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we’re dancing round the kitchen in the refrigerator light

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bonus cell phone meme: group chats + olivia // @jcxking​ @zekehq​ @nicolehampton​ @itsclivia​

- what your muse’s name is in mine’s phone: pretty without the r (sister group chat with olivia and nicole)

- what your muse’s picture is in mine’s phone: 

- what your muse’s ringtone is in mine’s phone: madi’s phone is on silent

- my muse’s last text to your muse: should we coordinate halloween costumes this year? or at least ONE of our costumes? 

- what your muse’s name is in mine’s phone: pains in my ass (group chat with jaxson and zeke)

- what your muse’s picture is in mine’s phone:

- what your muse’s ringtone is in mine’s phone: madi keeps her phone on silent and has alerts hidden on this gc

- my muse’s last text to your muse: i want to have a big family dinner this week can you get all your kids at the same time?? also can you PLEASE be nice to wallen? and by nice i don’t mean just glare at him all night instead of making snide remarks? like actually talk to him nicely??

- what your muse’s name is in mine’s phone: KING (whole family, minus wallen and sometimes nicole) 

- what your muse’s picture is in mine’s phone: 

- what your muse’s ringtone is in mine’s phone: madi keeps her phone on silent

- my muse’s last text to your muse: jaxson i SWEAR if you keep removing nicole from this i’m gonna remove YOU. 

- what your muse’s name is in mine’s phone: sister <3 <3

- what your muse’s picture is in mine’s phone:

- what your muse’s ringtone is in mine’s phone: madi keeps her phone on silent

- my muse’s last text to your muse: can i borrow that dress you wore to nicole’s birthday last year?? <3

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# for jax, nicole, wallen

- what your muse’s name is in mine’s phone: jaxsin

- what your muse’s picture is in mine’s phone:

- what your muse’s ringtone is in mine’s phone: madi keeps her phone on silent

- my muse’s last text to your muse: you look like you couldn't beat a goose in a fight.

- what your muse’s name is in mine’s phone: momma niks

- what your muse’s picture is in mine’s phone:

- what your muse’s ringtone is in mine’s phone: madi's phone is always on silent

- my muse’s last text to your muse: can you PLEASE tell your husband to stop telling me i'm "in time out". he's so annoying idk how you LIVE with him

- what your muse’s name is in mine’s phone: my <3

- what your muse’s picture is in mine’s phone:

- what your muse’s ringtone is in mine’s phone: madi's phone is always on silent

- my muse’s last text to your muse: if you're coming home later than midnight, you can go ahead and sleep on the couch. the girls get so sad when you miss bed time, just so you know.

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# - zeke

- what your muse’s name is in mine’s phone: isacc

- what your muse’s picture is in mine’s phone

- what your muse’s ringtone is in mine’s phone: madi keeps her phone on silent

- my muse’s last text to your muse: probably gonna regret asking you this but do you have an edibles hook up? lmao. don't ask.

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# for noa

- what your muse’s name is in mine’s phone: noa <3

- what your muse’s picture is in mine’s phone:

- what your muse’s ringtone is in mine’s phone: madi keeps her phone on silent                

 - my muse’s last text to your muse: "i'm thinking of planning a big trip to the zoo and aquarium and wanted to see if you were down?"

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𝐢𝐭’𝐬 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐨 𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐧 𝐮𝐩 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐚𝐬𝐤 𝐛𝐨𝐱𝐞𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐢𝐭’𝐬 𝐇𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐘 𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐑! 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐧𝐞𝐱𝐭 𝟒𝟖 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬 𝐧𝐨 𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐨𝐟𝐟-𝐥𝐢𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐬, 𝐚𝐬𝐤 𝐚𝐛𝐬𝐨𝐥𝐮𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐫 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥 𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐲𝐨𝐮. 𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐚𝐬𝐤 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐫𝐞𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐬 𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥.

send me “#” for cell phone headcanons about our muses including:                             - what your muse’s name is in mine’s phone                             - what your muse’s picture is in mine’s phone                             - what your muse’s ringtone is in mine’s phone                        - my muse’s last text to your muse

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sent to ━━ goldi aka the child

zeke: you're always sus, especially right now. i most certainly will and i'm fine with that? you've never been "team zeke" or team zeke material 😬 least of all when it comes to whatever shit my kids are doing. that was a cute attempt at guilt-trippin' tho. i'm just tryna understand bc i don't see it? and completely disagree.

zeke: well no shit you don't like feeling like that, you're a king. but shit happens, not everybody can do everything. when do i not feed them? i can't promise that last part but i'm sure they'll be ready for bed after i tucker 'em out and let 'em get all their energy out.

zeke: you very much are. in fact, are you sure you're not like 8 or smth? you wish you could be the boss of something. go take a time out just for that weak try.

zeke: dunno what's more adorable? you thinkin' you'd win or you thinkin' a poll on twitter or instagram matters? facts is facts and you out here big lyin', sis.

madi: you know what? i don't want to be team zeke anyway. that just sounds like a boring and sad time. you're Annoying. you don't have to understand it?? we all have shit we don't like/are afraid of.

madi: well i feel like i should be able to do everything??? that's what moms do. or it's at least what moms should do. idk. but thaaaanks. i appreciate it. and i'm sure they'll have a lot of fun using you as a jungle gym like usual LMAO.

madi: i am not ??? a time out ??? what tf you gonna try and ground me next LMAO. i swear imma show this to anyone who tells me they wish they had "protective older brothers" bc yall annoying & be actin stricter than parents smfh

madi: i would definitely win and you know it and you're just saying it doesn't matter bc you want me to think you don't care when you do :D :D :D

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misshamiltonxo​:

noa sent a smile in madi’s direction as she watched her make her way downstairs. she could see how exhausted her friend was and so was the little one. noa could see that both of them had little sleep and she was hoping that this gel would help. “you’re so welcome. you know i’m always here for you” she said looking at the other. despite the girl no longer being with the other’s brother didn’t mean she wouldn’t still be there for her.  “let me take her, ill give her the gel and you go and take a nap okay. you need a rest. i’ll make sure she gets a sleep too” noa said as she gave her a little side hug. 

“aw, that means so much to me. i’m here for you too, whenever you need. us moms gotta stick together,” she smiled. madi would be so lost if she didn’t have the village of moms she had supporting her. she leaned on them countless times and would always return the favor when they needed her. madi pressed a kiss to georgia’s head before she passed her over to noa. “you don’t have to do all that. i’ll get some sleep at some point tonight,” she chuckled. “just brining the gel is more than enough help, trust me.”

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sent to ━━ goldi aka the child

zeke: that's not gonna help your case, you're always sus but anyway. of course it's not a fun time, but you can only try until you find something that actually works. i do actually, but it's adorable you think i had any other option or that i was gonna side with you on that. she'll eventually stop? lmao. maybe. if it were a lion or a tiger, sure, but a house cat? goldi, i'm just tryna picture how the fuck you're afraid of a small ass cat?

zeke: alright, i'll swing by in a few to steal 'em. well, guess you gon' have to learn real quick how to ask cause i'm no mind reader. you're kiddin' yourself if you think i'm just taking em for 20 minutes tho. if i'm taking the babies, we're wildin' all the way out and 20 minutes ain't long enough for that.

zeke: how original. i'm not ya dad but yous is like 12, watch ya mouth.

zeke: now that's a boldface lie, but it's adorable you dreamin' big, sis.

madi: i am not sus?? ever?? fine. side with the three year old. i'll remember this when you want me to side with you on some shit your kids are doing. team zeke? idk her. LISTEN !!! you don't gotta understand it?? they are mean and evil and i am not a fan. end of.

madi: thank youuu. i try but i don't like feeling like i can't do everything. you know? fiiiine but if you're gonna keep em out all day can you also make sure they're fed and either close to ready for bed or straight up fallin asleep? LMAO

madi: 🙄 im not twelve. you're not the boss of me, never have been and never will be. if anyones the boss in this family it's me 😇.

madi: it's not a lie. i'll do a poll on twitter AND instagram to prove it.

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sent to ━━ goldi aka the child

zeke: you sounded sus tho. that's good, glad to hear that. any time the babies are in pain and we can't get the right fix, it's a real heavy hit to the soul. i have to humor her, you know that, right? not only to pester you but because i'm her uncle and it's my literal job description. good for her, she's just getting into character. why are you afraid of cats? cats? ma'am. the fuck.

zeke: you need me to steal georgia away for a little bit so you can spend some quality time with morgan and isla? ease a little bit of your guilt and maybe give you a little bit of a break. i could steal all three of 'em away any time you need, you just gotta let me know. don't matter what's going down with me. babies come first always and needing a break is alright. better to take one than breakdown and be of no help to anyone in the long run?

zeke: children shouldn't be using bad words, gotta go wash ya mouth out with soap.

zeke: please, you think i can't outdeny those allegations? have you met me?

madi: my bad? i'll refrain from using extra letters from no on so i don't sound "sus". but yeah. it's not been a fun time and i'm just at a loss at what else i can do for her. you actually don't have to humor her. you can be on my side and tell her that cats a gross and scary. okay, can we not shame my phobia's?? yes cats. they're teeth are scary, their claws are scary. leave me alone.

madi: you don't even know how big of a help that would be, bub. i find it difficult to ask for help even when i really need it. i woudld even be grateful if you just took them for twenty minutes so i can take a shower LMAO

madi: you're not my dad (read in the voice of that kid from that one vine) and im not a child???

madi: people like me more than you.

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misshamiltonxo​:

noa knew exactly what it was like when your little one was teething and the lenghts that you go to, to try and make them feel better and when nothing is working its the worst feeling. when the girl got madi’s text she knew that she had a gel that would hopefully work for the little one. noa grabbed her things, the bongela before heading out the door. zeke had taken ten for the afternoon, so it gave her time to go see madi. she had texted zeke letting him know that she had gone to his sisters to help before driving over to the other’s. it didn’t take her long before she pulled into the driveway. the girl grabbed her things before she headed into the house. “hey mads, its me” the girl called out as she shut the front door behind her.  @xwildflcwer​

madi was past the point of exhaustion and she could tell georgia was too. the baby had seemingly been crying nonstop and it was just breaking madi’s heart. she hated that her baby was in pain and unhappy. she usually hated asking for help, but she was desperate. thankfully, noa responded and was coming over to help her out. she had gotten morgan and isla down for a nap and was trying to get georgia to fall asleep too. hopefully, the gel noa was bringing would help her feel better enough to get some rest. when she heard the door open, madi made her way down stairs, cradling the baby on her chest. “hi, you are an absoulute lifesaver. i’ve tried everything and she’s still just so miserable.”

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sent to ━━ goldi aka the child

zeke: that was super believable when you added the extra "oo" to good. hate to hear that any of my little royals have been miserable. how's she doing right now? i totally believe that morgan is actually a cat, how could she not be? don't doubt her like that. i'm eager to hear all about her new friend bob lmao

zeke: that don't sound good. what's up? what's going on in ya weird headspace? not that i think you ever been in a normal mindset, sleep or no sleep.

zeke: as if. i can't believe you'd ever insinuate that i would be /nice/ to you? or "getting soft" i'll throw hands right here right now

zeke: no problem but don't get all mushy on me now. i might have to screenshot that and tell the world you love me.

madi: i mean, they are good tho?? lol. she's sleeping finally. it's been hard seeing her so unhappy and in pain and not being able to do anything bc nothing has been working :/. omg please don't humor her she's been trying to eat her food on the floor all week and she's been meowing all the time. i'd just get her a cat but i'm kind of afraid of cats??

madi: idk i guess i've just been dealing with some mom guilt? georgia's been where the majority of my focus has been all week and it kills me to think that morgan and isla are upset by that?? and i'm just stretched so thin right now and i feel like i'm two seconds from a breakdown??

madi: riiight. my bad. ur forever a hardass.

madi: please. do you know how many screenshots i have of you telling me you love me???

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imessage // noa

noa: truly is but i wouldn't change it for the world

noa: oh yeah, they work too. this might just help some more

noa: you're welcome. i can be over in say 20 minutes?

noa: i feel like its been forever since we have seen one another

madi: i wouldn't either :)

madi: i'm willing to try anything at this point

madi: that works ! doors unlocked so just let yourself in

madi: i know omg. i feel like i'm just constantly busy. going from two to three kids was a lot harder than i anticipated

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sent to ━━ goldi aka the child

zeke: first and foremost... how are my favorite little royals doing? creating chaos? having a good ass time? perfect. love that for them.

zeke: second, i figured i'd check in on ya kiddo, it's been a minute since i've had the chance to bother you for a change

zeke: and i miss getting on your nerves almost as much as i miss the babies

madi: they're gooood. georgia's teething and that's been a little bit of a nightmare :'(, morgan has been insisting that's she's actually a cat, and isla has a new imaginary friend named bob and i'm sure she's eager to tell you all about him LMAO

madi: i'm...okay? i guess. idk. i've been in a weird headspace for a couple of days but i think it's probably from not being able to sleep?

madi: awww i think that may be the nicest thing you've ever said to me. are you gettin soft or something??

madi: but thanks for checking in on me. ily

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imessage // noa

noa: yeah totally get it

noa: its like a kind of gel and it helps with teething

noa: i've got a new tube of it here at home, i can bring it over?

noa: and i'm totally happy too

noa: plus i've missed you

madi: mom life is hard sometimes :|

madi: ooooh i've just been using teething rings and baby orajel and tylenol

madi: that would be so sweet of you

madi: i've missed you too

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imessage // noa

noa: omg what? is everything okay

noa: have you got some bonjela?

noa: i can come over if you like? give you a little break?

madi: yeah everything's fine im just stressting

madi: i've never even heard of that LMAO

madi: you don't have to do thaaaat omg