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I've had the same description for years and never changed it...Now I don't know what to change it to.

[ciarre]

the most muscular man in elyos (real)

[teathattast]

[77lllll]

[captioned-miscellaneous-videos]

“ I have had like three people recently tell me that I’m 13 even though I’m turning 20 in August. The first one was a waitress that gave me clam chowder. The second was a man on an airplane that gave me cranberry juice [rubbing paint roller on face] “ And the third was just now at Home Depot with my mom. And so we went into the line, and I was holding this big thing of plywood, and she was holding this tube, but the didn’t have a tag on it. So she was like, “ Oh I’m gonna go back to the shelf and get one with a tag on it. And he said, “ Oh.” And kinda looked at her like, ‘How are you gonna leave this infant here in line, alone.’ But he let her do it, and he said,”Okay,  I’ll guess I’ll wait to ring you up then.” And I said, “ Nope. I’ve got money.” And he looked at me like,“Wow you have money?” And I was like, “ Yeah.” So he pressed the cash button, and I said, “ No, I have a credit card.” He was like, “ How do you have a credit card? You’re so young! You’re like 13!” [driver seat begins to slowly descend backwards] I was like, “ Yeah. I got a credit card.”[emotionlessly] “ Wow. That’s so amazing that you have a credit card. That’s so crazy cuz you’re so young. Wow. A credit card. Wow.”

[Music playing faintly in background]

[hotvampireadjacent]

The power just died I was literally in the middle of canceling hello fresh their snipers got me

[hotvampireadjacent]

[tethered-heartstrings]

[cinturongazo]

i went to recreate it on the sims

the floorplan

exterior

realized i forgot to screenshot the other side of the room but you get the idea. not a participant of the tradition so i hope its accurate to what one would expect of the babygirlfying of old men room

right behind it is the kitchen, with all the utilities needed for a fast, quick meal made from scratch, dark colored for convience 😍

the abortion room, self explanatory

the vampire lounge, complete with a set of glasses but only murky red wines to drink

world's smallest recreation of the saw bathroom, and the autism room. it doesn't have windows on the floorplan so i took that as a soundproof room to relax in, or to blast the music as loud as you need. it can be redecorated up to the individual's taste. same does not apply to the saw bathroom

and outside, the werewolf transformation patio with all your werewolf will need for a successful night, and the hrt tea/cocktail garden

[kaijuno]

Not to slut shame but some of you could definitely be sluttier

[kaijuno]

I posted this on Facebook and a lot of like my parents middle aged friends commented saying shit like “I’m TRYING” so wholesome

[izzzzzzieeeeeeeee]

Oh cool, a bite-sized version of my favourite ice cream! But wait...what's this?

NEW AND EXCLUSIVE ALLERGENS?

[silver-tongues-blog]

Babe, wake up! new allergen just dropped!

[ukrainian-psycho]

I'm taking a bath with lights off and a lit scented candle, I thought it would be a nice relaxing experience but I feel like a draugr in a skyrim dungeon

[sombersquid]

[guerrillatech]

[tokoshi-deactivated20191031]

my therapist: so how are you doing today?

me:

[big-gay-mike]

Is your therapist washing you?

[honted]

used her hand sanitizer

[ruinedchildhood]

[dogencool]

If I’m gonna have to see and then report over a dozen porn bots every day can they at least give me like a daily grinding quest for it like it’s an MMO. Can I get some gold and a mediocre loot drop

[dailyquests]

REWARDS: 50 Gold, 50 EXP, Bot Horde Token (x5)

[piosplayhouse]

Lan Qiren really is the most tragic character of mdzs imagine taking care of your dearly beloved 2 nephews who are so good and attentive and the talk of the cultivation world and so successful that you are so proud of them even though the war took so much from them and then suddenly they both say uncle can I have a little rebellion and you say hmm I guess so long as it's just a little and it's not falling in love with an evil murderer the same way your father did. And then they both fall in love with evil murderers.

[vivienvalentino]

GINGER SNAPS 2000, dir John Fawcett

[adventures-in-poor-planning]

I hurt my back pretty reasonably at work today and unfortunately I couldn’t stop laughing because my first thought was “workplace injury barbie”

[adventures-in-poor-planning]

sorta like this

[sadclowncentral]

2023

1. COMMIT TO THE BIT

2. PARTAKE IN THE DIVINE ACT OF CREATION

3. LET THE SOFT ANIMAL THAT IS YOUR BODY LOVE WHAT IT LOVES

[scoobycool9]

For those who are like- huh… here’s a translation

1) Be funny/ continue the online joke: persona you are conveying ( Think Gorbachev)

2) Have sex/fuck someone ( It is specifying say straight sex but we can ignore that part on tumblr)

3) Partake in self care

[sadclowncentral]

STRAIGHT SEX? IM TALKING ABOUT MAKING THINGS WITH YOUR HANDS, RIVALING PROMETHEUS IN HIS IDEA TO BREATHE LIFE INTO CLAY. IM TALKING ABOUT TRANSFORMING YOUR BODY IN YOUR IMAGE TO MAKE IT TASTE SWEETER, LIKE WATER INTO WINE. IM TALKING ABOUT PICKING UP THE PIECES AND CREATING SOMETHING NEW, TO FINISH WHAT THE COWARD FRANKENSTEIN NEVER TRULY STARTED.

STRAIGHT SEX??????

[s-castillo]

let’s not leave out any of the unfettered rage

[isogashiro]

云梦双杰 (笑) v.s. 姑苏双璧 (盯)

[ep 10 / ep 25]