still against the new policy but people making post about the nsfw purge with that tf2 gif with medic saying “we all have three days to live” is the funniest thing
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here’s the one for the last day <3 @yazzdonut
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still against the new policy but people making post about the nsfw purge with that tf2 gif with medic saying “we all have three days to live” is the funniest thing
@yazzdonut
here’s the one for the last day <3 @yazzdonut
@carthages-finest
This video was recently sent to me by a close friend of mine. It was sent to her on snapchat by a friend exploring an abandoned hospital in South Carolina, where she captured something strange occurring in a fourth floor window. I was super excited that this was caught on camera and got permission to share the footage here. You can check out the rest of Mikhail’s video of the South Carolina State Hospital and other urban exploration videos on her channel here.
"This could end up being one of those little oddities and mysteries of our careers that 40 years from now, we’ll be retired and still questioning quite how this happened," one monk seal expert said.
This has nothing to do with anything but it’s the greatest headline I’ve ever seen
This article is amazing
I’d put my favourite quotes from the article up, but it’s the whole dang article.
“It’s just so shocking,” Claire Simeone, a veterinarian and monk seal expert based in Hawaii, told The Washington Post on Thursday. “It’s an animal that has another animal stuck up its nose.”
if i ever met pikachu, i would shake his little paw and be like “im a big fan of your work”
and he’d b like “pika!” and make the :3c face and i would b like “exactly”
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This gif is so appropriate in so many ways I love it so much!
I picked up a worm, and it wrote something in my hand with a tiny pencil. Unfortunately it was too small to read. An autograph? A spell? An angry note?
@reanimateobjects I’ve decided to line up with their writing and whatever they wrote appear to be…. phallic. I don’t how to break the news with you, but, I think that worm drew a penis on your hand…. Congratulation?
Ooh! Thank you for this valuable contribution to the field of worm linguistics and/or art. It is still unclear to me if it’s meant as a rude message to me, if it’s just putting its tag there, or something else. Further research is needed!
I think the idea of it being a penis is anthropomorphism. I mean, the worm doesn’t have a penis itself, nor proper eyes with which to see one. No, I’m afraid this is something far more interesting: a self-portrait. You have been touched by an aesthetic annelid, and now your life will never be the same.
Now I will forever try to communicate with all the worms I find, but I worry that I’ll never meet this one again.
My name is Werm I liv in ground And thru the darck I skwirm around
The peepl tell me All the tym I’m farr too yuck With too much slym
But I think Werm Is gud to be. I find a styck
I draw a me
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*epidemic of porn bots breaks out due to tumblr’s own negligence*
tumblr staff: We will fix it (:
If this ain’t the tea, tho.
Yet pornbots still exist
It only got 50% of the porn bots. And 50% legit users.
A perfect balance of bullshit and fucking bull shit.
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honestly if tumblr does die like a good 75% of twitter users are screwed cause they’ve been ripping off posts from here and blocking everyone who calls them out
They copypasted this to twitter too lmfao
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they didn’t give steve the beard and the stealth suit at the same time because they knew he would be too powerful