Eyebrows.

Forever living the life of a gagster. Repping it for them London bitches. Because through and through I'm cooler than you. Cara D! I like to think I'm a 'Boss ass Bitch' I doubt others see it like that though. I wear very little clothing and pout as a career. My parents are actually really proud.

[carathebossdelevingne]

Tell me about it! I never thought I would be sick of LA but bring on Vegas, you’re coming next week right Hol?

[holl-roden]

Vegas? Coming where?

[carathebossdelevingne]

Today didn't you get a thing from emerge?

[carathebossdelevingne]

Exactly genius’ need to pick up the pace if by the year 3000 we’re living under water with three boobs.

[brightly-lux-blog]

I get the under water part, but where the hell would we get a third boob?!

[carathebossdelevingne]

I don't know ask busted.

[carathebossdelevingne]

Honey I'm home Vegas baby!

[frenchyselena]

[daveyfranc0-deactivated20150921]

I’m not normally the creepy one. I mean, I make it rain from time to time, but I don’t sit there drooling all night. I’m usually only there for an hour at most. There’s nothing wrong with you, either, I’m sure.

[carathebossdelevingne]

Oh trust me there is a hell of a lot wrong with me.

[harrysspine-deactivated20170426]

Where have you been? Asked the media not to refer to me as male. Which started an uprising with the fans. They’re quite vocal right now. 

[carathebossdelevingne]

God you don't need to tell me that your fans are vocal, trust me I know. I saw your radio thing though Harold. I'm proud of babe. You do you don't let anyone stop you.

[zenroleplays]

And what was right seems wrong, and what was wrong seems right… 

Let’s talk about how hard it is to get Red and Black out of your head. Because it’s been two days now. Anyone?

[zenroleplays]

[carathebossdelevingne]

Eww Ed Sheeran.

[daveyfranc0-deactivated20150921]

Newly single me has spent quite a few nights at the strip club this week. I think it’s already time to put it to rest, again. I’m not as young as I used to be. It’s just creepy now… Not that going to strip clubs are ever not totally creepy, but now that I’m older, it’s just a little more so. I have daughters, I shouldn’t be doing this!

[carathebossdelevingne]

There is nothing wrong with being the creepy one in a strip club. I'm the girl who sits in the corner pretending to a Madame Relish in the oddness.

[xoblakelive]

I am a thirty two year old grown man, who just watched Wreck it Ralph for the first time. A tear or two may or may not have been shed during this feature presentation.

[carathebossdelevingne]

You're thirty two? Daym you is OLD!

[brightly-lux-blog]

I don’t get why it’s two thousand-fifteen and there aren’t flying cars..

[carathebossdelevingne]

Exactly genius' need to pick up the pace if by the year 3000 we're living under water with three boobs.

[holl-roden]

I seriously need a break. Or a vacation.

[carathebossdelevingne]

Tell me about it! I never thought I would be sick of LA but bring on Vegas, you're coming next week right Hol?

[harrysspine-deactivated20170426]

I just logged out of twitter for the first time in four years. My phone actually froze for a long time. Someone remind me to log out of twitter BEFORE I do something that my followers will consider life changing, next time, please?

[carathebossdelevingne]

What did you do you idiot?

[xotayloralison-blog]

A lot of the time in interview I’m asked what I’d be doing if I wasn’t a singer and I’ve never known how to answer it. Now, I think that I do and I think if I wasn’t a singer, I would be a spy. I would be a very, very, cute spy. 

[xotayloralison-blog]

[carathebossdelevingne]

Man you'd be a terrible spy!!

[carathebossdelevingne]

So being sober over Christmas didn't work out did It

[carathebossdelevingne]

How was. Christmas chick? This is the first one the twins really know what’s going on right? Did they have fun?

[nathan-moreno]

It was fun. I don’t know if they know what’s going on. But they certainly enjoy presents a lot more than last year. Yes they did. Those very spoiled children of mine. How was your holiday?

[carathebossdelevingne]

I bet the look on their faces was amazing. Dude things aren't good. I'm like in a tunnel and I can't see the end of it.

[carathebossdelevingne]

So being sober over Christmas didn't work out did It

[mrbuttheadkjonas-blog-deactivat]

Have you been hung over since Christmas?

[carathebossdelevingne]

No I've been drunk since Christmas. I regained memories about the second.

[carathebossdelevingne]

So being sober over Christmas didn't work out did It

[carathebossdelevingne]

I drank?

[ohlouser-deactivated20150225]

Sorry Cara, wasn’t aware you were trying not to.

[carathebossdelevingne]

No it's cool man.

[carathebossdelevingne]

So being sober over Christmas didn't work out did It

[carathebossdelevingne]

When you have a drinking problem? Extremely.

[xotayloralison-blog]

Cara if you have a problem, you should get help. 

[carathebossdelevingne]

Yeah maybe.... But no.