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An Ongoing Daily List of Good Shit Because I'm Tired of All The Corona Talk:

Australia is no longer on fire

U-Haul is offering free 30 day storage for displaced college students and discounted rates on moving services

The second person in the world was just cured of HIV!

There's going to be a new Dr. Seuss book this fall, published from a manuscript he wrote that was discovered 21 years after his death

Student loan payments are being halted with no interest until the pandemic clears

A zoo in Indiana recently announced the birth of two Chacoan Peccaries, an animal that is currently endangered (and also adorable)

On that train, two cheetah cubs were recently born in an Ohio zoo via vitro fertilization, which could seriously boost efforts to help endangered species survive

One more about animals - a komodo dragon in a Tennessee zoo just gave birth without male involvement! Which isn't something new, but it is rare and cool.

The state of Virginia has banned conversion therapy for minors recently, and is the first Southern state to do so

Scotland has created the worlds first Carbon Positive Gin made from peas instead of wheat, which reduces the carbon footprint created by normal gin making. Without wheat....it might also be a gluten free alternative (not certain on that one, you'd have to reach out to the creators). You can buy it here

The worlds first 3D printed houses were just created in Mexico, with the hopes to combat homelessness. They are designed to withstand seismic activity and come with two bedrooms, a living room, kitchen, and bathroom.

Disneyland is donating all acceptable food to food banks in Orange County during their closure

The Olympic Games are hoping to become "climate positive" by the year 2030, and by next year they plan to start planting an "Olympic Forest" in Africa in an effort to combat desertification

Hopefully I can add more day to day, but even the small stuff makes you smile sometimes. Yesterday at my coffee shop, a woman tipped me five dollars because, and I quote, "Just because there's a virus doesn't mean I can't tip you for my coffee."

The small shit matters as much as the big shit. Good luck, try to look at the good and also try and DO some good, and wash your hands.

pftones3482

Today's list (3/15/2020):

Cleveland Clinic has found a way to make the Corona Virus test go from a 5+ day waiting time for results down to 8 hours, which helps speed up treatment and quarantine and slows the spread of the virus

You've definitely heard about this one, but citizens in Italy (including famous opera singers) have been singing with and playing music with each other during their quarantine

Hundreds of local restaurants (and some chain restaurants) are offering free meals for kids who rely on school lunches as their primary source of nutrition.

On this note, hundreds of teachers across the country are pulling from their pantries to make their less fortunate kids care packages (I know, they shouldn't have to, but they are, so let's celebrate the kindness)

Students of a school in Pembroke got together for the 13th year in a row to shave their heads for cancer research, earning more than 100,000 dollars

Feel free to add your own personal ones!

pftones3482

Day 3 (3/16/2020):

Woolworths has dedicated a set period of time for letting only elderly clients shop so they can stock up on supplies with less risk of catching covid19

A customer at a bar in Columbus tipped the staff $2500 on a $30 bill because of the shutdown of in house service for all bars and restaurants in Ohio, which will severely impact servers wages and tips

The last patient with Ebola in the Democratic Republic of the Congo was just released with a full bill of health

Scholastic is offering free courses for kids stuck at home during school closings

Reporters Without Borders have opened an uncensored library.....in MINECRAFT. In countries where a lot of books or articles are banned, Minecraft is still available, and they have made these books and articles readable through the platform. You can download it here

Today is National Panda Day!!!!! Here's a picture of a Floof Panda looking wistfully to their left:

Michael Symon is hosting free online cooking videos during the Corona Virus on Facebook

Ballet Nova Center for Dance is live streaming classes for all levels (beginner adult included!) on Facebook for the next week for anyone who might be interested in learning

Uber Eats is waiving the delivery fee for all local businesses so that you can keep supporting your mom and pop shops without risking getting sick or getting others sick. They're also offering contactless deliveries, giving affected drivers financial aid, and are donating meals to first responders and healthcare workers in the US and Canada

Its a struggle y'all, but there's good shit happening out there. Keep trucking, tip your delivery drivers and servers because they're making nothing now, and stay inside unless you absolutely can't. And please remember to wash your hands.

(Image ID: Black and white photo of Fred Rogers smiling. Quote reads: "When I was a boy and I would see scary things in the news, my mother would say to me, 'Look for the helpers. You will always find people who are helping.'" End ID)

theirroyalbiness

I’d like to add: Canada is looking to propose a nation wide ban on conversion therapy as well! :)

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When you remember the anti-vax movement

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tatsutahimet

I first reblogged this in January, and here my ass is in March 2020 self-quarantined at home.

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THIS POST DID NOT AGE WELL

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malfoy: why can't everything just be easy and simple

malfoy: why do i have to make choices

hermione: you know what doesn't have to make choices?

malfoy: what

hermione: ferrets

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tsukiyamas

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

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no one tell him

analyticalsenshi

Scheduling this to post on March 15 because it needs to happen.

cannon-fannon

March 15 again and here we go…

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xxshittytextpostsxx

I shall have my bestfriend tell you

pauleonotis

I don’t really have an explanation for this lmao. So without much context:

Draco in a Playboy bunny outfit. c:

@mothermalfoy <3

lmao what if I treated tumblr as if it's twt

there's literally just a 5 on my notifications even if I've opened all of it wth

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Pride Flag Guitar Picks from OuterPeaceGear

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I stan

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night sluts

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they’re called vampires

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Hurting you is suicide

Part 3

!!Trigger warning!!

*mention of suicide

*self harm

Sirius POV

10 pm

I'm here in our dorm waiting for moony since always comes back late from the library, prongs and wormy insisted on staying in the common room for a while and wait till we're ok.

Everything's set up, chocolate cake, chocolate bars and I have a really long speech prepared if the gifts don't buy it. I sit here on the bed excited but nervous for moony to come back hoping we'll be ok again. It's only been 2 days since we broke up and I already miss him. His cuddles, his scent, his voice, his everything. Since we broke up he gets in the dorm half an hour later than usual so he'll be back when we're asleep. I know this of course, because I always wait for him, I just pretend to be asleep so he won't go.

I really really hope I get him back

11 pm

He's still not here, I'm getting worried but I push that thought away and kept waiting. I pace back and forth trying to calm myself down and ignoring the fact that moony isn't here yet.

I sit back down again after a couple minutes not willing to rest and I considered on going out to find remus if it's midnight and he's not here yet. I stare at my speech again that's written on parchment and look for mistakes to revise in order to make myself busy.

He'll come back, I know he will

12 am

prongs and wormy are probably asleep downstairs by now and I'm going to find moony, I'm gonna borrow james' cloak and set off to find him. I go inside the bathroom to fix myself up and there he is

the love of my life

the person I love the most

my world

my everything

cold, dead and lifeless on the floor with blood everywhere.

"NOOO! MOONY"

I shake his cold lifeless body

"YOU'RE AWAKE RIGHT?"

tears roll down my cheeks

"THIS IS JUST SOME SICK PRANK RIGHT?!"

I shake him more

"ALRIGHT YOU GOT ME, YOU WIN NOW STAND UP PLEASE"

The tears roll down from my face and into the pool of blood surroundinh him.

I'm shaking

shivering

he's gone

and I can't bring him back

I kept swearing under my breathe as I pull my hair in frustration, crying my eyes out, coughing.

Then I see a roll if parchment

I open it then read it

Dear Padfoot

I love you so much but I can't do this anymore. I can't keep waking up after the full moon seeing you bruised and wounded, knowing that I caused that. I promised I would never hurt you but those promises were broken, shattered because of the monster inside me. I don't deserve you, you gave everything to me while I'm just a burden. I'm just a monster that doesn't deserve anyone. You're already hurt because of your family and me adding to the pain just made me feel guilty and bad. I love you so much that I can't afford to hurt you in any way. I have a confession, those cuts on my arms? they're not fresh I cut myself every full moon to balance the hurt I burdened you with. It just wasn't enough. I'll cherish all the moments we were together, the happt anf the sad. Please don't cry when you see this I don't want you to hurt yourself either, you never wanted me disappointed right? so my only request from you is to not hurt yourself ok? I love you, I'll never hurt you again. Hurting you is suicide.

Love, Remus

~~~~

I'll keep this open ended because I'm evil heheheh it's up to your imagination to finish this, if you want I can make an alternative ending, maybe.

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Hurting you is suicide

Part 2

!!Trigger Warning!!

*self harm

Sirius POV

I kept staring at the door my... used-to-be boyfriend just walked out of, grief stricken.The love of my life, the person I love the most, the person who makes me happy and much more just... left me, walked away.

Merlin I never realised it would hurt this bloody much. I can still feel the tears rolling down my cheeks but I don't stop them. I start questioning myself

"was it my fault?"

"was I not good enough?"

"was I that bad?"

questions flooded my mind with no answer. I try to answer them myself but I drown in my own ocean of questions whenever a new wave passes by and I can't even get to the surface WHY?!

I needed answers, but most importantly I need moony back, I need MY moony back.

I walk out of the classroom and decided not to go find moony YET until I have a good enough plan. The wound is fresh, too fresh and I want to give it some air, let it bleed before forcing a bandage on it.

I walk to the next class early just sitting in my seat, thinking. When the classroom slowly started filling up, each one of my classmates who came in gave me a weird look for being early I can't blame them. James arrived and sat next to me.

"hey what happened?" he asked in a low voice, how did he notice something was wrong?

"huh what do you mean?" I ask jumping a little.

"You and moony aren't talking and you came in early today, that's weird." James says as I sigh.

"We kind of—er—uhm—broke... up" I say in an all sound tone. He pats my back ready to say something when the professor arrives and our conversation ended.

~~~~~

The day passed quickly and I'm longing for remus' hug, his laugh, his smile everything. I look around the common room, unfocused on my homework and catch a glance at remus reading a book. I didn't knos what to do as he noticed me staring at him. I gave him a warm smile as I didn't wanna say anything stupid. He smiled back which warmed my heart, merlin he has the most beautiful smile I've layed eyes on.

"Hey... so what are you gonna do about it pads?" James scoots over to me and asks me.

"I honestly don't know either, but I'm gonna get him back." I say, still staring at a very beautiful remus, reading.

"How are you gonna get him back without a plan pads?" James again asks me then a bulb in my mind ticked and I finally thought of an idea.

"I think I know what to do." I say enthusiastically.

~~~~~

Part 3?