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[bidonica]

there are notps and there are whytps. You aren't even annoyed by the ship you're just baffled that particular combination of characters has shooters

[aphractal2]

light goes green and your dog goes sprinting off

im gonna make a whole Cerberus post now

[emotwinksupreme]

The wizard's curse

[milquetoaast]

source

[yanguang]

[xoxobaphomet]

[coffeenonsense]

apparently the director of the no fucking til marriage movie is like "it's not the sex purge movie, that's not what it's about" but my guy I'm sorry you made the sex purge movie. that's what you did. like describe it however you want but conceptually the film is about a nation wide sex fest on the one day a year fucking is permitted by the state, that's a sex purge. the film can be about a wholesome romance happening during the sex purge but it is definitely the sex purge.

[coffeenonsense]

Wait ok so vanity fair just came out with an article describing the rules of the sex purge & apparently it's enforced bc the us government literally chipped its citizens like dogs with biomoniters that glow green when you're allowed to fuck. what in the conservative vanilla hell 😂😂😂

also apparently queer people in this universe just said "no thanks" when it came to this ban which is kind of based actually:

[what-even-is-thiss]

My first thought personally would be to try a big magnet on the scanner to mess with it.

I don’t even like sex very much but I still don’t need them spying on my business. Big magnet.

There’s probably also some local tech furry you can call to deactivate that thing and The Straights are too proud to ask the fursuit guy for help.

[goodchild]

[ezzakennebba]

“my happiness comes from the kindness of those around me.” 🍙

[vincentpriceofficial]

the phrase "a matter unrelated to the revolution" pops into my head so often

[vincentpriceofficial]

#why did you break mutuals w that person? a matter completely unrelated to the revolution

sorry i just realized this post is like ungoogle-ably niche. this is the phrase robespierre used in his privates notes of dirt on his political rival danton when he said danton accused their mutual friend and colleague camille desmoulins of (paraphrased) "a private and shameful vice, but a matter completely unrelated to the revolution" (the point being danton is an asshole bc he was talking shit about his good friend behind his back). seared into my brain of course bc this is the single shred of primary evidence from which hilary mantel wove her beautiful webs of bisexual psychosexual depravity

[johannestevans]

horniest battle moments:

- taking your ally's weapon out of their scabard to use yourself

- using someone else's shoulder as a rifle stand

- nudging someone's chin up with the tip of your weapon

- freezing with your blades against one another's throats, breathing into each other's mouths

[heyvamin]

a big part of who i am is who i am not anymore

[chickensnack]

TUESDAY AGAIN NO PROBLEM

[seidkonaz]

the ecstatic world of xochiquetzal, tino rodriguez & virgo paraiso

[depsidase]

[fascinationstreetmp3]

[64mpg]

ads targeted to women: omg you are thirtyyyy. kill yourself

[flannelgirlfriend]

I love this post so much my friend put it on my 30th birthday cake

[rainbow-femme]

Bro they got geep in Ohio