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THAT’S A FUCKING STRAIGHT JACKET FOR BABIES WHAT THE FUCK DON’T ADD A LITTLE SMILEY FACE WITH SOME HEARTS AND PUT THE WORD SNUGGLE IN THERE THAT’S HORRIFYING

randommakings

You guys have clearly never dealt with babies, it’s called swaddling you dumbasses and it helps calm a baby down and it makes it easier for a mother to hold onto/nurse a very fussy baby.

archived-twigwise

also it makes babies less likely to like poke themselves in their eyes or scratch their faces up with their demon infant nails

seriously, baby nails are incredibly sharp and a baby does not need to claw themselves up

swaddling is an ancient as fuck technique to keep your baby warm, safe, and calm (it simulates being held which helps make babies chill) and this particular invention means swaddling without all the fabric which will help keep babies cooler in warm climates, and also allow for changing diapers and the like without unswaddling them

sit yo asses down and learn to care for a small hairless human

chipsncookies

this site hates babies what do you expect

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*sees a crib* THATS A FUCKING CAGE FOR BABIES WHAT THE FUCK

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lmfao^^

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fefetaspritearchive

fyliloandstitch

This scene cracks me up. Not just for the dialogue, but for the mini-heart attack Stitch seems to have when Lilo yells out.

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I love Stitch so goddamn much. He can lift things 300 times his own weight, but one seven year old girl yells out and he grabs his chest in fear

indigofactory

Let us not forget this real ass response, to her stupid ass epiphany.

avas-poltergeist

I love how he holds his hands and looks at like “honey,no.”

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topherchris

actionables

In case you didn’t know, this is the original #BitchWhere video. Her name is Brionna London. The rest are just remakes because she spawned a trend on Vine where people took her voice and lip synced and acted to it. The one that went viral on Tumblr is also a remake.

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shandreaak

quickweaves

what “e” sound is that

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killdie

Kyle Montgomery 2015 Crystal Mary

insical

1. Kiss that cute boy at the party, but push him away as soon as he puts his hand up your skirt. 2. Smoke a cigarette for the first time, and make it your last. 3. Don’t straighten your hair for a week, see how many compliments you get . 4. Blast your favourite song even when your mum has told you off for playing it too loudly. Enjoy those 3 minutes of pure happiness before she pulls the plug out. 5. Say yes to going out, you’ll have something to tell your grandchildren about. 6. Paint a sun on a rainy day, then stick it to the window 7. Eat the cupcake, you have better things to worry about than those 300 calories. 8. Do yoga and meditate as often as possible. 9. Stand up for yourself. Someone called you a slut? Someone said you are ugly? Someone said your art work was boring and dull? That is your cue to fucking stand up for yourself and make them speechless. 10. Don’t respond to a group of males whistling at you. You’re a human being, not a fucking dog. 11. Leave your headphones at home, see how much you are missing out on because you’re always lost in your own thoughts. 12. Carry hand sanitizer and bandaids in your purse. 13. Wear sexy underwear, loads of leather, a fur coat, heels and purple lipstick. Do it for yourself, not for the hot guy next door. 14. If you’re having a bad day, cry, scream, punch a pillow, throw stuff around. Then you pick up the mess, including yourself and get back up. 15. Smile, be polite and get on peoples good sides for starters. 16. Stop waiting for your crush, stop dressing up for the bar man that serves you a free drink or staying extra hours at work for your boss. Stop impressing these dickheads and start impressing yourself. 17. Laugh until you cry, and when the girl sitting next to you in class tells you to shut up, laugh even louder. 18. Do whatever feels right in the moment, laugh, cringe and regret it later. Repeat.

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