No gods! No cops! No fucking bros! FUCK EVERYTHING

Rosie. 26. Florida. She/Her. Always Learning. https://nightwitchfl.bandcamp.com/

[cutegirlonline-deactivated20181]

when your anxiety is constant but you do a really good job of pretending it’s not there

[mamalazzer]

[twitchytyrant]

I can’t believe he killed Harrison Ford twice

[xrosiexrichx]

is there a Hot Topic in space #lastjedi

[allamericansbitch]

Allison Williams Reveals What White People Ask Her About Get Out

[ladybender]

...Would you fuck a clone of yourself?

[themadcapmathematician]

This is the first time ive seen this meme used and it wasnt only in character but also literally sounds like actual dialogue from the series itd paired with

[notglacier]

you know this fucking tune

[stuffmikeclicked]

They made it into a ringtone because it was old enough to be public domain, and Nokia (I think?) didn’t want to have to pay royalties.

… I like the full version.

[xrosiexrichx]

Feeling very betrayed by people I liked and trusted to be good people.

3 different people in my community who all have deep social ties to friends I love dearly have sexually assaulted/abuse people

A fucken youtuber I loved propositioned like 15 young women for sexual favors.

The partner of someone who hates me is physically abusive.

I want to just lay everything out on the table and name everyone and have everyone held accountable and talk to each other but I feel like I can't doooo anythingggggg

[honourinrevenge]

Happy October, y’all!

[ruinedchildhood]

When your best friend says they don't have any real friends

[ohparkers]

I CAN’T BREATHE

[tossingtelevisions]

Bitch WHAT THE FUCK

[theradicalace]

what the FUCK

[emiria]

???!!!!??

[rexpinn-deactivated20190705]

Yo, this guy sold his soul for this or something holy fuck

[exomoon]

i feel like i just watched something forbidden for mortal eyes

[goldnpoc]

I’m the black lady in the audience LIKE DAMN OKAY

[captainkirk94-deactivated201903]

So….do i go to church tommorrow or stay in?

[advanced-procrastination]

MAGIC TRICKS ARE SIMPLY SLEIGHT OF HAND, USING REDIRECTION TO TAKE YOUR FOCUS OFF THE THING THEYRE MANIPULATING. THAT IS NOT THIS. IT SEEMS LIKE IT AT FIRST BUT THEN HE STARTS DOING THIS SHIT IN PLAIN SIGHT, AND LETTING US ACTUALLY SEE THE SHIT TRANSFORMING AND CHANGING PLACES. THIS ISN’T SLEIGHT OF HAND.

THIS ISN’T A MAGIC TRICK. ITS JUST FUCKING MAGIC.

[quousque]

???? what??? the fuck???????

[deepfriedfuckpotato-deactivated]

“Oh, I think I see the moments there where the actual transfer is happening, but he’s really good at it,” I thought at first. 

Promptly followed by, “Wait what the fuck what the FUCK”

[spocksplum]

Mmm bruh this guy needs to be arrested by wizard police for violation of the statute of secrecy

[pureslime-deactivated20191020]

this kid is living in 2057

[sabertoothwalrus]

“thinkinof th word vlog…. whatdoesitmeantoyou,, vlog. vIDEO. LUBRICANT. OCTOPUS. og gGRANDPA.”

[sunnysideyup]

[itskyalenotkyle]

When you don’t know who you’re robbing

[bloodclaatpussyclaat]

Lmaooooooooooo. This is so elaborate

[afrocentric-divination]

😭😭

[blackwitchnyx]

I love this song though 😂

[nilvoid]

imagine being an underpaid overworked mcdonalds employee and getting yelled at by like 10 dweebs at once because you don’t have any of their meme sauce

[xrosiexrichx]

Toe beans!! 🐾

[yyunglame]

when your friends smoke but you dont 

[deebott]

omgggggggggggggg

[pleasestopandrew]

meee