[wolfuhboo]

how often do you get laid

daily

more than once a week

more than once a month

every few months

once or twice a year

never

Voting ended onMar 24, 2023

[127leilas]

SWEEEEEEEEEP

[bluecheer]

1958 catboy party game by willa morley

[photo-frier]

[goneturkdad-deactivated20191130]

[babygladiatorstudentviemarfefur1]

Join for FREE today and you could be having sex tonight!!

[funny-tik-toks]

[never-forget-viva-la-pluto]

This mans dedication to making sure there are individual background characters

[justlookatthosesausages]

I also love how he always make the "unsure person not comfortable around cameras who can't help but quickly give a glance to the camera every two seconds" thing even though he's clearly good at acting

[dankmemeuniversity]

[yorninghours]

yes i know youre miles away but its incredibly urgent that you come and give me a forehead kiss right now

[beradan]

ok folks

I don’t think I actually have to spell this out

but there will be no prophesying, speculating, speaking into existence, etc about next year

no “I feel really great about next year,” no “I’d love more time at home to work on my hobbies,” no “surely it can’t be any weirder than 2020,” nothing

[midwest-merman-deactivated20210]

[aqueerkettleofish]

One. More. Time.

[angryschnauzer]

[ameliepoulain]

tbh the fact that its almost 2022 is fine, like its fine whatever. the fact that 2012 was now a decade ago? life ruining. inconsolable etc etc

[baelonthebrave]

biologists will be like this is a very simplified diagram of a mammalian cell

chemists will be like this is a molecule

[blackwoolncrown]

okay but this is what the best render of a human cell looks like

They are not kidding

[normal-horoscopes]

We are full of so many fuckign guys

[dianapocalypse]

[dashcon]

How big is the ball pit area going to be?

I don’t know the exact dimensions right now, okay

[mayflame15]

[yo-its-matt]

world heritage post

[sufficientlylargen]

What’s not apparent from the Dashcon photographs is that the ball pit was more than eight hundred feet deep.

[captainkevinriley]

[zagreus]

if you aren’t a LITTLE grotesque and morbid, then what is the POINT?

[evilscientist3]

pros of robot girlfriend:

logitech pussy

alienware dick

cons of robot girlfriend:

none whatsoever

[onenicebugperday]

A great campaign from the Xerces Society to remind us not to clean up our yards too much in the fall!

Our little invertebrate friends need winter homes :)

Make your yard a haven for local wildlife!

More information about how leaf litter benefits wildlife here here.

Make a donation to the Xerces Society for Invertebrate Conservation here. They do great work, and I’ve been a monthly donor for a long while now.

Donate $57 and get this Leave the Leaves yard sign here!

Don’t feel obligated to donate, but spreading the word on tumblr or other social media using these graphics is super helpful!

[medievalthymes]

a list of current immortals

florence welch: probably like 200 BCE celtic queen

keeanu reeves: 1500 renaissance hoe

jeff goldblum: late 1800′s i would guess

harry styles: fairly new immortal, 1970′s 

lorde: 1920′s flapper era

hozier: man who even knows, rough estimate is like, 400 BCE

john mulaney: 1930′s/40′s, still bitter about the great depression probably and if he could put it in a bit with out being #exposed he would

paul rudd: newest to the immortal club, didn’t age past the 1990′s

[inthannon]

I feel like this list is forgetting Sir Patrick Stewart who I believe has not aged since 7000 BCE.. After all his twin brother was the Kennewick man..

[space-feminist]

as a self-appointed expert on Hozier, i would say that date is possibly accurate.  

many of Hozier’s songs reference being buried in the earth (In a Week, Work Song), and some are directly inspired by bog bodies (Like Real People Do, Run). two of the most famous Irish bog bodies, Old Croghan Man and Clonycavan Man, are dated between 392 and 175 BCE, and both are speculated to have been kings ritually sacrificed to the goddess of the land. in Take Me to Church, Hozier demonstrates a willingness to offer sacrifices to a goddess, and in Foreigner’s God, he thinks fondly upon the image of a pre-Christian Ireland (“when the land was God-less and free”). as well, Old Croghan Man is estimated to have been about 6′6, and Hozier is about 6′5. 

the only possible flaw in this theory is that in a Facebook Q&A (here at 5:28), Hozier says that he is over 3000 years old. 400 BCE only puts him at ~2400. it could be that after so many years he’s lost track of how many thousands, but another possibility is that he is more contemporaneous with an older bog body, the Cashel Man, also presumed to be a sacrificed king. that would put him closer to 4000 than 3000, but again, we could forgive an immortal for getting his millenia wrong.

in any case, it seems likely to me that Hozier is an ancient Irish king who was ritually sacrificed to the old gods, but somehow returned (possibly through intervention by said old gods) to give us music subtly hinting at his experiences.

[mythicalmessenger]

this hozier addition is frighteningly detailed and I’m here for it

[brightlotusmoon]

Thank you, cryptid Tumblr, for always having the best answers.

[tallahasseemp3]

honestly i’m tired of the debate about good lgbt rep/bad lgbt rep i want trash movies where people are gay and trans. like yes serious lgbt cinéma is great but i also want my junk food 

[tallahasseemp3]

like obviously if something is incredibly hateful then i won’t touch it with a ten-foot pole but when i watch lgbt media i’m not thinking “is this good representation™” the whole time i’m thinking i want to be entertained. lgbt media shouldn’t have to be super profound all the time i just want to see evil lesbians 

[vnusplanetoflove]

losercore girlcore sitting in her roomcore

[vnusplanetoflove]

obsessed with this tag