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@xxharley101xx
happy 20 year anniversary of Neil banging out the tunes!
though every rat is special, it's a wonderful and unusual thing for their accomplishments to be remembered and cherished by so many people so many years later. we're all so fortunate to know about the rat who banged out the tunes!
thank you to all the people who sent me reference photos of their beloved rats for this piece!!! credits under the cut!
ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
FETCH ME NEIL
HAPPY BIG TWENTY NEIL
hey do you have a tumblr
no sorry
why does it take SO much energy to keep your house only sort of clean
I’m obsessed with my 19 year old coworker. I was telling him about how my crashout divorced dad got a sugar mommy by going to random churches and having screaming sobbing breakdowns in the pews until a random rich christian widow was like ‘I can fix him’. And he went ‘yo thats tech. The meta is changing.’
Me and U(FO) 👽🐄
i think i'll watch gay porn tonight and touch my personal penis. every day is a gift you can give to youreself....
My grandfather was like “all countries have the pledge of allegiance recited by children at school” and I was like “no?” And he asked my aunt who is from Japan and she was like “I mean at graduations and stuff but not often” and he was like “I’m sure other places do it to” so please in the tags comment what country you’re from (or continent if you’d rather not say the country) and if you have the pledge of allegiance in elementary schools.
In the mood to be the last of a specific type of sorcerer in a fantasy setting who holds absolute mastery over a rare art passed down through my family simply bc no one else has any interest in it whatsoever.
Travelers pass through my woods and hear tell of how good I am at teaching intricate tap dance routines to grouse. This absolutely will not aid them in their quest. They’re just here bc it’d be weird to pass by the grouse tap dance witch and not like. At least see what the hype’s about
Even heroines, prophecied chosen ones, and champions of the people need a the heroes journey equivalant of a giant ball of yarn in some random town along Eoute 66.
High fantasy settings don’t have Tourist Traps and they SHOULD
kind of a milf. reblog
hello?
“hes just some guy” have you SEEN his boobs?????
this was so wild
Someone explain
The first sentence says 32 and 13 implying that the speaker is 32 years old and their girlfriend is 13 years old, which is both highly inappropriate and illegal. The next sentence reveals the speaker was talking about their game levels, not their ages, which is perfectly okay.
In their reply to the audience they then say they are picking her up from middle school, again implying that their girlfriend is underage, but quickly state she’s grading papers letting us know she’s a teacher, definitely an adult, and there no reason to be upset.
The rollercoaster gif portrays how switching from upset and worried to relieved in such a short period of time feels emotionally.
The next meme shows the guy panicking from misunderstanding, then feeling relieved and calm realizing the truth, only to panic over the next misunderstanding and then calm again when hearing the end.
the above explanation is followed by a picture of data from star trek with a speech bubble's tail coming out of him, implying he's the one saying all of that, which is humerous because the above text is written in a style similar to his speech patterns, and with a subject matter he would enjoy
This is the worst website ever and I love it.
a few minutes ago. i was thinking abt men's tits. And now? Im thinking abt minecraft. In a few minutes who knows. the human mind? Its a fuckign adventure babey
yeah it was men's tits again.
There’s discovering that you have a kink as in learning something new about yourself, and there’s discovering that you have a kink as in you always knew you were into it, but you didn’t realise it was a kink because you honestly thought everybody was into it, and of the two, the second one is much, much funnier.
It’s like the boner-based equivalent of folks with undiagnosed food allergies going “I just thought bananas were supposed to be spicy”.
Please… you CANNOT HIDE THIS IN THE TAGS
I have to add these tags
