GAY, UGLY, AND HARD TO UNDERSTAND

Joan. She-fag. Mind my swagger.

[jame7t]

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

[jame7t]

not me though. im girl with tanktop

[flockdog]

she loves to listen

[temitoka]

got too drunk last night and granted someone a boon

[asimplepotato]

I won't lie kitten, mommy had to sell the fantabulous flying machine. and the top hat with the gears too

[kosmogrl]

[deadelated]

Drunk as hell flying a zeppelin because it doesn't count as operating heavy machinery

[contemptible-scoundrel]

I say old chap that airship is flying dreadfully close to the- OH DEAR SPROCKETS!!!!!

[dogpuppy]

[castlerobin]

Shouldn't you be making a marvellous invention

[playwolves]

an early twenties girl asked if she could vape in my car and i said no and she was like 'wow.. thank you for communicating and being honest...'

[aflo]

an early twenties girl asked if she could smoke pipe tobacco in my model T and I said yes and she was like 'you're a cool cat babydoll' and hit the charleston real smooth

[adequately]

ハート

[threedollarsdotcom]

girls nighttt! throwing my lance at the darts board

[contemptible-scoundrel]

norbert, the aggrieved

ever-jovial barnaby

the great archibald

shrewd percival

timid constantine

[spamtonhater1997]

NAME: shoe box MISSION: kill all life COMPETENCE: all of it SEED COUNT: 79 WEAPONS: blood gun (gun of blood power) COLOR: depends

[threedollarsdotcom]

you can make people really mad on here by killing their familty

[irondive]

back on the path of the wolf

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

realized i have started texting like mr darcy

[medievaljournalist]

all of our knights are wearing chainmail bikinis but its kind of hard to tell on account of the gambeson, cuirass, surcoat, etc