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"the parkour pros are demanding a larger salary" "hmmmm large celery"
i have put so many cubitos into tomodachi life and it's taken over my life
"A drag path etched in the surface As evidence I left there on purpose ...can you find me?"
living off of nothing #mynothing
i sketched out a cute little seaj thing, but then i ruined it when i went to color and now im hyping myself up to try and post it anyway
Offer me that deathless death, oh good God, let me give you my life
[sketch under cut vvv]
every once in a while i remember this piece of art and how it got me into lifesteal and it's still PEAK as hell ty op for getting me into ls i guess gfsdjhkfdhjfds
awawawawawawa?? QAQ that is so sweet???
golden opportunity to make AJ sun motif propaganda ☀️
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my theories on the last pvpk episode:
starting with the ending, what is going to happen after Evbo lost the Champion duel? Ordinarily, he would just be back on the noob layer, however, because he died by pvp, I feel like he will respawn back in pvpciv
I imagine that is how Zam went back to pvpciv as well
THE MACE!!! OKAY. I HAD THOUGHT IT COULD HAVE BEEN A MACE BUT I REALLY DOUBTED IT WOULD HAVE BEEN INCLUDED IN THE SERIES. That is sooo interesting.. it really is the perfect weapon for a crossover of parkour and pvp (like the spear, but that one is just way too recent right?)
Talking about the mace, who is the invisible pvpr? I don't have an answer to be honest.. what we do know is that this is someone that knows Evbo. AN Evbo. We can't even be sure of which one. I suspect they are from pvpciv, but we can never be too certain of where they come from at this point. Obviously the color purple makes one think of Seawatt, but I have no idea how that'd be. My first instinct was to think of Wemmbu, seeing as the color purple AND the mace are things associated with him in other series. But for now we really have very little to tell who this is, especially since up until this crossover, there had been no indication of the mace existing not even IN pvpciv. Whoever this is knows much more than we imagine. And now, they are also going to be the Parkour Champion
It would help a lot to cross out possibilities, if we knew everyone gets a double in both dimensions, or only some characters
Something very interesting to note is that they don't hold the weapon in hand, but they also don't wear boots, and I don't know what to make of it. Is it simply a stylistic choice for the story? That the invisibility makes ALL of them invisible? Or can a pvpr just swap the hotbar slot and be fine? But also if they don't wear boots that means they never fell or lost a parkour battle..? I NEED MORE INFO
Extrapolating from that. Can someone have 2 life forces? What is the theoretical limit of respawning in either world? Pvprs lives are entirely connected to their weapons, while parkourers are conditionally imortal as long as their deaths are because of parkour (so no pvp, no illnesses, no old age). But what happens when you have both? If I am right, pvp!Evbo and Zam both died to pvp, after becoming parkourers (getting their boots), and respawned back in pvp. This only really applies to them, since they are the only ones that can respawn in pvp at all, while the normal parkour citizens seem to permadie to pvp. It's near pointless to wonder what would happen if you die to parkour in pvpciv, since they have no respawning to begin with. (Unless you are from parkciv and die to parkour IN pvpciv?? Maybe you respawn??????). So that means, that pvp!Evbo and Zam have 2 life anchors after becoming parkourers, so to speak. If they die to parkour in parkciv, they respawn like normal people of that dimension do, but if they die to pvp for example, they still have their respawning armour stand in pvpciv. In theory, could they drop their weapons? Could any of the pvprs drop their weapons while in parkciv after "becoming citizens"? Would they be connected to parkciv now, or still die? Is this possibly how our invisible fugitive can hide the weapon they have? An addendum to this is that pk!Evbo expressed relief at not picking up the iron axe. I wonder if that would have tied his life to it. Does that mean that the pvp weapon bond overrides how your lifespan works the moment you pick a weapon up?
Back to our invisible mastermind. They've got both Seawatt and Zam working for them, seeing as they were they were the one to set both free. So they have Seawatt manipulating Evbo so they can get control of parkciv, while Zam is working on taking control of pvpciv it seems. There is a small chance that we have 2 invisible people. That would be one hell of a twist, and truly, how could the audience tell? I only say that because the way Seawatt and Zam got broken out of prison was very different. They built a bridge for Seawatt, but used a mace on Zam (I don't know HOW that works, but I'm taking Ferre's words as truth for now). That confirms that the person that broke Zam out, and the invisible fugitive with the mace are the same person. We can't say the same for the person who broke Seawatt out. It COULD be 2 different people. I'm not saying it is but I want to cover all bases
now for my crack theories:
I wish parkour civilization was still big
Anyways
There should be more a/b/o fics and the fact that there aren’t is a problem that I AM GOING TO SOLVE
Eventually. I’m good at remembering to write I prommy.
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this was the plot right?
"My champion."
isn't it wonderful I can draw whatever I want? inspiration: [x]
that also reminds me I wrote down a bunch of notes on the last pvpk episode and i forgot to make it a coherent post kkkkkkkkk so expect that at some point
Until death do us part.
btw i need to say, on that last piece, and for my Seawatt design in general, his crown and shoewear were not always like that. These ones, with the diamonds, are from AJ.
After he became champion, AJ gifted them to Sea, as thanks for all Sea's help and to honor their partnership.
It was in no small part thanks to Seawatt that AJ had the confidence and the support to become Champion (and in my vision, it was also Seawatt that helped AJ cheat and coin his 5 block jump maneuver for the first time that granted him the win). Since only the Champion could really wear the diamond boots, AJ gifted Seawatt a golden set as close to diamond as he could. A show of their bond and Seawatt's importance. It's reassurance AJ still has his back, and that he won't just discard Seawatt now that their plan worked and he is technically "no longer needed"
And definetly no other reason...
Safe to say they both feel very differently about the gesture.
For AJ, yeah, it is also flirting. Out of the two, he was the one that fell first. Though to be fair, I think at the time where this happens, he doesn't even know it yet. He is most of all thanking the guy and showing how much Seawatt means to him, or so he hopes. It's just that he is ALSO hitting on him and showing his interest and seeing where that goes
And to Sea.. well. The gesture does mean so much to him. It was a Champion that took away everything Seawatt loved, and he just helped enpower another Champion, riding on a gamble that he could make himself useful enough to not get backstabbed for it. The day AJ became Champion was one of the happiest Sea's ever had, but it was also one of the most terrifying.
So yeah it does actually mean a lot to Seawatt that AJ gifts him these things. Sadly he doesn't take it as sweet of a gesture as AJ envisioned. Sea is still a very jaded person. Hardened walls after everything he went through. By the point AJ is Champion, Seawatt has learned to trust him a lot more than he would anyone else, but his guard is still high.
He reads the gifts with skepticism. He sees it as AJ trying to win him over with favors - stupid really when Seawatt has already reluctantly accepted his dependance on the man. It's not like he could say no at that point. He also hates the trophy aspect of it. Being adorned by AJ much like one of his belongings or prizes. It isn't incorrect to say he is one, but Seawatt is just mad that it is so.
Seawatt he's just being nice to you. Please.