool, of course, Styles. Cat whiskers because I am missing Olivia and Meredith and I need some comfort, okay?

[nathan-moreno]

Someone sounds very happy…

[xotayloralison-blog]

Is that a bad thing?

[nathan-moreno]

I will not be surprised if the next time I get out of this bed there will be a permanent Selena shape pressed into the mattress. Bedrest sucks.

[xotayloralison-blog]

That would be worrying; you would need a new mattress. 

[nokarla]

Clothes-on swimming and cat whiskers? You can count me in. Not like I can join in to many more kinds of parties here anyway. Yours sounds like much more fun, though.

[xotayloralison-blog]

I try my best to make the best parties, Miss Cabello. And it is those parties that you often make the most decisions about the people surround yourself with. Oh, well thank you. 

[xotayloralison-blog]

Vegas is beautiful. I am in love with Vegas. If you need me, I'll be in the pool. With clothes on. And cat whiskers. Nobody said I was making good decisions, although anybody and everybody is welcome to join me. We can have a clothes-on-pool-party. That's all. 

[ohlouser-deactivated20150225]

My days as of late have been filled up with FIFA, Celebrity Big Brother, sleeping, football, and some tour rehearsing. Not necessarily always in that order. Then the other day Harry and I went out for coffee and were interrogated by a man asking if we were looking at his girlfriend. After the two of us exchanged a look we informed him we were actually drooling over the triple chocolate cupcakes in the display. Contrary to popular believe, our lives really aren’t that exciting.

[xotayloralison-blog]

What do you mean that One Direction, debatably the biggest boyband in the world, do not lead an exciting and glamorous life that the media portrays them to lead? I personally feel lied to and somewhat disgusted at this revelation. 

[carathebossdelevingne]

Honey I'm home Vegas baby!

[xotayloralison-blog]

What?

[xotayloralison-blog]

@taylorswift13: So excited about the @BRITAwards nomination!! Can't wait to get back to London, but then again I always can't wait to get back to London.