wolfsscar

so basically fml

[segamascott]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

[anxietyproblem]

[homunculus-argument]

I like how universal of a human experience it is when somebody gets caught doing something they are Not Allowed To Do, but the person who caught them is only like one step above in the authority ladder, and instead of confiscating the means of Prohibited Activity and/or ensuing that the culprit faces appropriate penalty for it, they'll just go "ok look we both know you're not allowed to do that, and I'm not allowed to let you do that, but I think that's a stupid-ass rule and I can't be fucked to enforce it. So how about you keep a low enough profile that I can plausibly deny that I knew you were doing that if someone else catches you, and I'll pretend I didn't see anything. Also we never had this conversation. Shoo."

[zinjanthropusboisei]

There are some specific-ass subreddits and cookiecutters in this world

[anxietyproblem]

[cockworkangels]

wow this is too intimate to share with my close friends or family let me put this on my tumblr blog for hundreds of strangers to see

[charlesoberonn]

The wise man, when caught naked in public, covers not his junk but his face.

[depsidase]

[thememedaddy]

[guerrillatech]

[guerrillatech]

[amateur-climber-pro-shitposter]

Their mock election was so realistic the school even played the role of the CIA

[mutualmango]

your caption is doing numbers on copy-paste twitter

[amateur-climber-pro-shitposter]

Oof

[amateur-climber-pro-shitposter]

They stole my labor for profit. They did a capitalism to me on a communism meme. I can't decide if that's hilarious or infuriating.

[theconcealedweapon]

[guerrillatech]

[anxietyproblem]

[lxcke]

THE SWIMMING PIC HAS ME SOBBING 😭😭

[everythingfox]

Give them a raise

[alefalf]

has someone done this yet

[tim-stroker]

The second amendment right was originally proposed by James Madison to allow the creation of civilian forces that can act against a tyrannical federal government, its not just us having guns. It’s specifically us having guns and using them to protect ourselves from a tyrannical government.

We’re just finally using it for its intended purpose.

[anxietyproblem]