Byron Cruz

Ask me anythin :3 ill listen

[deadgiriwalking]

I laughed so hard I fell off my chair. (x)

[xyphi-blog]

have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone you can actually feel it driving you insane

[fedswatching]

pour one out to the neopets we left for dead

[wiigz]

Good Thing of the Day:

A woman tells her dad he’s going to be a granddad.

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0:24 i wanna cry 

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AWW OMG

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that  picture should be a guideline for how happy we should strive to be

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when you aren’t your best friend’s best friend

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*puts on lifejacket* i am ready for intercourse

[coordinatorkenny]

[player-offline]

Simple beginnings

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IS NO ONE GOING TO TALK ABOUT THIS EVER

I WOULD LIKE SOME ANSWERS

[kungfusnowqueen-deactivated2014]

well for starters his name was Paul

[mansionofmania]

[steven-del-rey]

~<3

[necromorph-slayinglovemachine]

If you’re ever sad just watch this video

[necromorph-slayinglovemachine]

I won’t let this die

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[hodgman]

As soon as I finish 9 more yacht rock songs, this will be my album cover. 

[voyagevisuelle]

This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).

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or you know this could be photoshopped

but idk

you tell me

[meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin]

this is alexandrias melon (wow)

it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)

it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds

it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.

its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true

[coolstoryrob]

This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.

The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.

It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.

This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.

[bestrooftalkever]

Patrickmelon

The taste of this melon will always surprise you.

[ninja-sex-tarp]

I’m fucking done with this site

[strangewiththepowertochange-blog]

You had the melon set to M for Mumbo when you need to set it to W for Watermelon.

[hip-hop-lifestyle]

[movedtojackhowarcl]

when u start lusting over someone but then realise you actually have a really big crush on them