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Be stealthful as the night and deadly as the dead Status: good enough M!A: None/accepting Tracktag: xxsm0kexx //semi-crack blog for Smoke from MK//

[memeasaurus-promptus]

Send “Hot or Not?” + 1 thing and my muse will admit if they think it’s hot- or if it’s not!

Can be a person, an activity, a personality trait, a suggestion, anything! Can be SFW or NSFW!

[xx-sm0ke-xx]

s-p-i-r-i-t-world‌:

“Of course we Elder Gods eat this afternoon me and Shinnok are going to beg mother to take us to this place called McDonalds.” 

[s-p-i-r-i-t-world]

“People of Earthrealm I have a serious question for me and the other Elder Gods… Is this Ramen food I’ve heard about a soup or a stew? It’s very important that I know this answer.”

[xx-sm0ke-xx]

“It’s a soup who the hell is calling it a stew.” 

[s-p-i-r-i-t-world]

“Some Earthrealmer’s call it a stew which caused a debate upon us Elder Gods. Are you sure it is a soup though? Me, Shinnok and my mother think it’s a stew.”

[xx-sm0ke-xx]

“Well because it has a broth and I don’t think you elder gods are qualified to talk for about food have you don’t eat!” 

[s-p-i-r-i-t-world]

“People of Earthrealm I have a serious question for me and the other Elder Gods… Is this Ramen food I’ve heard about a soup or a stew? It’s very important that I know this answer.”

[xx-sm0ke-xx]

“It’s a soup who the hell is calling it a stew.” 

[xx-sm0ke-xx]

“LET’S MCFREAKING LOSE IT.”

“GET OUT OF YOUR MIND!” 

[shrxwdroyalty]

╳ vine meme starters

“AH! stop i could have dropped my croissant.”

“LET’S MCFREAKING LOSE IT.”

“wow.”

“and they were roommates!”

“oh my god they were roommates.”

“mothertrucker, dude. that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick.” 

“watch your profanity.”

“WHAT ARE THOSE?”

“they are my crocs!”

“i’m going to say it. i don’t care that you broke your elbow.”

“oh my god! I don’t give a fuck!”

“do you ever shut the fuck up?”

“roses are red, violets are blue. talk shit about me again and i’ll hit you with a shoe.”

“what the fuck is up ____? no what did you say?! what the fuck, dude? step the fuck up, ___!

“i have no soul. have a nice day!”

“i’ll kill you. i’ll kill you. not even worried about it.”

“shut the hell your mouth.”

“does it feel good?”

“bitch i hope the FUCK YOU DO. YOU’LL BE A DEAD SON OF A BITCH I TELL YOU THAT.”

“WHAT’S UP FUCKER.”

“Why do you have my phone?”

“‘CAUSE FUCK YOU THAT’S WHY.”

“those shoes look familiar.”

“how much money do you have?”

“i don’t have enough money for chicken nuggets!”

“saw you hanging out with ____.”

“____ it’s not what you think!”

“I WON’T HESITATE BITCH.”

“i do NOT kill people.”

“HEY WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO DRIVE?”

“I spilled lipstick in your Valentino Bag.”

“the ice is slippery.” 

“and two shots of vodka.”

“fuckin’ hell.”

“are those helium balloons?”

“Aw fuck, I can’t believe you’ve done this!”

“If you want to come over and fight, then fight me.”

“do you remember the time i liked you? no? good because it never happened!”

“I sneezed! I’m not allowed to sneeze now?”

“you’ll never have her/him/them.”

“and why is that?”

“because i love you.”

“would you like to dance with me?”

“go fuck yourself.”

“why don’t anyone dance with me?”

“because i want to fuck you!”

“go back to sleep and starve.”

“i can see your bra strap.”

“THEY’RE FOLLOWING ME!”

“what are you doing?”

“i’m not smoking crack!”

“don’t lie to me.”

“alright i am smoking crack.”

“well, that was easy.”

“because i don’t want to.”

“that’s an off topic question.”

“you have been stopped.”

“what did they do?”

“THEY FUCKING PUSHED ME.”

“so i’m there, barbecue sauce on my titties…”

[kurokkii]

“Where there is smoke there is fire!”

[shirai-ryu-assxssin]

@enenraed

[arosu-sama]

Send me ‘I want the K’ in the inbox and I’ll generate a number

Version 2! Original post is unavailable, sorry about that!

Me and input-command have collaborated and decided to make the meme bigger, more fun and crazy. We think we made it more complete and random than it was before. Happy drawing or whatever you’ll do with it! :D

Use https://www.random.org/ to generate a number!

1: Hot, Steamy kiss

2: Cheek Kiss

3: Nose Kiss

4: Forehead Kiss

5: Firm Kiss

6: Gentle Peck

7: Romantic Kiss

8: Eyelid Kiss

9: Jawline Kiss

10: Neck Kiss

11: Collarbone Kiss

12: Chest Kiss

13: Stomach Kiss

14: Kiss Along the Hips

15: Back Kiss

16: Upside-Down Kiss

17: Goofy Kiss

18: Underwater Kiss

19: Forceful Kiss

20: ULTRA Forceful Kiss

21: Kiss in the Rain

22: Butt Kiss

23: Uppercut “Kiss”

24: Disgusted Kiss

25: Nose kiss lvl 2 - grab it with your mouth

26: Pocky/Spaghetti Kiss

27: Sub Sandwich Kiss

28: Hair Kiss

29: Ear Kiss

30: Accidental Kiss

31: RAGE Kiss

32: Wedding Kiss (let the ship sail)

33: Awkward Kiss

34: Inexperienced Kiss

35: Death Kiss

36: Kiss with explosions in the background

37: Anime Kiss

38: Greeting Kisses

39: Animal kiss

40: A Lot Of Kisses

41: Naughty Kiss

42: Potato Kiss

43: Kiss on the tongue

44: Then there’s tongue

[bladememes]

Send me  🔥 + a word and I will write a NSFW headcanon for my muse.

[xx-sm0ke-xx]

Smash or Pass Jade

“While Jade is quite stunning, I would have to pass.” 

[xx-sm0ke-xx]

@s-p-i-r-i-t-world

[xx-sm0ke-xx]

"You're banned from my Minecraft server." - Cetrion.

“Come on, I promise I’ll be on my best behavior and not burn down your house again.” 

[xx-sm0ke-xx]

Smash or Pass Kuai Liang

Red dusts Smoke cheek and he coughs into his elbow.

“Smash.” He says a little too quietly.

[xx-sm0ke-xx]

Smash Or Pass Reptile

“Pass, 100% pass.” 

[xx-sm0ke-xx]

Smash or Pass Cage and Rain?

“Pass on Cage and Smash Rain.” 

[libraryofmemes]

Send me “Smash or Pass” + a name and my muse will answer with 100% honesty.

[xx-sm0ke-xx]

✒ Smoke has considered being a stripper at one point

Send me “✒  + a headcanon “  and I’ll tell you if I approve it or not