Fire in my veins

Some chaoses are bigger than other chaoses. Welcome to the biggest of them all. Slytherin, ENTP, Brooklyn Nine-Nine enthusiast, book and music lover. Profound lover of Marvel and Tony Stark. Human paradox. Bisexual and proud. I now own a kitten (yay me) and will dm you pics of him if you want. HMU whenever you feel bored, I'm back full time now after a long hiatus.

[notquiteaghost]

re: that fucking staff post. obviously death to algorithms, but i also wanna interrogate the wider underlying assumptions of their logic there cuz. is 'success' having lots of followers & lots of popular posts??? why is that the end goal of using this website. i don't open tumblr to get attention from strangers, i open tumblr to read funny jokes and interesting commentary and to see cool art. encouraging clout-chasing will only increase user engagement if you successfully get people literally addicted to the associated dopamine hit. what if we didn't have to do that!!! what if a website could be a place you went to on purpose because you had fun there!!!!

[coughloop]

A little brown bunny was so kind and sweet it stretched its whole body out and got long enough to go to sleep

[memorycycle]

can u pls leave the discussions to the scholars

[antique-moonglade]

bnuuy

[e-102]

boy now????

[angelfagz]

boy NOW

[antique-moonglade]

fatass calico cats dancing

[dugaodna]

New City City

[dugaodna]

York York York

[dugaodna]

City New! New

[dugaodna]

City York City baby

[dugaodna]

She York on my City until I New!

[dugaodna]

New the City? I'm Yorking here!

[dugaodna]

Can I get a City York and York? You New the York, yessir

[dugaodna]

The New is right on the corner of City and York. New can't miss it

[dugaodna]

I think I'm York New. But bitch I'm City with that New!

[dugaodna]

I'm gonna take my York down the New City road I'm gonna Baby till i can't no more

[dugaodna]

CLEARLY. New don't own a York City

[dugaodna]

YorkBob NewPants lives in City Bottom

[dugaodna]

I'm already New York

[dugaodna]

I wanna York you like a NewCity

[dugaodna]

New Yorks on the City

[earhartsease]

Preloved York

[batsandboba]

just saw a single piece of paper drift past 50 feet in the air over buildings like a beautiful white bird

[beansfrombeans]

has anybody seen my pet piece of paper. his name is walter he is very fragile but very adventurous. i should never have left the window open in my tenth story apartment

[mintyproof]

is anyone else getting torture porn ads for gardenscapes

[mintyproof]

i just think that lady and her daughter(?) deserve a good day sometime. i could treat them right. i would pull the pins in the right order such as not to set their meagre house and few possessions on fire leaving them to die outside in the cold

[melynnwaters]

obviously you should download the app to save them yourself smile

[mintyproof]

wow you're right lynn :) i'm gonna download gardenscapes (app store / play store) and play for free right now

[mintyproof]

its an ok game !

[hungry-skeleton]

Died and came back cooler

[hungry-skeleton]

Died and came back an overall more enjoyable person

[hungry-skeleton]

Died and came back better at most things

[cockworkangels]

wow this is too intimate to share with my close friends or family let me put this on my tumblr blog for hundreds of strangers to see

[everythingstarstuff]

[lost-carcosa]

Oh look, it’s campus-police officer Lt. John Pike who pepper-sprayed peaceful protesters at University of California Davis.

And UCD reportedly payed $175,000 for this image to not appear when you search it on google:

[ladychurch-deactivated20200811]

Darn shame if this circulated…

[deedesria543]

So you mean to tell me that just by reblogging this I’m ruining an organizations plan, wasting them money, and uncovering some shitbag humans awful behaviour?

T R I P L E K I L L

[quasi-normalcy]

DEFINITELY don’t Lt. John Pike by the nickname “Sargeant Pepper”; I know he HATES that.

[feministism]

[wool-feathers]

@nunyo-bizznez with the truest tags I've ever seen

[antique-moonglade]

oh THAT'S why

[the-boobiest-wizards-deactivate]

HELP TWO FUNKY FRESH HIGHSCHOOLERS ON THEIR FINAL PROJECT THAT'S WORTH 200 POINTS (its just a survey)

So! For context, I’m in Honors English 10 and I’m doing a collaborative research project as part of my final exam. 

This project has only a few more weeks before I need to share my results with my class, and I need to collect data about various social media usage. 

The main point of the research is to explore a few questions about your social media presence/usage and how you feel about social media. 

Survey link can be found here

I promise it’s super easy and it’s mostly just asking what platforms for social media you use. It shouldn’t take more than maybe 5 minutes if you think about what we ask.

WE DON'T ASK FOR ANY PERSONAL INFORMATION--it's hosted on Google Forms.

Please Reblog this post! I kinda need as many people as possible to maybe respond to it!!

edit: took away some of the unnecessary tags due to complaints. my bad broskis 😳😳

edit 2: this was posted may 3, 2023 and will be closed on may 10th, 2023

[slavery]

when you unsuspectingly see your best friend at the store

[internalscorpio-deactivated2019]

why the fuck would this be my reaction

[slavery]

You must not have a best friend

[sabertoothwalrus]

there's an old post I think about all the fucking time and I've googled so many times but I can never find it. I remember it like this

this is my tumblr white whale

[left-hand-of-dorkness]

when the media uses phrases like “the union is demanding higher pay” they want you to think hey wait i wish i got paid better you’re telling me these whiny writers are refusing to work? i’m way worse off than them and i still go in to work every day!

they want you to stop there and stew in your resentment instead of following the logic forward to hey maybe if i had a union i would have better pay!

and they say stuff like “working conditions” for the same reason because they know it conjures the image of a sweatshop or something and you’re like well that’s absurd writers work in offices how bad could it be they don’t have “working conditions”

they want you to stop there and stew in your resentment because you also work in an office instead of thinking about what the word “conditions” means and whether you are allowed to take off work to be with your newborn child

don’t be fooled by this shit. don’t buy into the idea that people work in any field solely for the love of the game yes even when it’s a literal game (writers work on those too). work is work! money can be exchanged for goods and services!

[antique-moonglade]

THIS. The media will try their best to somehow make you feel bad about supporting a good cause. DO NOT LET THEM.

[hungry-skeleton]

MOM SAID IT'S MY TURN ON THE HYPERSPECIFIC POLL

Apart of a random meeting because you were just following everyone else

Haven't read a book in 2 or more years

Ate a live ant out of curiosity

Scared of chimpanzees

Used to think you could control the radio with your mind

Started a club in elementary school about protecting bugs from death

Drew pictures of your bully being eaten by dragons

Gave your classmates anti-fluoride propaganda because your mom believed it

None of these what

More then one (tags pls)

Voting ended onMay 12, 2023

[maximumsunshine]

My 15yo would like his cat to be internet famous. So. Y'all know what to do, yeah?!

Feel free to repost. He's hoping to see it in unexpected places!