Me, deciding to take a walk through the graveyard near my place is minding my own business when someone comes up to me and asks what's the neighborhood like. I said its pretty nice although these parts are pretty dead. Then I stare at him with straightest face I could muster. He stops mid sentence and looks around and then back at me with such a shocked look on his face. I proceed to grin like a maniac. He says if I live in this neighbourhood he definitely wants to move to this end. I'm fucking wheezing!













