Madison

I post stuff to make myself and others laugh.

[jim-kirk]

Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald - Official Comic-Con Trailer

[drarry-ponderings]

first ever drarry animation!! i cried making it

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Draco: I’m upset and there is nothing that can make me feel better.

Blaise:......

Draco: No.

Hermione:......

Draco: Don’t!

Ron: *brings in Harry*

Draco: *fighting back a smile* Fuck.

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Harry: *smiles*

Draco: *slams his hands on the table while blushing* That’s it! I’m killing him!

Blaise: Or, you could man up and ask him out instead?

Draco: ......But killing him would be so much easier.

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Draco: I’m dying! I’m dying, look at me! Its killed me!

Hagrid: Yer not dyin!

Draco: *dramatic moan*

Hagrid: Someone help me! Gotta get him out of here-

Draco: No, I know what will help.

*grabs harry*

Harry: Um...... Malfoy, I really don’t see how me laying on top of you is going to help.

Draco: Shhhhhh. Don’t contradict a dying man.

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Hermione: *stabbing the air between Harry and Draco with a butter knife*

Harry: What are you doing?

Hermione: Trying to cut the sexual tension between you two.

Hermione: It isn’t working.

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Harry: Draco, you think every round fruit is an apple.

Draco: No I don’t.

Harry: *holding up cherries* What are these?

Draco: Tiny apples.

Harry: *points to pumpkins* And what are those?

Draco: Halloween apples.

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Harry: Please? For me?

Draco: Don’t do that.

Harry: Do what?

Draco: You think every time you say “Please? For me?” I’ll do whatever you want. Well, not this time.

Harry: ......

Harry: Please? For me?

Draco: *sighs* Fine.

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Harry: it’s so hot.

Draco: sorry, it’s because of me.

Harry: yeah because you’re a demon.

Hermione: no it’s because of climate change.

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Harry: Do you ever get the feeling that no one even sees you?

Draco: I’ve got a really good body, so..... no.

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Draco: It’s really muggy out today.

Harry: If I go outside and all our mugs are on the front lawn, I’m going to kill you.

Draco: *sips tea from a bowl*

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Hermione: What did I tell you about calling Draco the devil?

Harry: That it’s offensive to the devil?

Draco: *makes offended noises*