superfast baby from the future

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[celebrinienjoyer]

i need to show you all something that made me crylaugh last night. just fucking look at them.

[yokowan]

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[wizardshark]

FUCK I'M SORRY

[starrz-n-waffl3-fries]

?? I'm sorry why did you make that noise my bad man 😭😭😭

[watermelonolemretaw]

•n•

[wulfhalls]

forever grateful i was simply too lazy to let the makeup industrial complex get its hooks in me. I was just like im not doing all of that. in fact. im doing none of that

[cumaeansibyl]

yeah I have political reasons for it now but my original and still most powerful reason is "I am not getting out of this bed one single second before I have to"

[aromanticduck]

[cia-o]

felt ok but then remembered

[pyupa]

Woah mama

[b0nkcreat]

i'm your only friend (realizes that's statistically unlikely) i'm not your only friend (considers my positive qualities) but i'm a little glowing friend (suddenly gets cold feet) but really i'm not actually your friend (remembers to be confident in relationships) but i am

[70sscifiart]

Hisashi Saito, 1980

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up

You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid

[whyenn-reader]

[carbon-ate]

[transjester64]

Adding this from the comments...

[m-has-a-blog]

Lovely sentiment but the way it’s worded sounds like this dude got fucking killed during a little league game

[hexjulia]

so hard not to become the most annoying person on earth if you're a little excitable and just learned a little about a topic literally no one around you has any interest in

[sleepy-bebby]

He was a sk8r boi

He said, "See you later, boy"

[mystrothedefender]

[porcelain-rob0t]

the european mind cannot comprehend the 48 oz dunkin bucket

[porcelain-rob0t]

fwuaty-ate ounceza cawffee

[formlab]

Matt Calderwood

[cipheramnesia]

Is he okay?

[transarsonist]

No, abstracted and killed

[csny]

lesbian of victory. and yea. it’s a animal

[tlirsgender]

Rewatched x-men (2000) and can I just say magneto's plan (turning all those politicians into mutants) was objectively hilarious. Like can you imagine. Somebody's firing the transgenderization beam into congress

[depsidase]