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what's your favorite of these sword-related actions/plot devices... 🎤
gifting someone a sword (especially as significant gesture e.g. betrothal gift)
drawing someone else's sword from the scabbard suddenly and without permission
using someone else's sword as a way to remember them after they've passed
you're not worthy of me drawing my sword/it's almost always left in the scabbard
sword with some measure of sentience e.g. ability to jostle/laugh/purr
emotionally significant "may I please borrow your sword" moment
plot-significant sword name change
there are of course one william possibilities and im sure ive left some good ones off... feel free to tell me abt some other good ones and their associated stories 👀
ohhhhh really really good ones from prev:
grabbing a blade with your bare hand to stop it
pushing yourself deeper onto a sword
mutual stabbing 🥰
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WIP grumpy Jin Ling! I have been meaning to do a piece based on JW Waterhouse’s Cleopatra. Originally it was going to be Jiang Cheng but with the gold and the dog statue there was no way the painting would be anyone but Jin Ling.
Might take longer than usual for me to finish, stayed tuned!
If you want prompts...wlw Drunk Lan Zhan?
I missed drawing img please feast your eyes on buff drunk LWJ who just wants to show off the love of her life!!!
Im so gay
not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally
what mutual is prev
my liege lord
my loyal knight
my wise wizard
my evil advisor
my brother in arms
my lady muse
my wild mermaid friend
my fellow alchemist
my dashing rapscallion
my monstrous foe
the fact that bingqiu canonically have extremely bad sex is just so so so good and funny
no other books exist
in other news, almost texted that image to my sister instead of a dog pic
Please feel free to share the petty reasons you think wangji would not like jgy because they sound hilarious
a) Lan Wangji is The Baby. Brother is paying Quite A Lot Of Attention to someone who is 1) not him 2) suspiciously younger-brother shaped 3) oh it's not like that well still
b) Jin Guangyao's whole thing is being polite and ingratiating in a way that most people find very pleasant but I think Wangji Would Not. do not try to make me like you. i already don't. you're just doing this to suck up to xichen.
c) he is not only a Jin (sus) he actively strove to become a Jin. he could have not had everyone know he was Jin Guangshan's son, and not had to spend time being with and showing respect for Jin Guangshan, but he did it, on purpose. filial piety is one thing but At What Cost.
d) learning lots of different techniques when you could just obsessively perfect and memorize one technique? i mean..... sure......... if that's what works for you.............
e) stop making small gestures for my comfort when i'm forced to exist in a social space in your presence i do not like you
several taggers have pointed out the key CQL addition of f) stop flirt-bowing in front of my salad
Which OC has this hat?
the core of the fujo fantasy being the externality of the penis
for those who live in a day-to-day world of can’t-find-the-clit, i think there’s something really alluring about the visible immediacy of a hard cock. both in the sense of “the stark clarity of the boner as a barometer of want” (James Frankie Thomas, Idlewild) but also in the (portrayed) comparative ease of casual gay sex acts like frotting and handjobs. your desire is easily known and seen (in the dickprint) and it is easily quenched (with a quick wad of spit and a few pumps). compare this to the torture nexus of the average cisgender woman’s experience of heterosexual intercourse, and also to the less torturous but factual reality that satisfying sex (for anyone!) requires some amount of communication and trial/error. the fantasy is that your needs are immediately known and met without having to ask or direct. the fantasy is that the clit becomes unmissable and unignorable!!!
see also: extreme focus on precome/wetness, ass eating as literary pseudo-cunnilingus, the prostate as a literary pseudo-g-spot, the general glossing-over of bottom prep
gongyi xiao (pure of heart young man who risked his place in the sect by freeing shen yuan from what he assumed was a non-con situation) meets liu mingyan (filthy fujoshi who wrote non-con rpf of shen yuan)
gongyi xiao: and he was wearing luo binghe's robe when i returned...
liu mingyan writing this down: and then what
gongyi xiao: liu-shimei why are your eyes sparkling?
This would probably inspire Lmy to write a spin-off about (poor captured and sexually mistreated) Sqq being rescued by honorable gyx leading to a (not so) innocent thank you make-out and lots of tension. Only to end in lbh finding them and re-capturing and imprisoning his shizun to have his wicked, jealous way with him.
Gotta make sure that nobody can ever satisfy his shizun like he can. Maybe even putting gyx in the cuck chair to show him how he could never make shizun moan like lbh can (only to drive himself insane with jealousy because nobody but him deserves to look at that skin or to listen to those bitten back moans or smell… ehem)
Lmy got a bestseller incoming. All the fangirlies (including tlj) will rip each other to pieces debating if pure honorable gyx deserved to get some (or get in on that action) or not. There will be bingqiuxiao shippers.
Lbh will try burning all of it.
I’m so lost in all the new extras and revisions, can someone summarise what’s going on lol
don't be a stranger to your own heart / early morning confession in the garden
why’d he say it so happily
can i interest you in some fenglian
I bet those post-canon heavenly meetings are.... interesting.
Xie Lian shows up reeking of ghost qi, Pei Ming is amused but Mu Qing and Feng Xin sure aren't, poor Ling Wen is still paying for her crimes, Quan Yizhen is NOT paying attention, Yin Yu reformed recently and has a bad feeling. Plus the absentees Lang Qianqiu who overslept and Yushi Guang who is living her best life and still doesn't bother showing up.