❛ because who doesn't love ME? ❜ -—- cocky/self-absorbed sentence starters
❛I love myself almost as much as you do.❜
❛How can I be so perfect without breaking a sweat?❜
❛You’re just really lucky to know me, you know that?❜
❛You’re so adorable when you forget that I’m drowning in cash money and self-satisfaction.❜
❛Yeah, I know I’m gorgeous. Now tell me something I don’t know.❜
❛Where have I been all your life?❜
❛In a perfect world, everything would begin and end with me.❜
❛I’m so glad to see you! Now you can go get me a cappuccino.❜
❛If there’s anything more important than my ego around here, I want it caught and shot now.❜
❛I’m always thinking about myself, and I expect everybody else to do the same. That’s what’s called sympathy.❜
❛You should be thinking about others. In fact, you should be thinking about me.❜
❛See my crown? I am king, and I love the endless worshipping.❜
❛It’s almost scary how good I look in this.❜
❛Woah there, don’t hate me ‘cause I’m beautiful!❜
❛If you’re going to hate yourself this much, you should at least start worshipping me to make up for it.❜
❛My father used to say to me, ‘it’s not all about you.’ I told him I was working on it.❜
❛I NEED ATTENTION TWENTY-FOUR HOURS A DAY!!!❜
❛Hey, quit fooling around! We’ve got more important things to focus on. By which I mean me. Let’s just all pay attention to me.❜
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