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My sick, sad life
Hey don't hey girl me
CHILL MULDER
jil sander s/s 2010
why does this look like Jim when he impersonated DwightÂ
âBears, Beets, Battlestar Galacticaâ
Umm if I die ask my friends who I was going to see
Omfg I've had two dumbass injuries today. First I was asleep with my cell phone in my blanket when I went to pull the covers up in my half asleep state the phone catapulted into my face...secondly I was shaving really fast and accidentally shaved my pinky nail almost all the way off...which is making my skin crawl
I want someone to churn butter in my ass
Please just for one minute of your fucking life just calm down and think before you type out a post
I'm behind a car payment owe the school a fuck ton of money and I want so badly to move out...I HATE MONEY
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This is a very small portion of the Avon bottles me my mom and my grandma have
Today, I fucked up... by getting my haircut at Great Clips
One day she went in to Great Clips to get a âtrimâ. She had long natural red hair that went down to her tush and instructed the hair stylist to shorten it to around her chest. Well fast forward 10 mins and when she gets it trimmed up to chest length SHE KEEPS GOING.
Of course my girlfriend tried to stop her but it was too late. She let her finish to even out the other side and that was that. Now the messed up part.
When she was walking by that same great clips the next week, she looked inside to see if the evil hair stylist was in there. She was there alright. She even had a new wig on. A WIG MADE OF MY GIRLFRIENDS HAIR. Like wtfâŠ
by poopthug
Today, I fucked up... by stealing sodium
This FU happened a few years ago, when I was introduced to chemistry for the first time. This happened during my second year of secondary school. Until then I had something that translates to âNatureâs sciencesâ and it contained everything we had to know about biology, physics and chemistry. After the first 2 years we wouldnât see them as one but have 3 different classes. To show us how it would be the next year (this wasnât the only thing that changed) we could join the next grade for a day. The chemistry teacher that was assigned to show us what to expect decided to spice his lessons whit some fun experiments. One of these: bringing sodium in contact with water, this makes for a pretty spectacular explosion. When we saw what we could do with it, we starter joking about stealing it. No-one was paying attention to the pot sodium because the teacher already started his next experiment. I quickly took a bit, rolled it in some toiletpaper and I put it in my pocket. 2 hoirs later I leave school, already forgotten about the stolen goods. On my way home I step on a loosr tile and water squirts from underneath it on my pants (luckily it didnât come as high as the sodium!) so upon coming home I took off my pants, withdrew my phone and wallet but not the sodium. My sodium-loafed pants ended up in the washing machine⊠Result: an explosion wich started a little fire in the basement.
Tl;dr: I stole some sodium from school, sodium exploded in the washing machine and burned half of the basement!
by Vliolix