uchihas suck

blondes rock. deidara & 19 & pansexual & arsonist artist fated ♥ sasori. [xplosiveblonde tracked] koi affilated && open to indies.

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HEY GUESS WHO HAS A FREE WEEKEND TO THEMSELVES

ME

WHO WANTS TO HANG OUT WITH A TEEN IDOL

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im gonna get to replies later im sorry i had fun though!

if anyone wants to plot or something hit my ask up, i had fun, love you all

i dont wanna take my shitty mood out on any of you aaa--

ill also probably be around for maf later as uta

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[◈] one of the muns favorite songs – and lyrics from it 

Nobody would stop anything‘cause they aren’t the least bit interested‘cause they aren’t there‘cause I’m not thereTherefore, I am depressed, how reckless of me. 

You’ve noticed, huh ? That my voice had gone awaySo, how’s it turned out ? Becoming like that, and speaking of finishing it, I wonder ? What should I do ? It’s midnight for just oneWhy is it that I revealed all of my crummy feelings, I wonder ?

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[▤], [▥], [▩]

[▤] one way the mun is like the muse

deidara and i tend to lose our tempers very easily for the same reasons, idiotic behavior, jealousy, hurt pride, protectiveness, i could go on really

[▥] one way the mun is nothing like the muse

i could never hate itachi uchiha he did nothing wrong

[▩] one thing the mun loves about themselves

im a very chubby baby please be gentle with me im smol

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Character Stats Framework.

Full Name: Deidara --

Nickname(s): Dei, Deidei, Brat, Dumbass, Senpai

Age: 18

Birthday: May 5

Species: Faunus

Gender: Cis Male

Preferred Pronoun(s): He/him

Romantic Orientation: Demiromantic

Sexual Orientation: Pansexual

Religion: Atheist

Occupation: Artist, Arsonist on the side

Fandom: NARUTO

Relationships

Parents: presumably deceased; never mentioned or spoken about as of yet.

Siblings: none that are known.

Significant Other(s): n/a

Children: n/a

Closest Friends: Akatsuki, specifically Sasori

Enemies: Only really hates Uchihas

Neutral: Everyone

Physical Traits

Eye Color(s): Blue

Hair Color(s): Blonde

Height: 5'5

Weight: --? 170 lbs I think.

Body Build: lean and fit;  fairly muscular as well. 

Notable Physical Traits: he has hand mouths and a mouth on his chest with stitches inside of it to seal the mouth shut, deidara is literally a walking bomb.

Phobias and Diseases

Phobia/Fear(s): being alone and hated, ignored

Mental Disease(s)/Disorder(s): anxiety,  Tourette’s(?? idk bc he makes this noise ‘un’ which can be a nasally grunt or simply ‘yeah’ and he says it quite often), nightmare disorder, depression, psychotic

Physical Disease(s): n/a

Personality

Usual Mood/Expression: cocky and calm

Moral Alignment: chaotic neutral

Four Temperaments: Choleric

Prominent Traits: his loud mouth

Misc

Skills: all physically inclined, of course.

Hobbies: anything artsy really

Element: earth

Animal/Nature Representative: birds

Plant/Flower: yellow rose

Stats

Compassion: 8/10

Empathy: 6/10

Creativity: 10/10 

Mental Flexibility: 6/10

Passion/Motivation: 10/10

Education: 10/10

Stamina: 10/10

Physical Strength: 9/10  

Battle Skill: 10/10

Initiative: 8/10

Restraint: 5/10

Agility: 10/10

Strategy: 8/10

Teamwork: 10/10

Musical-Rhythmic Intelligence: 8/10

Visual-Spatial Intelligence: 8/10

Verbal-Linguistic Intelligence: 9/10

Logical-Mathematical Intelligence: 9/10

Bodily-Kinesthetic Intelligence: 8/10

Interpersonal Intelligence: 7/10

Existential Intelligence: 5/10

Naturalistic Intelligence: 7/10

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Send me any of the following for Munday

[▣] one random fact about the mun [▤] one way the mun is like the muse [▥] one way the mun is nothing like the muse [▦] one of the mun’s guilty pleasures [▩] one thing the mun loves about themselves [◘]  the muns morning ritual [◙]  the muns bedtime ritual [◈] one of the muns favorite songs – and lyrics from it [◇] one of the muns favorite movies – and a quote from it [◆] one of the muns favorite books – and a quote from it

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invademyinbox:

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let it be known im a deidara apologist

he did nothing wrong

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theyre so like in sync and on point probably at one point deidara dyes his hair white and maybe cuts it or tries to style it like jack’s

just to dedicate himself to the whole mischievous twins thing its A++++

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?? !

Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text.

TO: mint blueberry

FROM: dei

ajajc k

ja XKC

AJ CK

JACK

HO LYF U ck my hea d hurts

i need u to like come chill  it

rn asap rn rn rn NRNRRN

jcak pls im dygin

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Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text.

TO: fire cracker

FROM: dei

FUF KC

SAS ORIS G ONNA KCIK MY ASS

BAe

BAE

i need ur help

i got toa hide the evidence

b lOW IT ALL UP THE OP PORATIONS BLoWNn

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im so??? embarrassed i meant every word of what i said but now im being called cute and thanked at different angles and ?????? i hope

noone thinks im pretending i really do admire you all screams???????????

im gonna go hide my face and do memes and replies weeps and blushes

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“If people could stop flirting with my boyfriend then that’d be fantastic.”

“Danna, I’m not gonna run off with someone else, oh my god, I love you, yeah!”

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“I’m so glad people think I’m attractive, because I know that I am, un”

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“Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.” ;)

“I’m looking in the right direction is all,you just so happen to be there~”

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⁇, ø

Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text.

TO: pretty boy

FROM: dei

have i ever told you like

ur very attractive?? cos like ur so fuckin attractive

we should like

do ea hc others make up

and like

make otu

Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text.

TO: pretty boy

FROM: dei

is it okay if i come hang out with you for a bit?

cos my boyfriend’s being a dick

if its not then thats okay i understand

plus it would like give us a chance to hang out more!!

oh god i hope this doesnt sound creepy un

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If you could say just one thing to your Muse, what would it be?

I WOULD TELL DEIDARA TO ADMIT HES GAY FOR SASORI NOONE CAN TELL ME OTHERWISE

or tell him to stop being salty abt the uchihas jfc boy @deidara come outta ur feelings 

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Relationship with your muse!

♦: What’s your relationship with your Muse?

as lame as this is gonna sound deidara is actually one of my dearest muses to heart!

i see alot of myself in him and i hold him rly near and dear to my heart bc of how much i used to rely on him when i was really suicidal and depressed, and though i am still kinda in a bad place i feel alot better in myself?? in that i would always just kinda “man deidara has so much confidence i wanna be like him”

and in my own little way i used that to motivate myself and give myself some sort of self esteem and like i really really love him so much

i think i love him too much bc i share his hatred for uchihas lmao except like itachi bc he did nothing wrong itachi deserves like five hugs pls cherish that man

plus yknow i had my weeb days w/t his lil blonde so i cant just toss him too the side and god man the naruto fandom is just?? its good but also not good and deidara was my little happy place and i could go on and on telling you abt how this lil shit saved me from destroying myself