[punkitt-is-here]

[daria-argento]

Will the owner of the green amoeba please come to the parking lot? Your amoeba is being towed 🦠

[luimnigh]

Okay, here's my idea:

The British should put a time limit on the Monarchy.

Not like declaring a republic tomorrow, but deciding on a date in the future that ends the British Monarchy.

And there's a perfect date for it coming up!

October 14th, 2066.

A thousand years since the Battle of Hastings. A thousand years of this one specific bloodline ruling England.

Call time on the Monarchy after exactly one thousand years. Nice, and neat.

Even better: Charles isn't living 44 years. He'll be gone in about twenty. Now William? He's what, 40? Yeah, he can live another 44 years. His great grandmother was over a hundred, his granny was 96, William can make it to 84 barring accident or assassination.

So on October 14th 2066, William the Last steps down a thousand years after William the First won the crown.

Nice, neat, and fair. William gets the crown he's been waiting forty years for already, but ten-year-old George grows up without expectation of it.

Have a nice big abdication ceremony, even.

[lasrina]

Plus, what an absolute baller move to announce your regnal name as William the Last.

[roach-works]

the Final Bill

[madamewesker]

#William the Last smacks of Douglas Adams

[roachemoji]

DEVIOUS PENIS PUMPKIN

[carefreejules]

Happy Blooky Halloween ouo

I hope you all get lots of candy tonight but make sure to stay safe everyone!

[carefreejules]

I love how this old thing never fails to be reblogged by folks on Halloween KJHDKAJSD

[beastliness]

I don't know whether any of you guys have looked outside lately but it's leaves as hell out there

[lcb1313]

2015? that wasnt even that long ago. it was only... [doing the math] ohhh. ohhh..... oh dear...

[angelicdewdrop]

[byjove]

still fuming mad about that one reddit post that was like “halloween adults are just as bad as Disney adults” I just want to give people candy and wear costumes and tell scary stories, not fund the atrocities committed by a $200 billion dollar nightmare corporation. like, don’t get me wrong, a lot of consumerism gets tangled up with Halloween but at its core it is a fairly accessible and fun holiday and it prioritizes creativity and spirit over material goods, unlike modern Christmas.

[evilnicegirl]

[apolladay]

Think of the most noticeable scar on your body. How did you get it?

From another person

From an animal

Sport injury

Falling (while not doing sports)

Dealing with sharp objects or broken glass/ceramics*

Dealing with non-sharp objects (happens)

Temperature burn

Chemical burn (what have you been doing?)

Something else

I have 2 or more equally noticeable scars that I got in different ways

I don't have scars/see results

Voting ended onOct 22, 2025

*if you fell on a sharp object, consider that falling. Otherwise, consider it dealing with sharp objects

[as-intimidating-as-a-butterfly]

Phan is real. My Chemical Romance got back together. These are things middle school me literally thought were impossible. Never kill yourself

[catsuggest]

im readinge the book with mama

[dr-activisionary]

[catsuggest]

exposed as a fraud with mama

[beanbagbuddies4life]

it was a nice warm summer night and Sammy soaked up every second of it

[catgirlwerewolf]

ID: A multicoloured bear beanie baby held up in front of a glowing ferris wheel at night. /end ID.

[daggers-drawn]

Police: *leading sex workers into a squad car to be taken to jail*

Sex work prohibitionist: “I called the police! You’re all free now! No more patriarchal violence! No need to thank me!”

[daggers-drawn]

Prohibitionist: “How does it feel to be free of your pimp?”

Sex worker: “I was an independent worker!”

Prohibitionist: “Yeah right, so how much did the porn industry pay you to say that, faker?”

[daggers-drawn]

Sex worker: “Who will care for my kids?”

Prohibitionist: “No worries, they’ll be placed with a nice Christian foster family who will teach them to hate and judge you as harshly as possible.”

Prohibitionist: “This is to protect you. It’s feminism. I’m a feminist.”

[catboybrigade]

Former sex slave: Wait so I went to the police and I got arrest for being sold into sex work?

Prohibitionist: Yup! That way we can make sure people don’t get sold into sex slavery!

Former sex slave: But that just makes victims less likely to come forward?

Prohibitionist: pRoTeCt WoMeN

[happily-morgan]

Former sex worker: I have been arrested and prosecuted and now have a criminal record which greatly reduces my ability to get a non-sex work related job.

Prohibitionist: Yep, but it was to help you get out of the sex work. Now you can get “real” jobs working for minimum wage or less. We did good. Why aren’t you thanking me?

[feathery-dreamer]

Also - you outlaw something, you pave the way for clever criminals to trick and scam and abuse naive people into it.

[luisonte]

[ceevee5]

For the love of God, sound on.

[genderfluid-druid]

@vensre

[captn-sara-holmes]

Sometimes “Sound on” is a disappointment. This is not one of those times

[lanthir]

transcript: [in thick New England accent] “Holy fucking shit; MA! MA, COME OUTSIDE, THERE’S A FUCKING MOOSE! OR A BUFFALO OR SOME SHIT; THEY’RE FIGHTIN’! Where the fuck are you goin’?! MA!! Hoooly shit; this is some fuckin’ National Geographic shit. MA, CALL THE FUCKIN’ COPS OR THE ASPCA; THERE’S ANIMALS FIGHTIN’ IN THE FRONT LAWN!! OOOOOH SHIT!!”

[meowth]

[foolishfools-deactivated2024062]

#that little bat has no clue that it is embodying halloween right now #because it does not understand what holidays are #it does however #understand what pumpkins are #as it can eat those #it cannot eat halloween #bats

I needed your tags I’m sorry.