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[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

[fairycosmos]

big life tips dont be neurodivergent dont be poor dont get in any sort of situation and dont let yourself need or crave

[fairycosmos]

not getting good reports back on your progress with this guys

[trashpocket]

and the wip is done! :3 (now back to work on comms)

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

[willgrahamscock]

let's stay out of the fandom tags with papa

[willgrahamscock]

let's learn to block people with mama

[pinnipetal]

It deeply saddens me that "pdf file" has become slang for pedo. Don't you dare disrespect my wife the beautiful portable document format ever again

[matialonsorphoto]

isn't it cruel how the summer fades?

instagram @matialonsor

[unpersoniverse]

has anyone done this yet

[stellar-jay]

achilles in hades:

eeesh 😬 advice? i don't know lad, this is a little above my pay grade. i mean, a hydra? i really just fought humans most of the time. a river once i guess. but that was a fluke. what im saying is you're doing things i could have NEVER done at your age ❤️ which also means i have no idea what advice to give you. what's important is that i love and support you always and believe in you.

odysseus in hades 2:

yeah basically if you stay in the bottom left corner of the map you should be good, there's less environmental damage you can take there but obviously if you're worried abt it, just triggering all the traps at the start of the fight never hurts. your build looks fine, i know everyone hypes up divine dash but tbh i don't think you need it for every run, it just helps to have. once you memorize the attack patterns the fight isnt that bad, pretty easy compared to the late game. here, have 100 dollars

[dreamu-draws]

Hey we saw you from across the glade and we really hate your vibe.

[ryuuna]

sibling tomfoolery

(tho using magic like that is not Hecate approved 😔)

[merikuro]

I find it hilarious that Hades 2 is releasing during bisexual week

[wizardarchetypes]

sometimes medical professionals say things that aren't even like, offensive, they're just astounding 2 me

a pharmacist was just giving me two vaccines & offered to do one in each arm and i said "well i'm a side-sleeper so i prefer one very tender arm instead of two sort of sore arms, so i can still sleep on one side."

and she looked at me like i said something super weird and she said "vaccines shouldn't make your arm sore."

??? ? ???? i thought she was joking but she wasn't. i'm trying to understand what reality this woman could have possibly just stepped out of to be a medical professional who administers vaccines and who thinks tenderness is a strange and unheard of side effect

like

[wizardarchetypes]

[bgm05]

People who live in big cities will say stuff like Well if youre bored why dont you take the public transportation to your local artisanal cheesemonger

[vinegarss]

really important lesson from Sailor Moon that a lot of people don't pick up on: if you know a girl who's lazy, whiny, immature, and wants to waste all her time playing video games--it might be because she's the reincarnated princess of a forgotten mystical kingdom so show some respect.

[offshoreoilrig]

Does anyone have recommendations on good social norms for beginners? I'm looking to start conforming more but I'm not sure which norms will provide the most social currency. Thanks

[doraingrid]

I both expected you to come and am surprised to see you, Son of Hades